Cos your Tone had another of his blind moments and shot the crap out of it.
That was no accident. That Professor Plum had it coming to 'im.
Cos your Tone had another of his blind moments and shot the crap out of it.
That was no accident. That Professor Plum had it coming to 'im.
Cos your Tone had another of his blind moments (do you know, if you kept your hubby as happy as you kept Spudsy, he might not be blind now? Poor chap, is one arm bigger than the other too?) and shot the crap out of it.
That is so not true, I keep my Tony very happy He's no need to be doing that,
Cos your Tone had another of his blind moments and shot the crap out of it.
That was no accident. That Professor Plum had it coming to 'im.
he did darlin
Hey Mo
I saw you coming out of Thin Lizzy's Restaurant yesterday. What you doing, Sleeping with the enemy?
Listen aaggrah - I was at Thin Lizzy’s because my sainted mammy always taught me to introduce myself before I torched a place
So...Spudsy had you on the payroll eh?
Was that you initiation?
not at all - sure I have a brain of my own and I'm not afraid unlike you to use it
Ooo I forgot to answer the bit about the initiation - sorry my brain is all over the place what with the death of my brother you understand.
So now, to answer you properly technically no. I was planning to errrm surprise him.
Hey Mo
I saw you coming out of Thin Lizzy's Restaurant yesterday. What you doing, Sleeping with the enemy?
Listen aaggrah - I was at Thin Lizzy’s because my sainted mammy always taught me to introduce myself before I torched a place
So...Spudsy had you on the payroll eh?
Was that you initiation?
not at all - sure I have a brain of my own and I'm not afraid unlike you to use it
Ooo I forgot to answer the bit about the initiation - sorry my brain is all over the place what with the death of my brother you understand.
So now, to answer you properly technically no. I was planning to errrm surprise him.
Had he invited you into the ..ahem.. family business then
Hey Mo
I saw you coming out of Thin Lizzy's Restaurant yesterday. What you doing, Sleeping with the enemy?
Listen aaggrah - I was at Thin Lizzy’s because my sainted mammy always taught me to introduce myself before I torched a place
So...Spudsy had you on the payroll eh?
Was that you initiation?
not at all - sure I have a brain of my own and I'm not afraid unlike you to use it
Ooo I forgot to answer the bit about the initiation - sorry my brain is all over the place what with the death of my brother you understand.
So now, to answer you properly technically no. I was planning to errrm surprise him.
Had he invited you into the ..ahem.. family business then
No he didn't tink it was girls work sure I'm as good as any man so I am
anyhoo I'm off to have a nap as I've a savage headache
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Keep the noise down up there
*squints*
What round day is it?
Your round I'll have a whisky
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Keep the noise down up there
I got sidetracked
*squints*
What round day is it?
Billy's buying
Oh Jaysus I feel like a mouldy cabbage too much of ye American drink
Oh Jaysus I feel like a mouldy cabbage too much of ye American drink
now that you say, there is a strong resemblance
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the very lady I'm after
Did I not see ye going into the kitchen earlier? So now, did ye steal Fat Sam’s knife or could ye explain what the long, silver steel object was that ye secreted about yerself? hmmmmmm *narrows eyes*
Oh Jaysus I feel like a mouldy cabbage too much of ye American drink
now that you say, there is a strong resemblance
be quiet ye or I'll cut the face of ye
Your round I'll have a whisky
Potato or grain based?
Oh Jaysus I feel like a mouldy cabbage too much of ye American drink
now that you say, there is a strong resemblance
be quiet ye or I'll cut the face of ye
Yous has a cheek asking me wife about knives, and then threatening to cut her face off. USE YOUR OWN DAMN KNIFE!
*squints*
What round day is it?
Billy's buying
Throws a dollar on the bar - Drinks all round on me!
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the very lady I'm after
Did I not see ye going into the kitchen earlier? So now, did ye steal Fat Sam’s knife or could ye explain what the long, silver steel object was that ye secreted about yerself? hmmmmmm *narrows eyes*
I was looking for my Tony, I can always find him in the kitchen at parties (that would make a good song) . I can't even remember seeing any knife let alone Fat Sam's
Oh Jaysus I feel like a mouldy cabbage too much of ye American drink
now that you say, there is a strong resemblance
be quiet ye or I'll cut the face of ye
violent mare
Your round I'll have a whisky
Potato or grain based?
Ahh Moonshine - those were the days
Yous has a cheek asking me wife about knives, and then threatening to cut her face off. USE YOUR OWN DAMN KNIFE!
I'm taking no notice honey bunch, I was looking for you when I went to the kitchen, I was missing you Plus, I knows you like your snacks
Oh Jaysus I feel like a mouldy cabbage too much of ye American drink
now that you say, there is a strong resemblance
be quiet ye or I'll cut the face of ye
Yous has a cheek asking me wife about knives, and then threatening to cut her face off. USE YOUR OWN DAMN KNIFE!
cut the face of ye is an old Oirish saying meaning a slap you squinty eyed bog trotter
ye should be worried about why she had that knife
Your round I'll have a whisky
Potato or grain based?
Ahh Moonshine - those were the days
no poitin? Oirish poitin knocks your American Moonshine on it's ass
cut the face of ye is an old Oirish saying meaning a slap you squinty eyed bog trotter
ye should be worried about why she had that knife
here you Irish hussy, what are you accusing me of? I told you I saw no knife
Yous has a cheek asking me wife about knives, and then threatening to cut her face off. USE YOUR OWN DAMN KNIFE!
I'm taking no notice honey bunch, I was looking for you when I went to the kitchen, I was missing you Plus, I knows you like your snacks
ha! do ye really expect me to believe ye were preparing snacks? Is it mad you think we all are? I bet Sam will want to know why you were messing with his knife - chefs don't like their tools of the trade touch - wouldn't want to be you when he finds out
cut the face of ye is an old Oirish saying meaning a slap you squinty eyed bog trotter
ye should be worried about why she had that knife
here you Irish hussy, what are you accusing me of? I told you I saw no knife
you did have a knife missy I saw ye with it that's what I'm accusing ye of
Yous has a cheek asking me wife about knives, and then threatening to cut her face off. USE YOUR OWN DAMN KNIFE!
I'm taking no notice honey bunch, I was looking for you when I went to the kitchen, I was missing you Plus, I knows you like your snacks
ha! do ye really expect me to believe ye were preparing snacks? Is it mad you think we all are? I bet Sam will want to know why you were messing with his knife - chefs don't like their tools of the trade touch - wouldn't want to be you when he finds out
I think the squinting is catching, I didn't say I was making snacks and I've already told ya, I didn't see any bloody knife
cut the face of ye is an old Oirish saying meaning a slap you squinty eyed bog trotter
ye should be worried about why she had that knife
here you Irish hussy, what are you accusing me of? I told you I saw no knife
you did have a knife missy I saw ye with it that's what I'm accusing ye of
Stop making things up you Irish bint
Yous has a cheek asking me wife about knives, and then threatening to cut her face off. USE YOUR OWN DAMN KNIFE!
I'm taking no notice honey bunch, I was looking for you when I went to the kitchen, I was missing you Plus, I knows you like your snacks
ha! do ye really expect me to believe ye were preparing snacks? Is it mad you think we all are? I bet Sam will want to know why you were messing with his knife - chefs don't like their tools of the trade touch - wouldn't want to be you when he finds out
I think the squinting is catching, I didn't say I was making snacks and I've already told ya, I didn't see any bloody knife
I know what I saw
I think the squinting is catching, I didn't say I was making snacks and I've already told ya, I didn't see any bloody knife
I know what I saw
and I know what I saw too
Oooh... it's an Irish-American stand off.
Oooh... it's an Irish-American stand off.
I ain't stoopid, she said she'd slit my face I knows when to step back darlin
Oooh... it's an Irish-American stand off.
HaHaHa I'm just sitting back watching the entertainment Tony
Oooh... it's an Irish-American stand off.
HaHaHa I'm just sitting back watching the entertainment Tony
just like the gentleman you are
When you in my line of business you know when to keep your head down
When you in my line of business you know when to keep your head down
brave dude you are
Oooh... it's an Irish-American stand off.
HaHaHa I'm just sitting back watching the entertainment Tony
yeah he knows how to defend her - he bellows from the side lines then pretends he can't see ye cos he's got squininitis
When you in my line of business you know when to keep your head down
brave dude you are
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
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