*So she points Tony in Spuds direction gives him the wrong glasses and Bang! job done Hmmm.*

*So she points Tony in Spuds direction gives him the wrong glasses and Bang! job done Hmmm.*

zu iz zo zude zi iz zoylaty zu know

Candy wouldn't do that Bing. I trusts her with me life, just as I trusted ol' Spuds. Both of 'em are so dear to me heart. 

*Thinks* So many things not adding up here. a man gets shot  - no-one mentions hearing anything. The knife in the spud pointing to Sam - So he could have poisoned him or knifed him. What better way to throw Vi off the scent - use a gun and point the finger at himself.. Hmmmmm*

I know that honey... they just don't understand the bound we have and had with Spudsy

Lend us your dictionary Sam 

Erm... the bestest of mates do sometimes have disagreements you know! It's all part of being a grown up ain't it? 

Anyways, hardened, alpha male *squints at Candy* criminals like me and the Spuds don’t 'fall out'. We just don’t speak to each other until one of us dies.  

That was a gangster joke that was. I shoulds be on the stage.  

zany zay - vy vasn't ze talking zu zu??? beazing in ze mind - ze wazn't ze friend ze zort ze zas

*must not get distracted, must not get distracted*

Care to share those thoughts with ya local, very friendly detective? *Who also happens to have a much finer rack than Candy hidden under this innocent lookin coat*

*must not get distracted, must not get distracted*

Care to share those thoughts with ya local, very friendly detective? *Who also happens to have a much finer rack than Candy hidden under this innocent lookin coat*

Candy wouldn't do that Bing. I trusts her with me life, just as I trusted ol' Spuds. Both of 'em are so dear to me heart. 

I az ze bestzz rack

Is there a question in there somewhere? 

It's even harder to decipher when you're shouting at me from the shower. 

Almost jumps on typo

zany zay - vy vasn't ze talking zu zu??? beazing in ze mind - ze wazn't ze friend ze zort ze zas

Holy moly! You really are as stupid as you look.

We had a bit of a disagreement about me henchman work and that. 

He called me sloppy.  

SLOPPY! ME?  I wouldn't know sloppy if I saws it.  

We had a bit of a disagreement about me henchman work and that. 

He called me sloppy.  

SLOPPY! ME?  I wouldn't know sloppy if I saws it.  

We had a bit of a disagreement about me henchman work and that. 

He called me sloppy.  

SLOPPY! ME?  I wouldn't know sloppy if I saws it.  

So Tone, my little Nut job, were ya really in cahoots with Luciano and Costello? Can't imagine old Spud-u-like bein too happy about that?

why would Spudsy call us you sloppy honey bunch

agreezzz tonzee - spudsty thought zilch oz zu

I have no bleedin idea who Luciano and Costello are. I only knows of Mickey the Mouse and Cookie the Monster. 

Was that cos you cocked up the 'removal' of Ducky the Dude and nearly bumped off some poor milk lady instead?

So what was Bella warblin on about?

And don't ask me to translate.

that wasn't a hit...it was more of a near miss... Ducky the Dude is my bro and owed my ma money Stop jumping to all the wrong conclusions *yawns*

God forbid that the murder trial relies on any of her witness testimony. Poor ol' Spuds won't get a sniff of justice. 

Candy wouldn't do that Bing. I trusts her with me life, just as I trusted ol' Spuds. Both of 'em are so dear to me heart. 

So you're gettin Tone to do your dirty work for ya, are ya? And why did you need to shoot him to get money from him? Did Spudsy boy know you used Tone like this?

Spuds trusted you with his life and look where that got him

Spuds trusted you with his life and look where that got him

... he had toast that morning and every morning since the slight mishap

And very fine toast it is sweetheart  

He trusted YOU with his spuds, and look where THAT got him 

Are ya insinuatin that Sam was not entirely honest with Spuds about where the spuds went? Was Sam, maybe, in cahoots with someone else and tryin to rip off Spud and his spuds?

*sits back and waits for Tone to decipher that one*

Originally Posted by Candy Capish:

... he had toast that morning and every morning since the slight mishap

 

And very fine toast it is sweetheart  

aww thanks hun, we haven't much choice now darlin

That is the most sensible thing I have heard all night.

*notes it down quickly before that russian bint gets here and fogs my brain up again*