Can't remember

Evening in here (where ever we are?)

zi iz zaying zi zu mo zimples

more a tad long sighted my precious

the smell of fried chicken preceded you

it is - these Americans are dumb eejits Bella

That mean dinner is ready?? Hmmmmm?

I gotta fill up try not ta have fun without me 

why would you feel hurt - sure you're a Yanky boy aren't ye or are ye English masquerading as an American?

Oh Bellllllaaaaaaaaaa (see, I can over use letters too), a few questions for you, I shall speak slowly for you.

Oh, and could you answer tham ALL please? You missed a couple yesterday. Not sure if it's cos we were goin to quick for ya or what?

1) You said Spudsy wanted to marry you, is this true and do you have any proof?

2) What was your PHD from scuzzville Oxford in?

3) Was Spudsy really a bi-spud? Did he like both chips and potato rings?

4) Would I be correct in assumin that he liked you to wear as little as possible cos he was worried you might have a gun concealed about you?

5) What do you know about Tone's double dealin? What was he up to?

There, off you go.

In English please.

see ya in a bit

Ah - zat zon't zake any dizzerent - you iz ubli spud anyzay

There weren't no double dealing! It's all just a misunderstanding over sloppiness. That Bella wouldn't know the truths if it was tucked in her garter. 

I knows for a fact that Spuds didn't 'zedoreees' her. He may not have had many morals, but he wouldn't have risked our friendship over a dalliance with Candy unless he was serious abouts her  

Surprised you could smell anything over that perfume! Did you have a bath in it luv??

Tony, honey bunch you knows I was only messing around with Spudsy to protect you darlin, but did you kill him because you found out? I trusts you with every beat of my heart you handsome brute, but I gotta ask

- 1.ze alzays come to ze me after ze show and said he vanted me -

      2.performing Arts

       3. spudsy ze liked to dress up ze basques and stockings and ze lubbed ze garter - ze 'ad great zun

      4.ze just ze liked me to zear az llleeetlle az pozzible cos I ha z abeautiful bodzy and voize

      5. Zi know nozing about ze Toneeee except I felt ze deedn't trust ze tonee at all - he  suzpected double dealing wiz ze ozzer mobsters

gotta askk zen zo trustz - Iz trusted spudzy wiz everyzinc

Hey Mo

I saw you coming out of Thin Lizzy's Restaurant yesterday. What you doing, Sleeping  with the enemy?  

how can you smell anything apart from grease...yer clothes hum of overused oil...or is that yer hair?

Hell me mum and Pa were English o vile one!

So you're a fantasist, drama queen with a high opinion of herself and you assume an awful lot because, it appears, Spudsy trusted you about as much as you say he trusted Tone.

don't get me started Mr - ye'll not like what I'll do to ye

Well that was an easier read than expected  

And maybe that was his downfall, eh? Tell him too much did ya?

HoHo !! Yu gonna shoot me Mo

Listen aaggrah - I was at Thin Lizzy’s because my sainted mammy always taught me to introduce myself before I torched a place

I had to ask him

well those knees look like they could do with capping now you come to mention it   I quite like you even though you're the spawn of the heathen English, so I'll let ye off

zi izzz none oz those zings spudzy luzzed me

Aww Candy, you knows how I felts about Spudsy! Ok, he may have accidentally slept with ya once or twice, but I wouldn't shoots him because of its. I might have been tempted to rearrange his face a bit, mebbes castrate him with his kinky garter   .... but shooting him is so final.  

Nah babe It woulds take a much tougher man than me self to go as far as killing his childhood friend, don't you worry your pretty head about that  

Billy, sugar, were you involved in the old spud juice production? Not literally Spud's juices, Candy and Bella seem to have taken care of that. I mean the alcoholic variety?

I believe you honey bunch,,,I knew what the answer would be, but I had to ask darlin. I knows you haven't a bad bone in ya body

Well, that letter I found kind of suggests he loved Candy (obviously a man of no taste) and you were simply a toy to make her jealous. He used you. Get over it. And yourself.

Spudsy loved no one, he used people

Is that cos you ain't as manly as ya face would lead us to believe? Sam mentioned testosterone injections once. Care to respond?

So...Spudsy had you on the payroll eh?

Was that you initiation?

He seemed, for some unknown reason, more than keen on you. Jewels, attempting to make ya jealous, makin you think he was over ya. Did ya ever feel anythin for him?

When I says 'tougher' I mean heartless! You can be tough and still have an heart you know. You should try it sometime Miss Brator. 

he was a ok guy for a friend, if he liked you...like I said, he used people to his own advantage.

He didn't acknowledge he had a sister.

He used the Ruskie pole dancer

He threatened Tony with god knows what

He used me

come to think of it, Billy and Sam seem to have gotten away unscathed

I was involved with the Spud juice consumption... Hic Ya got me there...