Misheard lyrics....

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bateman

...what's your favourite?

Was brought to this 'cause I was listening to The Shamen's excremental 'Ebeneezer Goode' and remembered that, despite being deeply immersed in acid house culture at the time I somehow failed to get the chorus. Made it marginally better when I got the subversion but it's still a shit record.

So, vaguely related (not really), what's that lyric that you initially misheard and part of you still clings to?

Obvious faves are Jimi's, "Excuse me while I kiss this guy". Or Robert Palmer's prophetic, "Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove".

Yours?

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Former Member

Dancing Queeen:Feel the beat from the Tangerine(should be Tambourine).
R.E.M. : Lets Pee in the corner.lets Pee in the spotlight.

8/31/104:40 AM

Former Member

I like that bit when this bloke sings "when i see red Leicester" but im damned if i can remember what song its in

8/31/104:45 AM

Former Member

and there is a recent beyonce song that she sings something about 'she lies in bed with some toast' or something. Im fairly sure that's not what shes doing....perhaps its what she ought to be doing, who knows

8/31/104:46 AM

Former Member

OHH OHH this is it..... "every night i rest in my bed, with toast" .... You listen to the opening line

thats it i will stop spamming this thread now, thats my lot

8/31/104:50 AM

DanceSetteeMember

obviously my own name....dance then wherever you may be...i am the Lord of the Dance Settee

but this is my favourite...

8/31/104:54 AM

DanceSetteeMember

This one always make me snigger too...

8/31/104:58 AM

batemanMember

rofl....*vibrates*

8/31/104:59 AM

DanceSetteeMember

Reference:

rofl....*vibrates*

..and his mother cries............

8/31/105:02 AM

DemantoidMember

The backing singers in When The Going Gets Tough

"Go and get stuffed.."

8/31/105:18 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

When I was younger and my family would go out for a drive, I was always requesting forced to listen to Bananarama's 'Love in the first Degree'.

Where as the proper lyrics are:

Only you can set me free
Cause I'm guilty
Guilty
Guilty as a girl can be

I thought it was

Only you can set me free
Cause I'm guilty
Guilty
Guilty as a cup of tea

8/31/105:26 AM

batemanMember

Pesky Earl Grey

8/31/105:43 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

DanceSettee!

8/31/105:50 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

My niece used to sing "Wash your back for good" by Take That.

8/31/105:51 AM

DemantoidMember

"When I grow up, I wanna be famous, wanna be a star, wanna be in movies.
When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice a car, I wanna have boobies...

8/31/105:58 AM

batemanMember

I once heard a Chi-Town vocalist entreating me to love every corn. Admittedly I was out of my mind in a shed at the time but I hold her personally responsible for my dawn foray into the fields and eventual rendezvous with the Met.

8/31/106:01 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

Reference: Smarty

My niece used to sing "Wash your back for good" by Take That.

8/31/106:04 AM

machelMember VIP10 yearsModerator

"four hundred children and a crop in the field" - kenny rogers - did he live up to his name!

8/31/106:22 AM

Former Member

I used to think Adam Ant was singing about Prince Chow Mein not Prince Charming

8/31/106:34 AM

carpetMember

Not a misheard lyric but on BeWitched 'C'est La Vie' I always laugh when they say the line 'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours'.

8/31/106:37 AM

DuckyMember 10 years

Reference:

I wanna have boobies...

Oh. Does it not say that then?

8/31/106:41 AM

batemanMember

Reference:

"four hundred children and a crop in the field" - kenny rogers - did he live up to his name!

Pour les enfants, I hope not!

8/31/106:51 AM

The Devil In DiamanteMember

Madonna, La isla Bonita...

I used to think she sang "Young girls with eyes like potatoes"!!!! Still sing it if I'm honest

8/31/106:55 AM

KaffsMember 10 years

Reference:

"Young girls with eyes like potatoes"!!!!

See... I always thought it was 'thighs like potatoes' Used to think 'wow.. that's pretty bad cellulite!'

8/31/106:59 AM

The Devil In DiamanteMember

Reference:

See... I always thought it was 'thighs like potatoes' Used to think 'wow.. that's pretty bad cellulite!'

Maybe it was, I double mis-heard it

8/31/107:02 AM

batemanMember

Reference:

Young girls with eyes like potatoes"!

THAT's a classic. I'd forgotten that one.

8/31/107:02 AM

batemanMember

Who can forget Desmond Dekkers chart smash, "Me ear's are alight"?

8/31/107:09 AM

Soozy WooMember

in the eighties there was a song called

'Take me dancing naked in the rain'

my kids used to sing

'Take me dancing naked with Lorraine'

Lorraine is my sister

. I think I may have misled them a bit TBH.

8/31/107:11 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Robert Palmer.. You might as well face it your a d@ck with a glove.

8/31/107:47 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

And when in the car singing I'm horny Horny Horny.. the kids would say.. what you singing.. and we changed it to Im hungry hungry hungry

8/31/107:49 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Original lyrics:

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

What I use to think it said:

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from Barbra Streisand
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

8/31/108:03 AM

RZBMember

R.E.M "Calling Jamaica" from The Sidewinder Sleeps,

When in fact it's call "Call me when you try wake her"

Great song though.

8/31/108:04 AM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Rawky

Staying Alive, i used to sing

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you make love the other way

and it is ... and you may look the other way

8/31/108:10 AM

DemantoidMember

Reference:

Who can forget Desmond Dekkers chart smash, "Me ear's are alight"?

Wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast...

8/31/108:11 AM

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