Jesus don't I know it - imagine me poor oul mammy's face

I'll give the first person $20 for translating that

My brain is frazzled (ha, there's 2 z's you didn't get Bella), I'm off to get totally trolleyed get some shut eye. I Make sure you're all around tomorrow, I shall make it up as I go along as usual have more questions for you all.

G'night.

Sits down at Spud's home bar and looks for a drink.. spies the bottle of the new Potato Giggle Juice The party was set up for.. Thinks Maybe I'm on the wrong track here. That juice was gonna be a BIG seller. Laughs to himself Potato juice to bring in the cabbage.

Wonder who invented it?

*squints*

What ya laughing at Bing?  

Potato's - turning into Cabbage (dosh)

I don't gets it. 

This whole thing is a bit crazy, we all get invited to this party for the juice and end up wondering who killed the host. Something has to give here. There has to be something to clue us in on this. As it is we are all pointing the finger at each other.

Just a simple little joke in my mind Tony.. No so simple it seems

Thought i would just grab a drink before dinner. Good to be on the right side of the bar

So how comes you were invited to the party anyways Bing? I didn't know you and Spuds was that good friends. 

Friends? Who said we were friends . Business partners would have been a better description.

*slink* *sings* Wraps legs around head*

azzo azzo ze ogli peeps

tonneeeeeeeeeeeeee  - *sllennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk*

Do zu zown za gunz???

So why were you at a party for "friends and family" then? Were you even invited? 

Whos head?? Bella

mine - i izzz ze bezts dancer and zinger going*

zo he vazzen't ze gatecrashed

I've just been waylaid by that Admiral person, says she will be stuck in her office until 10.30 tonight, probably working late trying to make sense of Defective Brators notes

*in the PM, a message*

I'd really rather your legs were where they were supposed to be if you're gonna speak to me Miss Burlesque. I know my eyesight ain't great..... but there's not much chance of missing that. 

And of course I owns a gun you slinky slovakian screwball! What sorta henchman woulds I be if I didn't haves meself a shooter. 

We live in Chicago, everyone with any sense has a gun! And those without don't lasts long.  

Bella there are many types of friend.Spuds and me we Special you have to be a mobster to understand.

By the way.. Did you know Spudsy was seeing Candy while you slinked all over him? Hmmmm?

I had  to reread that

hey Billy, where did you and Spudsy meet?

Hey Candy - Looking good

Well I met Spudsy at a bar. Long time ago now I was pouring drinks and he was…well, he was entertaining some clients. I gave them special service. Kind of saw an opportunity there at the time.

evening Billy

what kind of clients... and what was the special service?

noz zay - ze preferred my bigz red luscious leeepsz and brunette hair - ze preferred ze brunette - zo zere

*slink*

zu squinting eeeziot zu eezze zo rude

did zu az your gun at ze party zen???

Long time ago now Candy, Mobster stuff, As far as the service goes - I just kept the drinks coming so i could get noticed.

ze legz aroud ze 'ead - eeze my trademakrkz - you all ze ignozramuzes

I zing like ze nightzingale -

spudsy lutz ze

Ehemm Slinky err Bella care to listen to your next boss??

zo izzz zi - I eezzzz beautiful

zu izzz zat??

So what did you think of Spudsy's potato idea? Do you think it would be worth killing him for it?

I've gots it here with me right now. You wanna take a close look at it? 

Its a dangerous business being a mob leader Candy - The Potato idea was inspired. And having an Irish sis ... lol well what better potato's  to use eh? As far as killing him for it? I see no reason for such extreme measures

*slink*

yezzzzz pllleezzeeee *fiddles with garter and moves dress up  a fraction

well someone obviously did