Monk Dave is a W**KER!..

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Senora Reyes

I watched LF till late last night, and never was there a more odious HM than Monk Dave! The man is TOXIC! So with that in mind, I thought it was only right to start a Monk Dave is A WANKER thread! sooo...

Monk Dave, you are a POISONOUS WANKER!

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The Devil In DiamanteMember

Agreed!!!

Dave, you are a W****R

7/26/101:55 AM

MentalistMember

Couldn't agree more, the w****r

7/26/101:56 AM

LiverpoollassMember

What took you so long?

Dave you are a first class one!

7/26/102:11 AM

Yogi19Member 10 years

Indeed he is. A two-faced, back-stabbing, hypocritical one, at that.

7/26/102:25 AM

Green&PinkMember

Aye, Dave is a w**ker.

7/26/102:30 AM

SazBombMember

Amen!

7/26/102:31 AM

suzybeanMember

And verily I say, he is indeed an onanist just like Onan Ben Judah Genesis 38:9

7/26/102:37 AM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

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onanist just like Onan Ben Judah Genesis 38:9

7/26/102:41 AM

BlackpudlianMember

Dave that pustule on the face of this planet is indeed a wanker

7/26/102:47 AM

Former Member

I heartily concur!

7/26/102:50 AM

DemantoidMember

He should avoid those mirrors - he might catch sight of himself and turn into a pillar of salt, the wanker..

7/26/103:31 AM

justafriendMember

int got words to describe what i think of him so Wan*er will do.

7/26/103:40 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

Agreed Senora

He is right up there on my grrrrrrr list!

7/26/104:23 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

Surely not? Dave is a caring, sharing minister of the Lord...and a complete and utter W*nker

7/26/105:37 AM

BARMYBRUMMIE - Slickman to WIN!Member

he really is a poisonous little shit and a complete WANKER!

man of God my arse

7/26/105:40 AM

DemantoidMember

HAAAAAH-LE-LOOYA!
HE'S A WANKER!
HE'S A WANKER!
HAAAAAH-LE-LOOYA!
HE'S A WA-HA-HANKAAAAH!

7/26/105:40 AM

duchessMember

Dave is indeedy a WANKER!!!

He is the one i hate the most this year can't wait for him to go

7/26/105:42 AM

suzybeanMember

Reference:deman

HAAAAAH-LE-LOOYA! HE'S A WANKER! HE'S A WANKER! HAAAAAH-LE-LOOYA! HE'S A WA-HA-HANKAAAAH!

In excelcis Deo *tambourine solo*

7/26/105:52 AM

DemantoidMember

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In excelcis Deo *tambourine solo*

~waves censer full of Febreze and Shake 'n' Vac~

7/26/105:54 AM

Former Member

yip hes a wanker alright.

What is annoying me more about him recently is this idea he is forming in his own little mind that he is 'cool and trendy'. He seems to think hes quite hot

I really believe the feckwit thinks that. When he was saying 'right boys what we doing' yesterday as he ambled up to impress us, the humble public, with his manly physique doing press ups i felt a bit of sick come up

7/26/106:14 AM

Former Member

I watched too ,how desperate was he not to be nomed .as for the video of him pretending to be in a wheelchair

.
Dave is one sick sorry Bas***d.

7/26/106:16 AM

DemantoidMember

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When he was saying 'right boys what we doing' yesterday as he ambled up to impress us, the humble public, with his manly physique doing press ups i felt a bit of sick come up

I know. Like we all want to see his droopy moobs. Get real, Bible-boy

7/26/106:16 AM

LiverpoollassMember

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Gypsie offline 813 Forum Posts Today at 1:14 PM Last Edited: yip hes a wanker alright. What is annoying me more about him recently is this idea he is forming in his own little mind that he is 'cool and trendy'. He seems to think hes quite hot I really believe the feckwit thinks that. When he was saying 'right boys what we doing' yesterday as he ambled up to impress us, the humble public, with his manly physique doing press ups i felt a bit of sick come up

Yes!

7/26/106:17 AM

LiverpoollassMember

Oh and stop with the "Dude"

It is irritating and embarrassing!

7/26/106:27 AM

Former Member

He is!!! hes a total embarrassment. Kind of justice really, he thinks we all adore him and we all think...well...hes a wanker

7/26/106:30 AM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

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hes a total embarrassment.

7/26/1012:48 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

He's a grade A wanker!

7/26/1012:51 PM

Former Member

I would love to stick those specs up his rectum , sideways

7/26/1012:54 PM

LiverpoollassMember

Time for a bump

7/26/101:32 PM

Karma_Member

I'd love to personally circumcisze him with a pair of hedge clippers. (And my mum's still doin her nut about him after seeing his video earlier. She's been on the phone to half of the Catholic population of Northern Ireland about it

)

7/26/101:37 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

Monk Dave bump you go...Ya feckin Wanker!

7/26/106:03 PM

batemanMember

You sure you don't actually love him?

7/26/106:03 PM

Former Member

Braying like a Donkey.

7/26/106:04 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

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You sure you don't actually love him?

If I found myself even remotely having feelings for Monk Dave, I would ask my husband to shoot me.

7/26/106:07 PM

Former Member

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I would ask my husband to shoot me.

I would ask you husband to shoot you

7/26/106:08 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

7/26/106:10 PM

batemanMember

For some reason I have a mental image of Dave table dancing in the manner of Alan Partridge's fantasies about performing for his boss.

7/26/106:13 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

7/26/106:55 PM

DemantoidMember

Reference: bateman

For some reason I have a mental image of Dave table dancing in the manner of Alan Partridge's fantasies about performing for his boss.

Brilliant

Would you like me to lapdance for you, Archbishop?

7/27/101:26 AM

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