Slimming adverts on the backs of buses.
WE CAN ALL SEE THROUGH YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING AND ALL THE OTHER ADVERTISING TRICKS YOU ARE USING TO MAKE US THINK THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE IS HAPPY AND THINNER. !!!
Slow people on escalators! Nearly caused a firkin pile up in Asda the other day as I was coming down out of the shop after buying my lunch/dinner there 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Slimming adverts on the backs of buses.
WE CAN ALL SEE THROUGH YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING AND ALL THE OTHER ADVERTISING TRICKS YOU ARE USING TO MAKE US THINK THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE IS HAPPY AND THINNER. !!!
http://www.glamour.com/story/i...et-and-exercise-plan
Crazy stuff
Eurovision - not only is it the biggest pile of dog droppings and the fact that no one votes for the UK, they even less likely to vote for us now we have left the Euro club.
...and we pay for the privilege. 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Eurovision - not only is it the biggest pile of dog droppings and the fact that no one votes for the UK, they even less likely to vote for us now we have left the Euro club.
...and we pay for the privilege.
It's funny to take the pee out of it in the thread tho 
Sprout posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Eurovision - not only is it the biggest pile of dog droppings and the fact that no one votes for the UK, they even less likely to vote for us now we have left the Euro club.
...and we pay for the privilege.
It's funny to take the pee out of it in the thread tho
My thoughts exactly 
This is more fun
Sunday nights when one has to be up in the morning. 
Any night when one has to be up in the morning!
Going to work at 7am each morning I would look at all the other cars trapped in a mile long jam and think .... almost no one wants to be here.
So why are we all here?
Iron Man competitions
What are they all about, hmm?
People showing off basically, "Look at how mega tough I am"
I can run miles, then swim miles then cycle further than you. I'm iron.
You're not. You're wasting good energy that could go towards doing some real good for people in need.
I'm not impressed - stop being silly.
Saint posted:Going to work at 7am each morning I would look at all the other cars trapped in a mile long jam and think .... almost no one wants to be here.
So why are we all here?
Cos most of us have to work for our pennies instead of having money handed down to us from peeps who have done eff all to earn it in the first place 
Sprout posted:Saint posted:Going to work at 7am each morning I would look at all the other cars trapped in a mile long jam and think .... almost no one wants to be here.
So why are we all here?
Cos most of us have to work for our pennies instead of having money handed down to us from peeps who have done eff all to earn it in the first place
I know ya sausage - twas rhetorical
However you have wonder how we ended up being little robots
Saint posted:Sprout posted:Saint posted:Going to work at 7am each morning I would look at all the other cars trapped in a mile long jam and think .... almost no one wants to be here.
So why are we all here?
Cos most of us have to work for our pennies instead of having money handed down to us from peeps who have done eff all to earn it in the first place
I know ya sausage - twas rhetorical
However you have wonder how we ended up being little robots
I know that ya nougat!
We ended up being little robots because there are so many job cuts....because of austerity. More than one person having to do the job that one person did? I can't explain this properly but I think you get what I mean
I understand Sproutage
I wonder why we can't work yet do it differently
Humans are clever but we all rush to work - get stuck - rush home - get stuck
Hmmmm
Saint posted:I understand Sproutage
I wonder why we can't work yet do it differently
Humans are clever but we all rush to work - get stuck - rush home - get stuck
Hmmmm
Dare I say, it's down to the government? Sorry, but they in Parliament/Westminster/London know nothing about us up here
Can't say i'm missing any of it
At least my parents sleep til 9am - nice 
And i'm not losing financially
That's really good that you can do that and it gives you time to care for your loved ones as you say, but the majority of us have to work to earn our pennies. This makes me sound really grouchy and in no way do I mean to be, it's just that I'm not as eloquent as some on here
I've worked hard too
Whether at work or home
Tis never easy but not facing the rush hour is a massive bonus
See, I know you've worked hard
As I said....I sometimes can't put my point across as well as some peeps. It's the people that have done absolutely nothing to get where they've got that I have a problem with
Lynx Initiative
Holy cow - it's not a perfume's job to challenge our thinking on sexuality.
Stop pressurising the public into accepting things
We'll do it ourselves
Advertising Sainty....they know it works with some
I know the name is associated with the advert and for some that's advertising
But the majority is about sexuality.
"Is it alright for a man to be ..."
Since when did Lynx believe it was their responsibility to educate?
They think they're educating....in actual fact they're trying to trap any 'passer by' into buying their product.
I've mentioned this before, but today I noticed that someone had stupidly left mince meat and another meat product on top of fresh bread.
Now this has to be the worst yet, if uncooked meat juices get onto the bread and that bread is eaten ,then somebody/s could end up very ill. Imagine if a young child or elderly person eats it. !!!
I would love to fine the imbecile in question ÂĢ1000 for that stupid act.
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I've mentioned this before, but today I noticed that someone had stupidly left mince meat and another meat product on top of fresh bread.
Now this has to be the worst yet, if uncooked meat juices get onto the bread and that bread is eaten ,then somebody/s could end up very ill. Imagine if a young child or elderly person eats it. !!!
I would love to fine the imbecile in question ÂĢ1000 for that stupid act.
That's bad, EC 
Where was that EC?
Dyspraxia
Oh yes it will affect some people and is a real issue.
For most however they are just a clumsy-arsed butter fingers who's not trying hard enough or paying bloody attention !!
OMG I've heard it all now!!!
BBC News reporting on the Manchester bomb attack,
"And if you have children who have been distressed by the reporting in this programme then Newsround have put together a web page filled with advice ..."
Jeeez!!! If your children are distressed why the hell are you letting them watch news about terrorism? And if you did why are you not the one offering support - they're your children FGS!!!
Shopping 'offers' Beware I put in an Asda order last night. They thought they'd get me with a pack of 16 Velvet toilet rolls for ÂĢ6. The didn't notice....I'd spotted two packs of 9 for the same price
Sprout posted:Shopping 'offers' Beware
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Sprout posted:Shopping 'offers' Beware
Plus the fact, I'd ordered two cases of lager....the little ones, and two 4 packs of pints. They had no pints so substituted with little ones.....take em back says I I have no charge as it came through his machine as red saying these had been rejected
OMG (again)
When will 'celebrities' ever learn?
In the wake of the Manchester bombing we have a raft of celebs grabbing for the limelight as if they don't have enough.
Susanna Reid almost crying on TV (and getting her headline as a result)
Rufus Hound suggesting Governments allow terrorism to happen
Jason Manford Snap chatting (and crying) about the incident
Charlotte Church saying 'Muslims' could do more to help root out problems
Piers Morgan getting involved in spats with Lily Allen who can't seem to help herself with crazy comments.
Amir Khan saying (as Muslims) he and his family feel unsafe walking down the street.
Thoughtless attention seekers - the whole ruddy lot of them and most have received a backlash they deserve.
Nearly got knocked down by a Deliveroo cyclist, who was traveling the wrong way down a one way road.
7mins of programme = one advert
Another 10mins - another advert
Give it another 12mins = yet more adverts
Anything that's shoved in your face - I promise never to purchase
The constant and blatant peer pressure to accept what we don't want.
We're told to be bold - safe is boring - don't be quiet - be outspoken
What comes from this is people choosing large patterned wall paper for tiny rooms and tangerine for their signature wall !!!!
Saint posted:The constant and blatant peer pressure to accept what we don't want.
We're told to be bold - safe is boring - don't be quiet - be outspoken
What comes from this is people choosing large patterned wall paper for tiny rooms and tangerine for their signature wall !!!!
Very true