TONY:
How long have you been married?
I was wonder the very same..
Tony told you lot up ages ago 
I was simply wondering what date to send the anniversary card on and Toni was a little vague no? 
no it was September...I can't remember the date, we were pissed... I'll go take a look later. I wouldn't bother with a card, we won't be celebrating at your joint 
Don't you be insultin the boys in blue (or it could be black, I can't tell) They do their best. In future, only talk to me, there's a good girl.
haven't you a penguin to go interrogate 
Bloody bird's taken the fifth. Can't get a thing outta him.
TONY:
How long have you been married?
I was wonder the very same..
Tony told you lot up ages ago
I was simply wondering what date to send the anniversary card on and Toni was a little vague no?
no it was September...I can't remember the date, we were pissed... I'll go take a look later. I wouldn't bother with a card, we won't be celebrating at your joint
Did ya have to get sloshed to marry him then? Was ya wishin it was someone else ya married?
haven't you a penguin to go interrogate
Bloody bird's taken the fifth. Can't get a thing outta him.
give it some trill 
Bloody bird's taken the fifth. Can't get a thing outta him.
Penguins are tough little f***ers
If you want I could have a goes at him for ya Miss Brator. He'll be singing like a canary when I'm dones. 
no it was September...I can't remember the date, we were pissed... I'll go take a look later. I wouldn't bother with a card, we won't be celebrating at your joint
Did ya have to get sloshed to marry him then? Was ya wishin it was someone else ya married?
No...we were happy and celebrating, best thing I ever did
haven't you a penguin to go interrogate
Bloody bird's taken the fifth. Can't get a thing outta him.
give it some trill
Nah, he won't like that.
*sniffs the air around Candy*
Tuna! That's what he needs!
ye have got to be joshing me 
so now for yerself Bella just what kind of services were ye giving my dearly departed brother? Come on ye scut, out with it
Bloody bird's taken the fifth. Can't get a thing outta him.
Penguins are tough little f***ers
If you want I could have a goes at him for ya Miss Brator. He'll be singing like a canary when I'm dones.
You're alright Tone, your Missus has just goven me an idea.
TONY:
How long have you been married?
I was wonder the very same..
Tony told you lot up ages ago
I was simply wondering what date to send the anniversary card on and Toni was a little vague no?
no it was September...I can't remember the date, we were pissed... I'll go take a look later. I wouldn't bother with a card, we won't be celebrating at your joint
I'll have you know that I'm a six star Michelin Chef
no it was September...I can't remember the date, we were pissed... I'll go take a look later. I wouldn't bother with a card, we won't be celebrating at your joint
Did ya have to get sloshed to marry him then? Was ya wishin it was someone else ya married?
No...we were happy and celebrating, best thing I ever did
You keep tellin yourself that sugar.
TONY:
How long have you been married?
I was wonder the very same..
Tony told you lot up ages ago
I was simply wondering what date to send the anniversary card on and Toni was a little vague no?
no it was September...I can't remember the date, we were pissed... I'll go take a look later. I wouldn't bother with a card, we won't be celebrating at your joint
I'll have you know that I'm a six star Michelin Chef
Oh jeez, were you havin it away with Candy an' all? You want to be careful who you show the snaps to, that reporter woman has no shame, she'll print 'em.
so now for yerself Bella just what kind of services were ye giving my dearly departed brother? Come one ye scut, out with it
She was spendin' your inheritance on man sized basques and garters by all accounts Mo. 
give it some trill
Nah, he won't like that.
*sniffs the air around Candy*
Tuna! That's what he needs!
ah, that'll be yourself you silly tart, I didn't spend the morning opening 17 tins of tuna.
*I smell delicious, I don't have to spend 4 hours trying to make myself look feminine, unlike you Miss Brator. I have a natural beauty, and the best perfumes*
I'll have you know that I'm a six star Michelin Chef
I've heard there's too much Shergar in your sweets
candy vy zu iz 'ere - vy did zu sleep wiz spudsy after only beingz married 3 monz ????
- diz gusting - zu eez worz san ze tony and ze is lowest of ze low
*slink*
you know nothing you Russian floozy...I did what I had to do to keep my Tony out of Prison...that's what mobsters wives do I wouldn't be surprised if you and Ding Dong weren't not in cahoots, you both talk rubbish
PAH PAH - ze spudsy vas mine - you flooozzzy
He alvays vanted me to vear az leetle az pozzible - stockings basques and garters and he wore zem as vell - ve vere verrreee cloze
*slink*
ve is zat mo i need to tell her zis??
I'm here what have ye to say to me? And has anyone seen that eejit Sam?
I'll have you know that I'm a six star Michelin Chef
I've heard there's too much Shergar in your sweets
Leave my sweetmeats alone
I've heard there's too much Shergar in your sweets
Leave my sweetmeats alone
stop yer shouting, you'll make yerself hoarse
give it some trill
Nah, he won't like that.
*sniffs the air around Candy*
Tuna! That's what he needs!
ah, that'll be yourself you silly tart, I didn't spend the morning opening 17 tins of tuna.
*I smell delicious, I don't have to spend 4 hours trying to make myself look feminine, unlike you Miss Brator. I have a natural beauty, and the best perfumes*
Oh please, natural? If you say so sugar. Besides, look where ya 'looks' have got ya, married to gizzard face, shaggin a potato trader and a suspect in a murder. Bet your Momma's real proud.
I've heard there's too much Shergar in your sweets
Leave my sweetmeats alone
stop yer shouting, you'll make yerself hoarse
And they're off.
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago 
Oh please, natural? If you say so sugar. Besides, look where ya 'looks' have got ya, married to gizzard face, shaggin a potato trader and a suspect in a murder. Bet your Momma's real proud.
look at the picture sweetheart that's all me! Eventually the truth will out, and my momma will be real proud.
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun? 
ye have got to be joshing me
so now for yerself Bella just what kind of services were ye giving my dearly departed brother? Come on ye scut, out with it
arree there ze are - az I zed - ze alzays came to zee me azter ze show - ze loved me garter
ze dresses me in garters and ze basques and zo did spudsy - ze liked to cross dresss *slink*
Spudsy azored me
I'll have you know that I'm a six star Michelin Chef
I've heard there's too much Shergar in your sweets
more zlike ze mechalleen menace wizout ze zeex pack
ye have got to be joshing me
so now for yerself Bella just what kind of services were ye giving my dearly departed brother? Come on ye scut, out with it
arree there ze are - az I zed - zealzays came to ze eme azter ze show - ze loved me garter
ze dresses me in garters and zebasques and zo did spudsy - ze liked to cross dresss *slink*
Spudsy azored me
he liked to who with the what now? cross dress in ladies undies liar liar
ye have got to be joshing me
so now for yerself Bella just what kind of services were ye giving my dearly departed brother? Come on ye scut, out with it
arree there ze are - az I zed - zealzays came to ze eme azter ze show - ze loved me garter
ze dresses me in garters and zebasques and zo did spudsy - ze liked to cross dresss *slink*
Spudsy azored me
Bella, did Spudsy introduce the cross dressing, or did you?
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun?
Hey Doll, I'm definitely packing a weapon 
but it isn't a gun 
ye have got to be joshing me
so now for yerself Bella just what kind of services were ye giving my dearly departed brother? Come on ye scut, out with it
arree there ze are - az I zed - zealzays came to ze eme azter ze show - ze loved me garter
ze dresses me in garters and zebasques and zo did spudsy - ze liked to cross dresss *slink*
Spudsy azored me
he liked to who with the what now? cross dress in ladies undies liar liar
ZAT EZZZZ ZE truth ze zopid zing - ze did on ze regular baziz did spudsy
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun?
Hey Doll, I'm definitely packing a weapon but it isn't a gun
zat rezaims to be zeeen
he liked to who with the what now? cross dress in ladies undies
Probably best you check what they dress him in for his open casket Mo.
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun?
Hey Doll, I'm definitely packing a weapon but it isn't a gun
zat rezaims to be zeeen
ye have got to be joshing me
so now for yerself Bella just what kind of services were ye giving my dearly departed brother? Come on ye scut, out with it
arree there ze are - az I zed - zealzays came to ze eme azter ze show - ze loved me garter
ze dresses me in garters and zebasques and zo did spudsy - ze liked to cross dresss *slink*
Spudsy azored me
he liked to who with the what now? cross dress in ladies undies liar liar
ZAT EZZZZ ZE truth ze zopid zing - ze did on ze regular baziz did spudsy
well the dirty oul divil - who'd have thought it, Spudsy dressing like a woman - no wonder the git didn't want any fambly hanging round him - oh sweet Jesus I can't tell daddy this, it would break his heart
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun?
Hey Doll, I'm definitely packing a weapon but it isn't a gun
arragh schtop and don't be talking 
sure is that a wooden spoon in your troosers or are ye just pleased to see me
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun?
Hey Doll, I'm definitely packing a weapon but it isn't a gun
zat rezaims to be zeeen
ahhh Bella you know what they say about these men who claim to have an impressive package - they're sadly lacking in the pinkus department
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun?
Hey Doll, I'm definitely packing a weapon but it isn't a gun
zat rezaims to be zeeen
ahhh Bella you know what they say about these men who claim to have an impressive package - they're sadly lacking in the pinkus department
zat eeezzz ze truz spudsy vaz vast
zi eezzz oz for ze vdka - i blddy needz eettt zeeing a zound zall zees zidiots
ZeeerS *clink* and *slink*
Sam yer class one tulip are ye here abouts?
He was 3 minutes ago
Now says you to me, do ye by any chance own a gun?
Hey Doll, I'm definitely packing a weapon but it isn't a gun
zat rezaims to be zeeen
ahhh Bella you know what they say about these men who claim to have an impressive package - they're sadly lacking in the pinkus department
zat eeezzz ze truz spudsy vaz vast
NOOOOOOO it seems wrong to be hearing things like that about him
