Yes, isn't he the same guy that I've seen in endless Rude Tube shows where he can make them POP?

Ooooh look I got an eye popping snaffle laugh:

2hr visit from drunk hells angel girl who pounced on me and i had to text my girl to rescue me

it wasnt even funny

oh not amused

 

 

Today it's a lack of time.

 

I really need the weekend to be 4 days long.

 

I'm a little frustrated to say the least.

Life Long Learning !!!

Which smart arse thought of that?

 

Two adverts in particular.

 

 

"be more dog" WHAT! I'm just not seeing the connection between a canine and a mobile phone contract.

 

"who's used my deodorant" the advert with Joan Collins. Stupid and repeated too often on the tellybox during my morning routine.

 

 

 

PLEASE just make parking spaces a bit bigger!!

I also like it when the conga lib e goes backwards  that bloke with the eyes is off BGT

STOP 'restructuring' the NHS fer-christ-sake !!!

People like Charlie who bring up something concerning them  - then saying,

"It's nothing - forget about it"

 

I'm annoyed that no one has sent me any Ed Millibland egg jokes. 

Are you not on twitter ?

I am, but I never use it. Started an account years ago, made about three tweetings. I don't think it's for me GJ.

HIM

 

That'll scare the bejeezus out of Cinds pirate! 

 

Nice to see ya back. Hope all as well as it could be. 

Why? Who is it? What am I missing here?

Ditto Cinds

 

. . . God i hate that turn of phrase 'ditto' . . just say 'yes'

Maybe I have a pirate I'd forgotten about and xochi thinks it will scare him.

Has ANYONE bothered with the "Change for Life"  health advice stuff?

 

Do you know anyone who has?

The phrase "make some noise"

Why?

I'll make it when i'm good and ready thank you

Not having a fridge. How did we manage without one?

When our microwave broke we were like

Why are contestants begining to talk and shout during TV shows?

 

Tipping Point for example!!

 

Shut up - i want to watch the game not listen to whoops and screams!!

 

 

Why oh why do we have to have Christmas start in August?

 

There should be a law that says any shop stocking Christmas items or playing Christmas music before December 1st is fined £1M regardless of size. If they can't pay then a 10 year jail term should be the alternative.

 

We really don't need this 2 day consumer orgy to be rammed down our throats before December.

 

 

 

Supermarkets are the worst for that EC, it seems as soon as the back to school/Uni promotions are down they fill the space with festive stuff.... well a bit until bonfire night and Halloween that is

     It's becoming a chore to me now 

WHY I ASK THEE - are parking spaces sooo narrow when we all know we need just a little bit more width to so we don;t damge each others' cars

Just a bit more space please!!!!

Apropos Christmas. I'm with Alan Rickman.

What is Alan Rickman's stance GJ?

 

"Be more dog" !

 

O2 and their stupid advert, why do mobile phone companies have some of the worst adverts.

 

What the hell does it mean anyway?

 

Be more lion, be more shark, be more gorilla.

I think they mean a dog appears to have more fun than say .. a cat

Alan Rickman banned Christmas on some sort of Nottingham Goose Fair documentary I saw a few years ago.

I actually saw a car park saying "park tightly" the other day !!!

When I'm watching a programme and suddenly ( usually towards the end) I realise I have recorded it and therefore could have fast forwarded through the adverts People who stand chatting in the middle of food aisles , effectively blocking both the shelves and other people trying to get past  

I suddenly love Alan Rickman. AR for Prime Minister. 

Every time - and its EVERY time i go into Boots to collect me contact lenses  . . . they hand them over and i have to say,

"And i get solutions with them too"

"Do you? I'll have to check that"

Every time!!

Why do they sell crisps to people in coach B?

Being told to bring my little girl to hospital for 10am and still sitting here waiting around for them todo her little op We're so bored! Why not ask us to come in at say 12??!

That happened to us too (me and my fiancé ). He was told to fast from 6am, get to hospital for 11am, we see the consultant at 12 and he says the op will be around 1.30. At 5 they come along and tell us it's cancelled  

 

I wouldn't have been so annoyed but we'd asked for an update at 4pm and they said it would be about another 45 mins

What is she in for Jen?