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Have you heard of a comedy called HEBBURN?

 

Well it was on our cutting edge North East news the other day even though it was cancelled in 2014 

 

The story was about Hebburn FC going down the toilet due to low attendance "despite the TV series putting the town on the National and International map".

 

Yep they actually said that - what a load of rubbish

Saint

 

Deliveroo people. They have to be the newest annoyance on the block.

 

They cycle down footpaths, motorcycle down footpaths, dump their cycles on footpaths, expect me to move over on footpaths so they can get to thier destination or pickup point. They take shortcuts which are dangerous.

 

Now they are usuing one of mine and many other members of the publics favourtie relaxation venue as a pkace to keep out of the weather and wait for their next pickup, not to mention a pkace to repair cycles.

 

So annoying that this week I directed one of them the wrong way.

 

I really do hate them.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Those idiots who travel round a supermarket discarding items they no long want. It's especially annoying when you see perishables like milk dumped on a shelf in say the bread isle.

 

Why can't they put them back where they found them. Grrrrr.

 

 

Went shopping with a mate - she did exactly this!!!

I was horrified and picked her up on it

And she totally brushed my concern aside saying it was 'keeping them busy' 

Saint
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Those idiots who travel round a supermarket discarding items they no long want. It's especially annoying when you see perishables like milk dumped on a shelf in say the bread isle.

 

Why can't they put them back where they found them. Grrrrr.

 

 

That's one of my pet hates too EC 

Baz
Saint posted:
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Those idiots who travel round a supermarket discarding items they no long want. It's especially annoying when you see perishables like milk dumped on a shelf in say the bread isle.

 

Why can't they put them back where they found them. Grrrrr.

 

 

Went shopping with a mate - she did exactly this!!!

I was horrified and picked her up on it

And she totally brushed my concern aside saying it was 'keeping them busy' 

 Very thoughtless imo too Renton.....I mean how hard is it to walk back and put it in the right place ...

Baz
Baz posted:
Yogi19 posted:
Garage Joe posted:

Those of us who were brought up in the country always forage. 

As one example they don't sell proper brambles in Tesco. 

 I need to forage otherwise I couldn't make my Bramble jelly.

 You're cooking poor little Bramble ! Does Sweet know ??

 I wouldn't dream of it!

Remember PB's reaction to finding out about bacon coming from pigs, can you imagine if she thought I'd cooked Summer's Bramble to make jam?

Yogi19
Yogi19 posted:
Baz posted:
Yogi19 posted:
Garage Joe posted:

Those of us who were brought up in the country always forage. 

As one example they don't sell proper brambles in Tesco. 

 I need to forage otherwise I couldn't make my Bramble jelly.

 You're cooking poor little Bramble ! Does Sweet know ??

 I wouldn't dream of it!

Remember PB's reaction to finding out about bacon coming from pigs, can you imagine if she thought I'd cooked Summer's Bramble to make jam?

 

Baz

Surely pissy emails MUST be top of any list.  

 

I get one every day.  After six years in my job, I love to be told how to do my job daily, by admonishing emails by sanctimonious hypocrites!

 

I work for a firm that ostensibly prides itself on team spirit, cooperation and colleague support.  

 

What my 'colleagues' who send me pissy finger wagging trivial  emails don't realise is that their future instructions will be depriotised against colleagues who don't send me pissy emails.  

 

They will get their stuff done, but not before those colleagues who have a bit of courtesy and empathy about them.  And if it's late, well that's just tough ****ing  shit!

Carnelian
Baz posted:

People who phone the landline at the crack of dawn,  catapulting  me out of bed thinking it must be something to do with my kids or grandkids ...only to find it's a scam call 

 

I always do this Baz.

 

"I'm quite embarrassed, you have just caught me on the loo. Could you hold for a minute while I finish up"?

 

I then quickly go to the kitchen, fill the kettle, make my way to the toilet and begin to pour (slowly) the contents of the kettle into the loo. Half way through I stop for about 10 seconds then start again.

 

Once you are well practiced you can make the contents of the kettle last quite some time.

 

Once the kettle is empty I pull the flush and tell them I am just going to wash my hands. This can take as long as you care to let the water run and make the sound of hand washing.

 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Baz posted:

People who phone the landline at the crack of dawn,  catapulting  me out of bed thinking it must be something to do with my kids or grandkids ...only to find it's a scam call 

 

I always do this Baz.

 

"I'm quite embarrassed, you have just caught me on the loo. Could you hold for a minute while I finish up"?

 

I then quickly go to the kitchen, fill the kettle, make my way to the toilet and begin to pour (slowly) the contents of the kettle into the loo. Half way through I stop for about 10 seconds then start again.

 

Once you are well practiced you can make the contents of the kettle last quite some time.

 

Once the kettle is empty I pull the flush and tell them I am just going to wash my hands. This can take as long as you care to let the water run and make the sound of hand washing.

 

 

 

I would normally EC , but an) I was only half awake , and b) they rang off  

Baz

Can Homes Under the Hammer ever get through a programme without saying,

"This partition wall will have to go" and

"A downstairs bathroom is not a good selling point" and

"The changes have been completed to a high standard"

 

EastEnders,

"Can I have a word?"

"Well - go on then"

 

The News,

"NHS at crisis point"

 

SuperVet,

"This is as bad as it gets"

Saint
Saint posted:

Can Homes Under the Hammer ever get through a programme without saying,

"This partition wall will have to go" and

"A downstairs bathroom is not a good selling point" and

"The changes have been completed to a high standard"

 

EastEnders,

"Can I have a word?"

"Well - go on then"

 

The News,

"NHS at crisis point"

 

SuperVet,

"This is as bad as it gets"

Baz

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