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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by electric6:
I read something today "Gayer than a pineapple upside down cake"
I dunno why but it made me laugh hard

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

My dad used to say gayer than a gingerbread man with piles...today its not very PC...but it always makes me laugh....i know where I got it from...

I'm glad you kept your sig .......dont know why but ......it always bings a smile to my face

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:
In all honesty .............why get so paranoid? OK if someone happens to get your e mail address and it's nasty - you just ignore don't you?

It's not like they've got your picture, finger prints and phone number.

YOu missed out DNA....thats what scares me I would hate anyone to pinch a sample off me...

Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

Must be another W*****r round here!

pineapple upside down must be teh geighest cake like

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Cos she looks like a bloke with tits!

LEave the Jordan alone!!!!! She is perfect!!!!

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by Trollop:
YOu missed out DNA....thats what scares me I would hate anyone to pinch a sample off me...

Yeah, you'd hate it, right.

I'd be in bits you cruel woman

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get your socks in the washing machine quick

Are my services required?

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Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

I love a woman with a good washer...i hope you have a spin cycle over 1000 rpm.....or i'm outta here...

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Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:
pineapple upside down must be teh geighest cake like

Aye.

Stottie cakes must be the straightest. Ther havvunt even gorrany currants in.

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Originally posted by Growlybear:

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
Cos she looks like a bloke with tits!

LEave the Jordan alone!!!!! She is perfect!!!!

OMG!! Mrs Trollop

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

I love a woman with a good washer...i hope you have a spin cycle over 1000 rpm.....or i'm outta here...

Ahem

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:
pineapple upside down must be teh geighest cake like

Aye.

Stottie cakes must be the straightest. Ther havvunt even gorrany currants in.

See I am a str8 geigh mutant....I love Stottie cake....and pease pudding

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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get your socks in the washing machine quick

Are my services required?

As mistress of the launderette .....................you're looking a bit too happy/pleased with yourself/satisfied for my liking. Walk away from the washing machine ...........you're doing yourself untold damage on there.

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

I love a woman with a good washer...i hope you have a spin cycle over 1000 rpm.....or i'm outta here...

Ahem

Hahahahahahaha! Is it a Zannussi?

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Originally posted by Trollop:

See I am a str8 geigh mutant....I love Stottie cake....and pease pudding

That's ok sweetie, I'm corrugated.

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

See I am a str8 geigh mutant....I love Stottie cake....and pease pudding

That's ok sweetie, I'm corrugated.

But youre not married to a Jordan Fan

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

I love a woman with a good washer...i hope you have a spin cycle over 1000 rpm.....or i'm outta here...

Ahem

Hahahahahahaha! Is it a Zannussi?

No, I have a hot-point

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Originally posted by Trollop:

But youre not married to a Jordan Fan

No but he likes Celia Imrie

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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get your socks in the washing machine quick

Are my services required?

As mistress of the launderette .....................you're looking a bit too happy/pleased with yourself/satisfied for my liking. Walk away from the washing machine ...........you're doing yourself untold damage on there.

I can't walk anywhere anymore

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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get your socks in the washing machine quick

Are my services required?

As mistress of the launderette .....................you're looking a bit too happy/pleased with yourself/satisfied for my liking. Walk away from the washing machine ...........you're doing yourself untold damage on there.

And her soap drawer is manky I hate a manky soap drawer

I suspected as much .............there is nothing worse IMO.

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

I love a woman with a good washer...i hope you have a spin cycle over 1000 rpm.....or i'm outta here...

Ahem

Hahahahahahaha! Is it a Zannussi?

No, I have a hot-point

Canestan

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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get your socks in the washing machine quick

Are my services required?

As mistress of the launderette .....................you're looking a bit too happy/pleased with yourself/satisfied for my liking. Walk away from the washing machine ...........you're doing yourself untold damage on there.

And her soap drawer is manky I hate a manky soap drawer

My soap drawer is meticulously maintained

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

But youre not married to a Jordan Fan

No but he likes Celia Imrie

LOL....I loved her in Acorn Antiques....I can totally sympathise with that eyeshadow

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

I love a woman with a good washer...i hope you have a spin cycle over 1000 rpm.....or i'm outta here...

Ahem

Hahahahahahaha! Is it a Zannussi?

No, I have a hot-point

Canestan

Why do we no longer have a clappy smily? ............that's a classic and undoubtdly deserved the clap.

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Bets get your socks in the washing machine quick...or was that not you??

I love a woman with a good washer...i hope you have a spin cycle over 1000 rpm.....or i'm outta here...

Ahem

Hahahahahahaha! Is it a Zannussi?

No, I have a hot-point

Canestan

Yes, but like I just said, Icanewalk

How have I got involved in a mad laydes frotting their washing machines thread??

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Originally posted by Trollop:
How have I got involved in a mad laydes frotting their washing machines thread??

Like you could resist!

Also massive high five for getting "frotting" into a post hahahaha

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Originally posted by Trollop:
How have I got involved in a mad laydes frotting their washing machines thread??

Don't get yourself in a lather. It's easily done ................and tou know you love it.

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Originally posted by Trollop:
How have I got involved in a mad laydes frotting their washing machines thread??

Objection!

I'm no laydee

ooooh! Look --->

Yay! That's nearly all of the smileys now...no pumpkin ghost or skull though.

I loved those 3 they conveyed so much...

has trollop been on the cross stitch again

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Originally posted by electric6:


Yay! That's nearly all of the smileys now...no pumpkin ghost or skull though.

I loved those 3 they conveyed so much...

And the balls

ray will be happy

Oh yussss! Now we are getting somewhere, its like when you move house and have a frantic day..but at night fall into your own bed.

Kinda

It's been a tad sressful moving ove but ..........................................moving house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've lived in my current house for 21 years ................couldn't even think about what it would be like to move. I had to empty out a large bookshelf recently and that was pretty traumatic ..............almost as bad as emptying my hand bag.

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almost as bad as emptying my hand bag.

My handbag is disgusting, there is all kinds of crap in there.

I just can't face clearing it out...I even have some used party poppers in there And it isn't even a euphamism for anything!

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Originally posted by electric6:

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almost as bad as emptying my hand bag.

My handbag is disgusting, there is all kinds of crap in there.

I just can't face clearing it out...I even have some used party poppers in there And it isn't even a euphamism for anything!

Last time I cleared mine out, I found (amongst other things):

A fork
A 'WORLD'S GREATEST UNCLE' badge
A horse bit
a squillion stolen Ikea pencils

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by electric6:

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almost as bad as emptying my hand bag.

My handbag is disgusting, there is all kinds of crap in there.

I just can't face clearing it out...I even have some used party poppers in there And it isn't even a euphamism for anything!

Last time I cleared mine out, I found (amongst other things):

A fork

And what's wrong with that? A fork always comes in handy ........if you're invited to an impromptu buffet or something similar. And pary poppers always come in handy .....................even if it's just to scare folks on the bus.

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Originally posted by Trevpuss:

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Originally posted by electric6:

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almost as bad as emptying my hand bag.

My handbag is disgusting, there is all kinds of crap in there.

I just can't face clearing it out...I even have some used party poppers in there And it isn't even a euphamism for anything!

Last time I cleared mine out, I found (amongst other things):

A fork
A 'WORLD'S GREATEST UNCLE' badge
A horse bit
a squillion stolen Ikea pencils

Thinks of lots of comments but settles for 'Are you Leona Lewis?'

Kaffy! hahaha