Originally Posted by Sprout:
The whole world is bananas 
Dirty, slovenly, unkempt ones at that.
Originally Posted by Baz:
That's some debt !!!
I'd worry myself sick every night. My mortgage is paid and I still worry every night 
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Why don't they open it up as a B&B to pay the debt?
Because of the L word. And they haven't got a scooby.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Why don't they open it up as a B&B to pay the debt?
That would be an idea
I've just got a mouthful of toothpaste and had to sneeze.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I've just got a mouthful of toothpaste and had to sneeze.
Oops! messy!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I've just got a mouthful of toothpaste and had to sneeze.
That's the most amateurish attempt at artexing I've ever heard, EC.
Cobwebs on the chandelier. Oh my giddy heck 
Don't like that, the chapel
Windows need cleaning flower 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I've just got a mouthful of toothpaste and had to sneeze.
Oops! messy!
Yes, my black flock wallpaper now looks like a starfield in the midnight sky!!!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Cobwebs on the chandelier. Oh my giddy heck
Ah but they are million pound cobwebs 
They're a slap round the face and an embarrassing come down after his self satisfied promotion
Right then ladies, time for me to go to bed. Been short but sweet. Thanks for the excellent company and I will see you all tomorrow for more japes and wheezes!
Good night. 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Cobwebs on the chandelier. Oh my giddy heck
Ah but they are million pound cobwebs
They're a slap round the face and an embarrassing come down after his self satisfied promotion
I don't think they will buy that Scottish place
Night, EC
It's perfect for a ready made brothel
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
It's perfect for a ready made brothel
There's a bloody great ugly radiator on the wall
The dog's found something
Originally Posted by Baz:
Neither the seller nor the buyer look like they have two penny's to rub together !
"Welcome to our tip" would have saved a lot of time
Didn't use her head there
Originally Posted by Sprout:
The dog's found something
Probably the cleaner who died in 1822
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
The dog's found something
Probably the cleaner who died in 1822
PMSL!!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Neither the seller nor the buyer look like they have two penny's to rub together !
At least the (non) buyer realised it was a crumbling dump of a place
All that expense spent on their home but obviously not on her barnet 
I think they're feeling a bit shy
Originally Posted by Baz:
Rats tails is useless ....as well as lacking in taste !
Haha, we both just HAD to comment on her 'hair'