7% real honey !!!

Honey being the fourth ingredient

Nope

Friends who blurt out a sports result when you are trying extremely hard not to hear it so you can watch the whole thing later on.

 . . .and the need for every web site to plaster it eveywhere.

Instead of - results click 'here'

Trying on sunglasses ... and that little tag has to be right in the middle of yer face

The BBC commenting on Prince George's meet n greet in New Zealand.

"And then he met a girl... "

What they are trying to say is,

"He's not gay - thank God !!"  

It's been said before but spitting. I saw someone do it today right in the middle of a walk way and I seriously wanted to knock his b lock off  

Online pop-up contracts, with an "accept" button to click before going any further ... who knows what you've signed away.  

Have you noticed how the announcers between TV programmes seem to be building up their parts these days, chatting away in an almost unscripted dialogue. I first noticed it on BBC Three, but it's also on the C4 channels.

I'm not interested in the fact you like the next programme or any other of the useless tit bits of personal info you want to impart. 

 Yes and its highly irritating!

I just can't stand Jamie 'Mockney' Oliver.

I liked him when he did 'naked chef' but like so many other 'personalities' he has grown into a caricature of himself

Oliver has closed down three of its four branches with just its main Covent   Garden Piazza continuing to serve “nostalgic British classics” as it is   still trading well, the   Times reported.

Hi Sainty

I won 25 quid on the lotto and a fiver on the thunderball yesterday

I prefer Oliver to Gordon Ramsay who is a perfect example of foul mouthed bullying being embraced as dynamic and 'driven'

Hey there!! Well done

I've yet to check mine - i could be a millionaire !!

How you doing?

Congratulations Moonie 

 You gonna treat yourself with your winnings?

  Don't know much about him Saint - but his products are overpriced!

*gets "what to do if Sainty has won and I get a portion" list ready*
I'm okay fankoo. Plodding along

Hows you?

Fankoo Rog

I certainly will

Need new shirts. That will help somewhat

I'm good thanx.

Planning this years summer hols and looking forward to it

Suggestions welcome

 Should do  

That's good to hear Sainty
Hmmm, South of France?

UK Moonage, not got that much munny!!

Ahh right...Erm...Blackpool or somewhere on the south coast??

Never been to Blckpool

Rather things like Windsor Castle

Longleat Safari Park

Buckingham Palace

Nooooooooo they got lions there

****(*  and **** ***

otherwise known as Ant and Dec

Oh i have had huge tigers standing right next to my car!!

Epic stuff

No?

I quite like them

Don't care, they're shit!

Ok

I can see how they're not everyone's cuppa

The wilds of Scotland ?

OMG nooooooooo Roger

I want entertaining, not freezing.

Longleat is great

 I'll tell the Scot FMs wot you said 

Well - its a bit cold

Went to Edinburgh a few years ago and i seriously thought i wasn't going to make it back to the car

You are having a laugh, was it really that cold? What month was this .

Feb - i had to call into a shop and bought a hat and gloves.

It was the coldest i have ever been (except when i went skiing in Austria)

Bless.

You should come up for the fringe.

http://www.edinburghfestivals....burgh-festivals-2014