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Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Bella:

PAH PAH - ze spudsy vas mine - you flooozzzy

He alvays vanted me to vear az leetle az pozzible - stockings and garters and he wore zem as vell - ve vere verrreee cloze

*slink*

ve is zat mo i need to tell her zis??

you were welcome to the stinky oaf... I didn't know Spudsy like to wear stockings and garters that could explain why he had no kegs on, and if he only did this with you exclusively Bella, its not looking good for you Mo was held up, she'll be here about 9

hm iz detect zat ze protestez too strongly - ze all forget zi az PHD from Oxford AND pluzzzI may zot be exclusive tospudsy he may ze swieeeng bot vayz as ze zay over 'ere

Really? And who did he swing the other way with? Tony? Billy? Sam? Who?

4/3/1312:42 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Really? And who did he swing the other way with? Tony? Billy? Sam? Who?

My Tony is all man

4/3/1312:44 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Billy:

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeee - he deedn't trust zu at all

Yeah? Well the feeling is damn mutual now!

That untrustworthy, cross dressing, wife stealing, barsteward!

I could handle him messing with me woman (just).... but messing with her dressed up as woman? Me 1920's mind just boggles!

HaHaHa yu wished you were in on it Eh!

yezzz - zu are ze zpotz onz

4/3/1312:45 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Bella:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Bella:

PAH PAH - ze spudsy vas mine - you flooozzzy

He alvays vanted me to vear az leetle az pozzible - stockings and garters and he wore zem as vell - ve vere verrreee cloze

*slink*

ve is zat mo i need to tell her zis??

hm iz detect zat ze protestez too strongly - ze all forget zi az PHD from Oxford AND pluzzzI may zot be exclusive tospudsy he may ze swieeeng bot vayz as ze zay over 'ere
Really? And who did he swing the other way with? Tony? Billy? Sam? Who?

zi do not noz zis only zaying like

4/3/1312:46 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Sam Annella:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

TONY:

How long have you been married?

I was wonder the very same..

Dear god, all these questions! Everybody's a amateur detective.

Does it matter how long??? It was long enough for that rotten spud to get his mitts on my girl! Long enough for me to know that if she was REALLY cheating on me, cheating with hers heart like, then it would rip me own poor little heart to shreds! Into tiny little pieces!

I loves Candy! I loved Spud! I'm as loyal as they come, and it breaks me heart that Spudsy couldn't be the same.

4/3/1312:46 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

So was it really over if he was giving you jewellery?? And how, exactly, did Spudsy exploit your love for Tone, eh? What did ya have to do to keep his genitally deformed face out of jail?

I don't know why he was going to give me jewellery... did he give them to Bella instead? I had to keep Spudsy happy, he threatened Tony at every opportunity, I didn't want to lose my man

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

4/3/1312:46 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeee - he deedn't trust zu at all

Yeah? Well the feeling is damn mutual now!

That untrustworthy, cross dressing, wife stealing, barsteward!

I could handle him messing with me woman (just).... but messing with her dressed up as woman? Me 1920's mind just boggles!

I didn't know darlin

4/3/1312:47 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Really? And who did he swing the other way with? Tony? Billy? Sam? Who?

My Tony is all man

Yeah, he's so manly, mother nature decided to shove a spare pair of bollocks on his face just to prove it.

4/3/1312:47 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

the bloody obvious you thick cop but no dressing up partyness

4/3/1312:48 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANTS THE DETAILS!!

4/3/1312:48 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Really? And who did he swing the other way with? Tony? Billy? Sam? Who?

My Tony is all man

Yeah, he's so manly, mother nature decided to shove a spare pair of bollocks on his face just to prove it.

he's got a masculine jaw

4/3/1312:49 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeee - he deedn't trust zu at all

Yeah? Well the feeling is damn mutual now!

That untrustworthy, cross dressing, wife stealing, barsteward!

I could handle him messing with me woman (just).... but messing with her dressed up as woman? Me 1920's mind just boggles!

I didn't know darlin

PAH - zu eezzee allz twofazed exceptz me

4/3/1312:50 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANTS THE DETAILS!!

you're not honey bunch...Miss Brator is just being a bitch

4/3/1312:51 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

the bloody obvious you thick cop but no dressing up partyness

zi zuew zow zoo keep zim happy - ze vaz alzays coming bazk zor more

4/3/1312:51 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

I didn't know darlin

PAH - zu eezzee allz twofazed exceptz me

listen up you Russian slag,,, I did not know he was a cross dresser

4/3/1312:52 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANTS THE DETAILS!!

you're not honey bunch...Miss Brator is just being a bitch

PAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - hmpppphhhhhhhh Tonnneeez ziz ze zouriginal untrustworhty douzble zeeler

4/3/1312:52 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

the bloody obvious you thick cop but no dressing up partyness

zi zuew zow zoo keep zim happy - ze vaz alzays coming bazk zor more

I had too...to keep my Tony out of trouble, you thick shot putter

4/3/1312:53 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Yeah, he's so manly, mother nature decided to shove a spare pair of bollocks on his face just to prove it.

*doesn't know whether to be flattered or insulted*

*decides to make the best of it*

*shows his extra pair of bollocks off to world with pride*

*oops....wrong pair*

4/3/1312:54 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

But just what was it you had to do to keep him happy?

the bloody obvious you thick cop but no dressing up partyness

Well, i figured you didn't just cook his tea. Did you ever have to do anything more deceptive for him? Did you have to, maybe, stretch the law for him?

4/3/1312:54 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Bella:

I didn't know darlin

PAH - zu eezzee allz twofazed exceptz me

listen up you Russian slag,,, I did not know he was a cross dresser

inzultss inzults like ze vater off zee swanz back - zi steek to zat I zay about zu lotz

4/3/1312:54 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Yeah, he's so manly, mother nature decided to shove a spare pair of bollocks on his face just to prove it.

*doesn't know whether to be flattered or insulted*

*decides to make the best of it*

*shows his extra pair of bollocks off to world with pride*

*oops....wrong pair*

zu ezzz ze cardz

4/3/1312:55 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Well, i figured you didn't just cook his tea. Did you ever have to do anything more deceptive for him? Did you have to, maybe, stretch the law for him?

nope, did what I had to do and was outta there quick sharp...I had my Tony

laundering to do he don't half go through some suits

4/3/1312:56 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

4/3/1312:56 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Yeah, he's so manly, mother nature decided to shove a spare pair of bollocks on his face just to prove it.

*doesn't know whether to be flattered or insulted*

*decides to make the best of it*

*shows his extra pair of bollocks off to world with pride*

*oops....wrong pair*

isn't he so handsome

4/3/1312:57 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Yeah, he's so manly, mother nature decided to shove a spare pair of bollocks on his face just to prove it.

*doesn't know whether to be flattered or insulted*

*decides to make the best of it*

*shows his extra pair of bollocks off to world with pride*

*oops....wrong pair*

Are they meant to be that colour? Knowing where your Candy's been, i'd get that looked at if I was you.

4/3/1312:57 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

spanking emoticon

4/3/1312:58 PM

Willet FryMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

Candy.... the woman with all the zzzz's is scaring me.

4/3/1312:59 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Are they meant to be that colour? Knowing where your Candy's been, i'd get that looked at if I was you.

Defective Brator...I have a clean bill of health...thanks very much, you are lower than a genital wart

4/3/131:00 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

Candy.... the woman with all the zzzz's is scaring me.

I've sorted her out with my bat darlin

4/3/131:01 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

spanking emoticon

Got a bit of a violent side have we? Not as sweet as you make out, eh Candy?

4/3/131:02 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Are they meant to be that colour? Knowing where your Candy's been, i'd get that looked at if I was you.

Defective Brator...I have a clean bill of health...thanks very much, you are lower than a genital wart

So I'm the bee's knees then? Whereas you, my dear, are very much on a par with a wart of the genital variety.

4/3/131:03 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

spanking emoticon

Got a bit of a violent side have we? Not as sweet as you make out, eh Candy?

I'm sick of the Ruskie insulting my Tony, I'm quiet patient really, I've spent most of the night talking to a thick cop, patience of a saint I have

4/3/131:04 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Tony Triceps:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

Candy.... the woman with all the zzzz's is scaring me.

GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*slink*

4/3/131:05 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

So I'm the bee's knees then? Whereas you, my dear, are very much on a par with a wart of the genital variety.

I'm particular...no chance of getting them unless I follow you to the toilet

4/3/131:05 PM

Rocking Ros RoseMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

spanking emoticon

Got a bit of a violent side have we? Not as sweet as you make out, eh Candy?

zeee zurt ze zicked womanz

4/3/131:06 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Bella:

toneeeeee *slink* hmmmm you ezzze ze dogz balls azter all vud you like to ze me garter

spanking emoticon

Got a bit of a violent side have we? Not as sweet as you make out, eh Candy?

I'm sick of the Ruskie insulting my Tony, I'm quiet patient really, I've spent most of the night talking to a thick cop, patience of a saint I have

Don't you be insultin the boys in blue (or it could be black, I can't tell) They do their best. In future, only talk to me, there's a good girl.

4/3/131:06 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Bella:

Got a bit of a violent side have we? Not as sweet as you make out, eh Candy?

zeee zurt ze zicked womanz

apparently I didn't hit you hard enough, you're still rabbiting on

4/3/131:08 PM

Izzy GonyettMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

So I'm the bee's knees then? Whereas you, my dear, are very much on a par with a wart of the genital variety.

I'm particular...no chance of getting them unless I follow you to the toilet

Says she who never has to worry about being caught with dirty undies in case of an accident. They're never on her long enough.

4/3/131:08 PM

Prince Ton-AkadameeMember

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

Originally Posted by Sam Annella:

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

TONY:

How long have you been married?

I was wonder the very same..

Tony told you lot up ages ago

I was simply wondering what date to send the anniversary card on and Toni was a little vague no?

4/3/131:09 PM

Emily AirheadMember

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Don't you be insultin the boys in blue (or it could be black, I can't tell) They do their best. In future, only talk to me, there's a good girl.

haven't you a penguin to go interrogate

4/3/131:09 PM

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