I HATE that advert!!!

Along with the confused.com ones!

Alesander the meerkat rules - simples!

PinkBabe

I agree....
I love Alesander the meerkat website ....the different meerkats do me in ..lol

that blokes hair in confused .com has me thinking WTF ...LOL

I HATE the poo advert too.
Got to love the meerkats though!

no normal person wants to do a poo in someone elses bathroom even now i will make myself ill rather than poo in someone elses bathroom

I don't like pooing in other peeps bathrooms either but you just gotta go when you gotta go I just open the window after

I dont ever have a poo in someone elses toilet ...
I only do if they got a loo brush and bathroom cleaner spray ...
How embarrassing to leave skids ...lol

I sound like her off Keeping Up Appearances woman Hyacinth Bucket....lol

i once did a none-flusher in someone elses loo, never again...

LOL Mike and Shep

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
I dont ever have a poo in someone elses toilet ...
I only do if they got a loo brush and bathroom cleaner spray ...
How embarrassing to leave skids ...lol

I sound like her off Keeping Up Appearances woman Hyacinth Bucket....lol

It's called Pebble-Dashing Mike

I will tell you a corker ...about why I will use cleaner and brush for poos ...lol

I went out with this real *Page 3 type lass *
million years ago ...lol
first time at her parents for a meal for them to check me out ...

so went bog ...

I could NOT hold it in ,

an did a huge curling log ....
it kept rolling out,lol
thought will it NEVER EVER stop ...???

then flushed half went away, but the bigger chunk sat there ....
was dead worried them laffing at me as a social joke,
to never have sex with this girl or be her hopeful hubby...

NO Brush or cleaner
I hope every bathroom has them ..if not you dirty sh*thouses ..lol

Shameful and Horrible and doing me head in after 8 flushes ..
still stuck there laffing at me ...

I popped my hand in and help the lil fella flushed away ...hahahahaha
then looked about an in sheer shock saw no basin ,
they were next door in bathroom ...

so I thought dont worry I will clean hand in bowl with toilet tissue and sneak next door get all freshed up ...

I walked out toilet door to see Mum and Dad this lady stood on landing ....
looking wondering accusing is he in the laundrey basket worn knickerss on his head ...lol
then stinking of shitty hand wondering ...
WTF Has kept me so long ....lol

I said dont worry I was just getting sorted as my sh*tty fingernailed...
VERY SMELLY hand was thrown up ....LOL

yeah
I just left an never got the meal ...
when I shyly came down as if I was Bobbie Sands doing a dirty protest in their toilet ...lol

No she never went out with me again ...hahahahahahahaha

Yeah and thats why Im still not married ..hahahahahahahaha

Stoppit Mike - I've just been sat here roaring with laughter, and have had to pretend to the children that I am laughing at the telly

LOL Mike

Actually loo brushes are very unhygenic

Cheers ....onetoo an Rexi

Lol ...My shrink says I should write a book or do comic scriptwriting in the 70 style as
*Rising Damp* *Porridge* *Steptoe and Son* *Fawlty Towers* way.....?????

fact is...
I just lived back then ...
as we all did but ....

I didnt *Live and Learn !!!*
just lived badly all my life ...lol

That's a good idea Mike....go for it

I gotta say Mike - you really do have a way with words

Mind you - i'd love onetoo to elaborate on 'Actually loo brushes are very unhygenic'

Nowt like getting your mitts and Marigolds in there and giving it a good clean

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
I gotta say Mike - you really do have a way with words

Mind you - i'd love onetoo to elaborate on 'Actually loo brushes are very unhygenic'

They are usually because people don't put them into bleach after using so they sit in water and the germs just multiply and multiply which is sometimes why they turn a slightly orange colour.

Trix-ster
*orange colour *

Dont try and be kind love on this thread ...lol
they are shitty ...lol


an yes
I do bleach my brush ....
Oh Yes
every friday night 7 til 8 ...
as I wouldnt want the next future Mrs Strutter up in my ablutions an inspecting my brush,
and saying its minging ...lol

Im hoping for some Barry White Tunes and meaniningful *Lovemaking* later with her after her kebab...hahaha
for about a min ....*only if Im not worrying if my loo brush was clean *

Im surprised I never married ..lol

erk!! no way can I use a different loo to my own, even tho I have to sometimes, I have this jelly stuff that ejects out of a tube and sticks to the toilet to keep it clean..its very good

LOL Bagel. I don't like doing it either but I look upon it as any port in a storm

quote:

I have this jelly stuff that ejects out

sniggering wildly on the floor ...hahaha

@ this thread!

That Glade advert actually got quite a few complaints through the ITC. Surprised they carried on showing it.

Mike - what a story! Its almost like the situation in the film 'Dumb and Dumber where 1 of them has to go after injesting laxatives.

Bit odd that their WC didn't have a basin in it. My parents' house have a separate bog on its own but its right next to the bathroom where the basin is.

Yes, I prefer to dump my payload in my very own WC or @ a hotel rather than someone elses. 'A s**t a day helps you work rest & play' as Viz once said.

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Originally posted by onetoo:
LOL Bagel. I don't like doing it either but I look upon it as any port in a storm

ooh I squatted in the most bizzare places in my drinking days!

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:

quote:

I have this jelly stuff that ejects out

sniggering wildly on the floor ...hahaha

its green too

Bagel

Go see your GP love ...

Proggers
It was a older house with seperate wc and bathroom next door as was going there,
when caught as if doing a dirty protest ..lol

we have one of those brushes with the lil pads that flush away after u use it much more hygenic I HATE loo brushes... scrubbing away all the poo and then putting it beside the toilet usually with poo still stuck to it

my mum bought one of those gel thingys but it didn't quite work and ended up looking like a big green jobbie stuck to the side not a pweety circle like on the telly

LOL Yogi.

I am more worried about the way the young tike spoke to is Mum..."No! I am going to poo at Pauls"......for the sake of all our futures, kids need to poo where their Mums tell them to....without chemical wiffys on the wall for them to play with at will.....

or else!

quote:

Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
my mum bought one of those gel thingys but it didn't quite work and ended up looking like a big green jobbie stuck to the side not a pweety circle like on the telly

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Bagel

Go see your GP love ...

Proggers
It was a older house with seperate wc and bathroom next door as was going there,
when caught as if doing a dirty protest ..lol[/
QUOTE]


mike ..it can be got in any major supermarket

quote:

Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
we have one of those brushes with the lil pads that flush away after u use it much more hygenic I HATE loo brushes... scrubbing away all the poo and then putting it beside the toilet usually with poo still stuck to it

my mum bought one of those gel thingys but it didn't quite work and ended up looking like a big green jobbie stuck to the side not a pweety circle like on the telly

mine looks very dainty

quote:

Originally posted by Proggers:

quote:

Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
my mum bought one of those gel thingys but it didn't quite work and ended up looking like a big green jobbie stuck to the side not a pweety circle like on the telly

Its all in the application...some Mums have it some don't...mine looks like an ickle blue daisy when I have finished applicating....
(If not I rub it out and start again!)

quote:

Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
we have one of those brushes with the lil pads that flush away after u use it much more hygenic I HATE loo brushes... scrubbing away all the poo and then putting it beside the toilet usually with poo still stuck to it

my mum bought one of those gel thingys but it didn't quite work and ended up looking like a big green jobbie stuck to the side not a pweety circle like on the telly

Yogi
*looks up at her acting all posh ...lol*
then sniggers at her lil pweety circle ...

*enjoys looking at her pweety circle.... Sid James laff*

Syd
Im hoping its not Paul Gadds place ??...lol

Bagel
Im a plumber will come look at your plumbing Love ...hahaha
may need a vigorous good rodding to keep you happy ...lol

Oh btw just cos yours looks *dainty*....
you didnt mention the green stuff


Syd
well Im sure you are a dab hand and good with your handy fingering work ...

quote:

Originally posted by Syd:
I am more worried about the way the young tike spoke to is Mum..."No! I am going to poo at Pauls"......for the sake of all our futures, kids need to poo where their Mums tell them to....without chemical wiffys on the wall for them to play with at will.....

or else!

I sooo agree Syd - I'm thinking of not cleaning my loos again, so that the local kids don't wanna come poo in them

quote:

Originally posted by Proggers:

quote:

Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
my mum bought one of those gel thingys but it didn't quite work and ended up looking like a big green jobbie stuck to the side not a pweety circle like on the telly

not funny when you have a wierd thing about doing the loo in toilet that has a jobbie in it don't what what i think is going to happen is it going to jump out and bite my bottom

Rexi

The Police have stopped me inviting kids around for toilet visits....hahahahaha
Oh can I just add above was a JOKE for any rabble rousing chavy torch burning Thick Jezza Kyle lot here ....

Oh ...Oh hope I dont upset the lovely lot here,
certainly not like that,
it was for trolls who may descend ...lol

Yogi
and the mental mike would say and thats some bum ...
but I wouldnt say that ...!!!
my dainty lil Petal ....

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Glade Touch and Fresh ....

Who ever in that advertisers thought that one up needs shooting then burning just to make sure ...lol

How cringeful ..lol

This ad gets my "most hated" award.

My personal idea, is throwing the genius who "thought" this crap up off a cliff, as they really need to suffer, as we have.

quote:

Originally posted by Tourista:

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Glade Touch and Fresh ....

Who ever in that advertisers thought that one up needs shooting then burning just to make sure ...lol

How cringeful ..lol

This ad gets my "most hated" award.

My personal idea, is throwing the genius who "thought" this crap up off a cliff, as they really need to suffer, as we have.

Should we feel honoured M' Lord ?

quote:

Originally posted by Tourista:

My personal idea, is throwing the genius who "thought" this crap up off a cliff, as

'Crap off a cliff' - now I like that idea for a Glade advertisement.