So you started out as a bartender? Pretty lowly beginnings Bing. *sniggers*

You didn't happens to invent a spud based drink whiles you were tending bar did ya?  

Gotta agree Bella. But then you go and open your mouth

yezzzz an ze zy - zi zask myzelf ziz all ze time

I z mizz my spudzy - he wazzz zo adventuouz *sigh*

We all got lowly beginnings Tony, Ya never know you might drag ya self out of them someday 

ze beauty izzz zin my legzzz and leeeppppssss zot zy talk - zat candy iz z e ugli spud comparezed to ze

You didn't happens to invent a spud based drink whiles you were tending bar did ya? 

Well If i did I was drunk at the time and don't remember a thing about it LOL

SlenKkkkkkkkkkkkk 

can I ze ze gunz toneeeeeeeeeeee

zat izz untrue - zu waz not drunk

I see we are having a potato bashing night tonight

Oh How do zuu er you know /

I wanna know that too

Dia dhoibh how's it hanging?

zi waz pazzing ze bar - ze looked fine and zober zu me -Zell zi looked zat zay zu me

slink -

zi ze mo

Gotya Bella 

Lo Mo

zo zyu azn't zin zy opinzionn zu zer your uzual zelf

Wish they would hurry and invent Google

and ze interweb... the z's are catching

I tink she means it is the Mo meaning me

pleased you can follow this Mo

  arrrrrrgh!  I have a hoooooge spot on my chin

Do you think we would have as much fun if we pushed this Slinky down the satirs?

I aint drunk enough, pass me another bottle of potato juice

  I tink it helps being bilingual and all   Sure these furrin people ain't so bad when you gets to known them so they're not

are you sure its a spot...my Tony was cleaning his gun earlier

Vi  do you ever put those guns down

no one told me you were bilingual Mo...the Orish have come a long way with that new pope and stuff

have one of these t'will be better for ye

So you were in the bar where Billy was bartendin on the night he met Spudsy, were ya?

Or have all them z's addled ya brain even more than it was.

yer cheeky mare sure we have our own Irish language that those cursed God English fiends tried to make us give up

Stop using big words I only got a pocket dictionary

Yeah, but not as often as Candy's go down.

Why, you want one? If i give ya one, will ya shoot that Bella bird for me? Lady of the law like me can't be seen to do it  

I ams a bit accident prone 

Strangest looking potato's I ever seen

So how long have ya known Spudsy then Billy? Only you don't seem very sure. One day it's a year, another it's so long ya can't remember.

Tries not to feel hurt

terrible... I can speak English and down town Chicago