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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Ok

Ya know how on FB, you add people... friends of friends and such... (well during the week in 1997 when I actually used FB, I did) and even though you never ever talk to them, you leave them on the 'friends' list cos you're idle and don't bother to update anything...

Well.

I've just had a rather abrupt email from a 'lady' wanting to know how I know one of these people who happens to be a fella. It had lotsa '???' at the end of it.

So how would you respond?

Send a polite email explaining the above,

OR

Wind her right up?

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Facebook has been going since 1997?! I would be very tempted to wind her up LOL

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Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
I met him in a swingers club in Paris.....

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Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
I met him in a swingers club in Paris.....

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

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Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
I met him in a swingers club in Paris.....

I met him in a club down in old Soho, where they drink champagne and it tastes just like...

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

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Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

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Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
I met him in a swingers club in Paris.....

I met him in a club down in old Soho, where they drink champagne and it tastes just like...

..him

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

So big Bertha (you have met Bertha haven't you?) called in...

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

So big Bertha (you have met Bertha haven't you?) called in...

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

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Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Facebook has been going since 1997?! I would be very tempted to wind her up LOL

2007 even

I lost 10 years then LOL

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

So big Bertha (you have met Bertha haven't you?) called in...

[GIVE ANOTHER FRIENDS NAME ON YOUR FB LIST AS BERTHA ]

with a big tub of vaseline and a plunger

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Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

So big Bertha (you have met Bertha haven't you?) called in...

[GIVE ANOTHER FRIENDS NAME ON YOUR FB LIST AS BERTHA ]

with a big tub of vaseline and a plunger

and by eck she's gotta clunge like a bucket

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Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

So big Bertha (you have met Bertha haven't you?) called in...

[GIVE ANOTHER FRIENDS NAME ON YOUR FB LIST AS BERTHA ]

with a big tub of vaseline and a plunger

and by eck she's gotta clunge like a bucket

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Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

So big Bertha (you have met Bertha haven't you?) called in...

[GIVE ANOTHER FRIENDS NAME ON YOUR FB LIST AS BERTHA ]

with a big tub of vaseline and a plunger

and by eck she's gotta clunge like a bucket

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Originally posted by The Secretary:


Whatever made me think I could come to this forum for moral guidance?

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:

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Originally posted by Moonbeams:

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Originally posted by Templetonpeck:
oh wind her RIGHT up the insecure muppet!!

Shall we all help you compose the response....

Dear Madam

You want to know how I know Stud Muffin....well it started in 1997...

NEXT PERSON GO

when I happened to pick his keys out of the bowl....

getting the snooker ball out of his mouth prooved quite tricky......

Not to mention his favourite double ended dildo...

and the bloke on the other end just wouldn't let go

So big Bertha (you have met Bertha haven't you?) called in...

[GIVE ANOTHER FRIENDS NAME ON YOUR FB LIST AS BERTHA ]

with a big tub of vaseline and a plunger

and by eck she's gotta clunge like a bucket

but Stud Muffin still said it clenched tighter than yours so he was fair game