Wally LOL  

BB Rejects thread

I knew someone would know

I've come to this convo a little late, but it would seem Yogi answered the question. 

I'm going to slip my on and liten to some music. 

Toasters that are only big enough to accept the smallest slice of bread

Buy a bigger toaster.

Hope that helps 

Hurting my fingers and hands on the spokes of my umbrella after I've just put it down when the rain's just stopped  

(I hate the bloody things anyway)! 

Ha ha ha 

   stoppitt

I'm not that greedy !!!

David Cameron still being PM.

Ant and Dec still peddling their crap shtick (goes without saying)

Flat screen TVs having crap speakers. 

Taylor Swift being feted as the queen of humble, honest, humility and a modern day saint. 

Kim Kardashian, her boring siblings and her huge arse - although her huge arse can't really take the blame for the annoyingness of the dead eyed airhead its attached to. 

Rita Ora's Samsung Next advert. 

The popularity of Mrs Brown's Boys.

The inexplicable universal acclaim and gushing praise heaped on Daft Punk's ok, but nothing special, seventies disco pastiche/Chic rip off "Get Lucky"

Am I missing something here?

The people they get onto daytime shows to talk about the world of showbiz. They get far too excited over the crap of the entertainment world; soaps, pop and sh*te actors and actresses. Tabloid and throwaway.

Lorraine - She's positive to the point of sickening.

Puppetry - In all it's forms.

People who think that Ku Klux Clan is pronounced 'Clue Klux Clan' 

Petrol pumps

Why are they so heavy and impossible to pull?

Muller Pud Corner Advert.

Why is everyone laughing at the fact Nicole Shitsinger has pulled everything off the table ruining everything?

Mr Yogi and I were discussing this today

Did you spot my spelling mistake Yogi? 

 I though it was intentional!

Twas. 

maybe they just don't fancy you?

...and calling them heavy isn't the best chat up line neither 

exactly, Rog!

In a hospital today

"Have you had reason to use our community services? Like community nurses or physio's."

Old couple said yes.

"Oh tell me about it. Were they professional? Were they polite? Did they do a good job?"

Old couple were more than happy.

"Well the nurse didn't have any gluten-free supplements she usually brings - she'd ran out"

"Oh did she - that could have inconvenienced you?"

"Well . . . . (long pause) .... I suppose it could"

"Right - that's exactly what I'm looking for - thanks for that"

FGS are we never satisfied - are we always looking to kick people for the smallest error?

I'm afraid it's another dig at BBC journalists.

For some reason they now seem to want to use the phrase "making history" for too many sports reports. In fact this week they managed to use it for three separate sports news items in one bulletin.

Let's face it history is written everyday and overusing the phrase is just super irritating.

Wish I knew how to Twitter.

Me too! I've got an account but never done anything with it since I opened it waaaaaay back last year 

I often have a look online to see if there are any idiot guides. I've just found one that isn't too bad I don't think. Sort of explaining but a short way 

Is this any good to you EC?

http://www.ehow.com/how_509163...itter-beginners.html

Hi Sprout,

When I say I'm not good with Twitter, I mean I can't really do short and pithy!

I generally like to write lots.

LOL!! 

XMAS CARDS IN THE SHOPS ALREADY !!!!

im ALWAYS getting told off for saying it like that at our local meeting

at the WI

...hang on, your not serious!