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I'm not trying to compete with the Outstanding Films you have seen thread, but thought we should have a similar thread for films which you have seen but hated them for some reason. That doesn't mean they have to be bad films, just ones which you cannot stand.

These three are films which I have seen over the years, but hated them so much at the time that even though some people consider the first and third films to be oustanding I cannot bring myself to ever seeing them again.

These are in order of seeing them.

Dr Strangelove. I saw this when it was first shown on television. For a comedy I failed to see any humour in it at all, and just found it cynical and nihilistic.

The Cassandra Crossing. The only film where the climatic scene over the bridge so repelled me that I dashed out of the room to be sick. To this day I have no idea whether all the train occupants were killed or if there were any survivors, not that I can see how there could have been any.

The Big Lebowski. I don't particularly like bad language in films but generally tolerate it, particularly if it fits in with the story. But in this film, the sheer intensity of the language destroyed any possibility of being able to enjoy the film. And as for John Goodman, the way he clearly relished being as foul and abusive as humanly possible goes beyond any other film I have ever seen - makes Goodfellas look like Mary Poppins in comparison.

So those are the 3 standouts over the last 40+ years of my watching films. So what films have you hated?

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I have some sympathy with the dislike of Dr Strangelove. It's never done anything for me (as they say.)
I suppose to answer fairly one should have seen the film in its entirity.
I have tried on a number of occasions to watch Gone With the Wind, but I have always given up on it. I start with good intentions but I have never been able to watch it throughout.
brisket
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Birth of a Nation 1915
That has to be a strong contender for the most controversial film ever made, and I doubt if it will ever be shown on television. I do have a copy and saw it once and once is enough. I suspect if it wasn't for it being the first major American film made it would have been destroyed by the authorities.
For those who are not familiar with the film - it portrays the Klu Klux Klan as the good guys getting their revenge on the black man accused of raping a white woman.
El Loro
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eyes wide shut.............supposedly erotic...........it'd be more erotic watching snails get it on...........it was dull and boring and a complete snoozefest

cannot agree more, this was the film i thought of when i saw the thread title. I went to the cinema to see this pile of tepid tripe.. no ending either,, film just stopped .. poop
Clumsycat
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Transformers - Just a bunch of cars acting like humans all of a sudden. Worst film ive ever seen
Transformers was just rubbish.  A CGI mess with so much 'action' packed into every frame that you don't really know what's happening and after a while just don't care and that's when it becomes boring.  I didn't have high hopes for it as the premise was based on an 80s kids' cartoon but I'm prepared to put up will a silly premise if the film is entertaining - it wasn't.
Carnelian
- Howard the Duck - Pathetic

- Crocodile Dundee 2 - boring and unfunny

- Beverly Hills Cop 3 - tiresome and unfunny

- Flubber/Patch Adams - the nadir of the Robin Williams's loveable wacky eccentric that he played in all his films at one time

- Anything with Steven Segal in it

- Ditto Jackie Chan

- Velvet Goldmine - incredibly boring

- Mr and Mrs Smith - can't begin to describe how implausible it is that twenty or so henchmen with machine guns can't seem to kill two people in direct line of sight yet Jolie and Pit's characters always hit their targets without even bothering to aim.  Add to that almost all of Angelina Jolie's braindead 'kick ass' action films.

- Almost all of Jennifer Aniston's catalogue of formulaic charmless romcoms

- Pretty much any film with the these three things:-  CGI, vampires, kick ass female leads and wearwolves

-  Bruno - tedious and more or less the same plot as Borat (a film which doesn't stand up to repeated viewings IMO) but nothing like as funny
Carnelian
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Night at the Museum - unfunny and became tedious after a while.

Ben Stiller's made a lot of dull comedies that are more a test of endurance than a pleasure. 

I couldn't remember the title of this one so typed "Anthony Hopkins vanity project" into Google and up it popped, "Slipstream".  A pretentious, boring and unwatchable mess of a film with disjointed sequences that are way too clever (or at least Hopkins must have thought they were clever) for their own good and a non-plot that jumps all over the place with the main aim to bewilder the viewer.

Almost certainly written, produced and acted in by Hopkins, funded by him too I'd bet as this pretentious twaddle wouldn't have been made otherwise.  An indisputable vanity project.
Carnelian
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