zu zilly zilly man - spudsy zas my best cutszomer

He deed kill  my horse and put it's head in my fathers bed but I zas veree zittle and I deedn't keel zim - I DID nOT KILL Spudsy

I zill zu zu zor zlander

His secret??? You mean his money spinning potato drink? 

Gonna keeps it close to ya chest are ya? So that only yous knows the secret and can makes money off it??? 

If you hads any decency you woulds give it to his family.

 Sounds like Mo's lot are a right load of scratters. They could do with some cash to drag 'em out the gutter.  

he put your horses head in your fathers bed  

And i bet Sam used the poor horsey carcass to make burgers.

zu zilly zilly man - spudsy zas my best cutszomer

He deed kill  my horse and put it's head in my fathers bed but I zas veree zittle and I deedn't keel zim - I DID nOT KILL Spudsy

I zill zu zu zor zlander

he put your horses head in your fathers bed and you where shagging seeing him Why were you seeing him, sleeping with him after what he had done?

He did that and you expect us to believe that you meant him on ill?

You must think we fell out of the stoopid tree Luv

His secret??? You mean his money spinning potato drink? 

Gonna keeps it close to ya chest are ya? So that only yous knows the secret and can makes money off it??? 

If you hads any decency you woulds give it to his family.

 Sounds like Mo's lot are a right load of scratters. They could do with some cash to drag 'em out the gutter.  

*punches the squinty bog trotter square in the face and he falls like a sack of spuds to the ground*  how dare ye, ye guttersnipe

I thought he used uniquorn

Is that the first fall Tone has ever taken?

Ah Ah Ahhhh  I' aint blabbling

Ooh Cands.... yous a poet and you hads no clue Or summat like that. 

Bella good woman yerself - now I've a question for ye

Why did ye change yer name from Bella Bazookas?

well he's a bit of a diver if ye ask me

ziz iz mobster land ze had ze power and ze sppoodlies and zi zanted bothz

Bella good woman yerself - now I've a question for ye

Why did ye change yer name from Bella Bazookas?

*punches the squinty bog trotter square in the face and he falls like a sack of spuds to the ground*  how dare ye, ye guttersnipe

I think there must have been more to it than that...he had something on you he's a user, always was

zat ziz zupiscious zu me - you keeeled him zu make ze spoodies

Candy, you were right darlin'. She really is a rough 'un.  

*comes round*

Where ams I? 

*squints*

Ooooh! I thinks I can see a bit better!  IT'S AN IRISH MIRACLE!!! I'M CURED! 

Bloody hell MO!!! No wonders you floored me! Bit manly aren't ya? 

Candy, you were right darlin'. She really is a rough 'un.  

*comes round*

Where ams I? 

*squints*

Ooooh! I thinks I can see a bit better!  IT'S AN IRISH MIRACLE!!! I'M CURED! 

Bloody hell MO!!! No wonders you floored me! Bit manly aren't ya? 

Candy, you were right darlin'. She really is a rough 'un.  

Zut Izz Could DooZZ itzzz wizzzout Zillinzz immmzzz Bella. 

ze iz an ugzlu mooouze

hmmmmmmmmmmm zell i zidn't zant spudsy to recognize me and thought Bella Bazoukas zas not in line with ze arteestc aspect zof my act

that was Bella before her op ye pair of eejits besides I've no augmented bits - I'm all natural and a red head

hmmm hardly a name that would fit with Oxford now would it

Is that the horse that got killed???

Is that the horse that got killed???

zu zot inzult  Pagleona zy zorse zit vas a russian thoroughbred

Looks like she's gotta couple a spuds in her bra.

Shergar

zacckly zi mo - zi zame iz Bella de rosa de Castille

Hmmmm..... interesting point Miss Brator. 

So it was a woman who duns it! It's the only way they could have smuggled the spud past security. 

Unless of course it was a man who packs more than ya average? 

*takes a sneaky look at Bing's package*