Mebbe yous and me should be partners Bing.... share ol' Spuds secret 'eh?  

Trust me to get a good part just when Vi decides to go celibate.. takes sock out of trousers.. 

Tony... SPECSAVERS!

zit tis burlesque - Bella burlesque and I am a danzer and zinger

phew!

are we sure it round 7

I ain't gone celibate, sugar. Stick around, you can be my celebratory shag when I solve this.

Unless you did it, of course.

Well, even then it ain't necessarily a 'no'. Gotta give a condemned man summat to take with him.

Unless Tone did it. Then, uh-uh

Guess I can hang around then

*saunters in a tad sexier than when leaving..amazing what fresh air a plaster for some blisters can do*

Well, well, my lovelies, look like some of yous has got some 'splainin to do.

My friend with benefits down at the station has given me this.

Nice handwriting

*squints*

Yous gonna have to enlarge it a bit Miss Brator. 

so it looks like Spudsy stole the potato alcohol drink from Sam and passed it off as his own invention bet Sam wanted to kill him, just to get even

Now, in light of my new discovery, I obviously have some questions.

1) Who the hell is Sergio the Sausage and why have noneof yous mentioned him? Especially YOU Tone? Looks like you owe this fella quite a bit?

2) Now Mo, why the heck was ya own flesh and spud afraid of ya, eh? I know you look like a dude and all that, but still, family is family.

3) Sam, did Spudsy promide you a share of profits in the potatoooo drink of yours that he was passing off as his?

Get a magnifyin glass sugar.

right click and view image darlin, I knows you have a slight problem with your eyes

Ain't mine, sugar. Mine looks like a spider swam in the ink and then carelessly wandered over the paper.

I can never read my own notes.

Probably why I am so crap.

Yous got a one track mind Brator.  

za can zay zat again

Well thats a relief Now will ya's all stop picking on me just cos i used to work in bar!!

It's all coming outs now babe  

SLIGHT? Looks like you do too darlin. Sergio says your Tone is a frequent flyer on Blind Air. And that he NEVER takes the flak for it.

Oi Tony she promised to do some enlarging wif me get in the queue!!

yeah, you gets off pretty lightly tonight Bing. What have you been doing to keep The Sausage happy withs ya then 'eh?  

Oh shut it bollock brain, I was just askin why none of yas has mentioned the bloke who is listed there as 'Spudsy's Lieutenant'.

Which brings me on to Billy. Why did you say you were Spudsy's right hand man and all that if the ol Sausage was?

i'm whiter than white Tony

and Sam said nada

Are you also Billy The Kid?

But his burgers say 'neigh'

I'd honestly have trouble repeating it 

So..... Miss Bazooka. Summat dodgy going on with you and Spuds according to The Sausage. I justs don't gets it! How could you bear to be arounds the man after what he dids to your poor horse? 

Does it mean nothing to yas, that poor old Shergar got his throat slit by the man you shared your frilly garters with? 

I was a kid at some time yeah toots.

I read it, I am more interested as to why Sam let Spudsy take the credit for his booze... My Tony wouldn't hurt a fly, least not one that he liked and could see properly

Now look I told ye already, Spudsy and myself used to duff each other up as nippers except I nearly always won.  He knows I have a powerful left hook and I know how to use it.

Talking of which if you refer to me as a man again, you'll find out just how powerful it is, investigator or not capisce! 

whoever planter the potato forgot the manure...there again they probably knew Vi would be on the case, she talks plenty of it

So Billy it sounds like ye owe a lot of yer success to Spudsy. What reason would a hard-hearted man like Spudsy have to do anything nice for ye?  He wasn't exactly known for doing people favours so what gives?

Yes or no please sugar.

Well Mo... He owed me a favour. Besides, he wasn’t that hard-hearted. He actually had a softer side to his personality that most people didn’t see.

People always see what they want not what really is...