Saint posted:Try Listerine Total Care Mouthwash today says the advert
But its 10.45pm
I do use mouthwash at night and in the morning. 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Saint posted:Try Listerine Total Care Mouthwash today says the advert
But its 10.45pm
I do use mouthwash at night and in the morning.
Snap but the ad is telling you to get some 'tonight' but its 11.15pm so I've got 45mins to get to ASDA but its Sunday - eek!!
Siddique Khan being questioned by a journalist on the news tonight about his less than flattering comments about Jeremy Corbyn a while back, failed to answer the question. In true politician style he batted off follow up attempts.
If I was a Londoner, I would be asking for a better, more honest mayor. One who could answer a direct question and not be a slippery snake.
Yeah, I know it's never going to happen but Khan just got on my thrupenny bits. If you have no faith in Jeremy, be big enough to stick by your opinion.
SAM ALLADYCE
Money sodden, over paid and average performing corrupt and greedy for more disgrace of a person and probably the tip of the ice berg.
Saint posted:SAM ALLADYCE
Money sodden, over paid and average performing corrupt and greedy for more disgrace of a person and probably the tip of the ice berg.
I suspect given his size he may be a little further down the iceberg! 
Saint posted:SAM ALLADYCE
Money sodden, over paid and average performing corrupt and greedy for more disgrace of a person and probably the tip of the ice berg.
As I've said elsewhere, It's just down to finding the 95% that are corrupt, cos I do believe that there are some good peeps out there
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Siddique Khan being questioned by a journalist on the news tonight about his less than flattering comments about Jeremy Corbyn a while back, failed to answer the question. In true politician style he batted off follow up attempts.
If I was a Londoner, I would be asking for a better, more honest mayor. One who could answer a direct question and not be a slippery snake.
Yeah, I know it's never going to happen but Khan just got on my thrupenny bits. If you have no faith in Jeremy, be big enough to stick by your opinion.
Politicians eh?
Why do waiters always ask me how my meal is the second I put food in my mouth. I've taken to answering them with a full view of my partially masticated food.
I've done this LOL
Saint posted:
Don't leave your TV on stand-by ... do your bit and save precious resources, right?
So why are numpties shining three huge spot lights into the sky over Newcastle for the last 2 weeks?
I don't care of it's to advertise something - it's totally wasteful when we're encourage to save every last drop.
H M The Queen.
Back in 1992 I lent her ÂĢ6 (she does not carry cash) so that she could buy 20 (Woodies) Woodbines and a packet of Swan.
Still not got my money back! 
Nor has she ever apologised for the Jallianwahla Bagh massacre
Went to pay the Council Tax at the local library where they have a payment counter dedicated to such payments.
Only to be told it's closing down due to 'cut backs'
Nearest payment point is 5miles away. So now we have to apply for a payment card - the cost of which will probably exceed the workers wages in the library!!
Saint posted:Went to pay the Council Tax at the local library where they have a payment counter dedicated to such payments.
Only to be told it's closing down due to 'cut backs'
Nearest payment point is 5miles away. So now we have to apply for a payment card - the cost of which will probably exceed the workers wages in the library!!
You can always do it online 
For people who are not computer savvy or don't have a lappy and those who don't trust direct debit it's gonna be a nightmare.
On my train journey Friday, a chap got on the train and sat next to me and asked me two questions, both of which were quite surprising.
Firstly as the train pulled out of Birmingham he asked me "Is this train going to Leeds". I was rather confused as to why he had jumped on a train which he had no idea where it was destined!
Secondly he then asked me for a lighter. Now my understanding is that there are no smoking carriages. Being a non smoker I said no. He then asked me if any of the other passengers may have a lighter, I replied that I have no idea - go ask. Which he did, and not one person had one.
Fortunately, unlike myself he had not got a reserved seat and was soon ejected by the rightful owner of that seat for their journey.
I next time I saw this chap he was flying past the window trying to light up a cigarette (kidding).
At least he didn't say,
"Doesn't Our Lord Jesus just fill your heart with joy?"
Having been asked about why he did not take up the post as Swansea manager, Ryan Giggs says "Their ambitions did not match mine".
Now I think this has become one of those cop out sayings. I'm damn sure that Swansea did not say to Giggs that their ambition was to avoid relegation year in and year out.
Football in general is a modern day annoyance.
Remember the advert,
"Kellogs cornflakes - with just a splash of milk"
I'll drown me cornflakes in as much milk as I like thank you very much!!!
Too much icing sugar on shop bought cakes that you have to scrape off before you eat
A dusting means dusting....not an extra layer
You buy a doughnut - you want the jam
Why-o-why is there so precious little in any of them???!!!
Not like jam is expensive
Saint posted:You buy a doughnut - you want the jam
Why-o-why is there so precious little in any of them???!!!
Not like jam is expensive
I getcha
Just about to sneeeeze and .... its gone
Hate that
I very rarely do that. I wake the dead when I sneeze, annnnnd, they creep up on me 
BMW with intelligent X-drive
Is it snowing?
Yes
Well out you go in your 'intelligent x drive' ... and risk our life
Have 'you' got X drive?
No
Well stay in where its warm and safe then
There's a moral to that story - and it's ... don't be a prat wasting your money on stuff you don't need
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Sprout posted:A dusting means dusting....not an extra layer
I like the icing sugar
Not a layer of it though Bazzy 
No, that's wrong!
You haven't even got to marzipan - yuk!!
Saint posted:You haven't even got to marzipan - yuk!!
I don't mind marzipan, although if given the choice.....
I see Morrisons are clutching at straws now by ripping of the style of M&S food adverts.
Shameless.
That new Smart Car advert - Surely she would know that her friend is in the backseat. Therefore being surprised at her friend filming her dancing should not be such a surprise.
I think the (rather feeble) idea is that with a car that's so nippy you forget it's also got rear seats