Right, now who else needs an e-mail composing?
BREAKING NEWS:
Another friend who happens to have him on her list has received a similar email
Another friend who happens to have him on her list has received a similar email
Noooo dont wind her up....before you know it you'll be named as 'the other woman' in divorce papers! 
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
BREAKING NEWS:
Another friend who happens to have him on her list has received a similar email
Oh you so have to get together and send a wind up.
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
BREAKING NEWS:
Another friend who happens to have him on her list has received a similar email
Oooooooh can we compose another email for her to send?
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
BREAKING NEWS:
Another friend who happens to have him on her list has received a similar email
It's Bertha
quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
BREAKING NEWS:
Another friend who happens to have him on her list has received a similar email
It's Bertha
Can someone compose a final draft?
I can't see for the tears
This is what you put:
'why d'you wanna know, have you ****ed him then?
Good aint he?'
'why d'you wanna know, have you ****ed him then?
Good aint he?'
Nutty Bird... Nutty Bird...Nutty Bird 
So in conclusion...Stud Muffin was up for anything, game for a laugh, shove the truncheon were the sun don't shine kinda bloke and we vowed to always keep in touch Though I secretly think him and Bertha are up to something
Though I secretly think him and Bertha are up to something 
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Nutty Bird... Nutty Bird...Nutty Bird
Dear ********
Glad you contacted me! I've been wondering how he's been getting on since the outbreak. Last I heard, he was red raw from the scratching and waiting for the results from the GUM clinic.
I came out of the whole sordid affair relatively ok, but I put that down to an iron constitution and regular salt baths.
Others weren't so lucky. Bertha's opeartion to remove the snooker ball knocked her for 6 (oh and please let ********* know that the surgeons found his tie. Phew!).
Gavin's been asking after him too! Apparently, ********* stopped meeting him in the gents at Euston after the 3rd date
Anyway, nice to hear from you!
Lotsa love (and stuff)
The Sec xxx
Glad you contacted me! I've been wondering how he's been getting on since the outbreak. Last I heard, he was red raw from the scratching and waiting for the results from the GUM clinic.
I came out of the whole sordid affair relatively ok, but I put that down to an iron constitution and regular salt baths.
Others weren't so lucky. Bertha's opeartion to remove the snooker ball knocked her for 6 (oh and please let ********* know that the surgeons found his tie. Phew!).
Gavin's been asking after him too! Apparently, ********* stopped meeting him in the gents at Euston after the 3rd date
Anyway, nice to hear from you!
Lotsa love (and stuff)
The Sec xxx
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I'd use the word 'alimoney' somewhere.
Oh god...
"I'm his wife"
says so much more
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Dear ********
Glad you contacted me! I've been wondering how he's been getting on since the outbreak. Last I heard, he was red raw from the scratching and waiting for the results from the GUM clinic.
I came out of the whole sordid affair relatively ok, but I put that down to an iron constitution and regular salt baths.
Others weren't so lucky. Bertha's opeartion to remove the snooker ball knocked her for 6 (oh and please let ********* know that the surgeons found his tie. Phew!).
Gavin's been asking after him too! Apparently, ********* stopped meeting him in the gents at Euston after the 3rd date
Anyway, nice to hear from you!
Lotsa love (and stuff)
The Sec xxx
from me and the daughter!
If you pretend to be his wife then you need to lift a picture of some kids from MoFo's Awkward Family Photos website.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Dear ********
Glad you contacted me! I've been wondering how he's been getting on since the outbreak. Last I heard, he was red raw from the scratching and waiting for the results from the GUM clinic.
I came out of the whole sordid affair relatively ok, but I put that down to an iron constitution and regular salt baths.
Others weren't so lucky. Bertha's opeartion to remove the snooker ball knocked her for 6 (oh and please let ********* know that the surgeons found his tie. Phew!).
Gavin's been asking after him too! Apparently, ********* stopped meeting him in the gents at Euston after the 3rd date
Anyway, nice to hear from you!
Lotsa love (and stuff)
The Sec xxx
Fantastic wind up opportunity, but I must admit, if it happened to me, I'd totally ignore her (which may just wind her up even more )
)quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
Dear ********
Glad you contacted me! I've been wondering how he's been getting on since the outbreak. Last I heard, he was red raw from the scratching and waiting for the results from the GUM clinic.
I came out of the whole sordid affair relatively ok, but I put that down to an iron constitution and regular salt baths.
Others weren't so lucky. Bertha's opeartion to remove the snooker ball knocked her for 6 (oh and please let ********* know that the surgeons found his tie. Phew!).
Gavin's been asking after him too! Apparently, ********* stopped meeting him in the gents at Euston after the 3rd date
Anyway, nice to hear from you!
Lotsa love (and stuff)
The Sec xxx
Oh bravo.
quote:Originally posted by moonie:quote:Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
Brilliant the secretary....lets know how you get on
When you get out of A&E..
Moonie!! We could have done with your help with the composition
! Though I think we did quite well all the same quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
If you pretend to be his wife then you need to lift a picture of some kids from MoFo's Awkward Family Photos website.
Dear......
Fancy you mentioning...... last time I saw him was at the funeral...... I had no idea he was out of prison already. On a completely different topic, has he suggested anything about changing your will?
Fancy you mentioning...... last time I saw him was at the funeral...... I had no idea he was out of prison already. On a completely different topic, has he suggested anything about changing your will?
quote:Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
If you pretend to be his wife then you need to lift a picture of some kids from MoFo's Awkward Family Photos website.
quote:Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
If you pretend to be his wife then you need to lift a picture of some kids from MoFo's Awkward Family Photos website.
I'm a bit freaked by that shadow though.
Face in a hole it. *starts to worry about her self*
You could also refer to him in the email by your pet name for him... "Womb Ferret" 
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You could also refer to him in the email by your pet name for him... "Womb Ferret"
Womb Weasel is better
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You could also refer to him in the email by your pet name for him... "Womb Ferret"
Oh is his profile still going??
quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You could also refer to him in the email by your pet name for him... "Womb Ferret"
Oh is his profile still going??
Oooh, I haven't even checked. Hang on...
(DYING laughing at the rest of ya
)quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You could also refer to him in the email by your pet name for him... "Womb Ferret"
Oh is his profile still going??
I have no idea... you could go search for him... adultfriendfinder.com! I'll wait here!
He's removed me from FB
I haven't said a word (yet)
I haven't said a word (yet)
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
You could also refer to him in the email by your pet name for him... "Womb Ferret"
Oh is his profile still going??
I'll wait here!
Nah. It's not that important to me.
I am however starting to worry about your google search though,just what kinda of adult friend were you looking for?quote:Originally posted by Moonbeams:
Nah. It's not that important to me.
What can I say? It was years ago, I'd had wine... it had 'been a while'