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I didn't know Ducky was out on the lash AGAIN!! ... does she have a note
she's gone down the pub with an old colleague that left and went to work oversea's & is back for a visit! with all the other colleagues I hasten to add... tis nowt "like that" 

"that" is all happening on Sunday!

So yeah....  she gave me her full weekend schedule...  I gave her a pass..
Dirtyprettygirlthing
Simple...


First you need to find the right place to dig your hole, which for this means finding an Artesian Basin - the only place for a well such as this. An Artesian Basin is an area where a porous layer of rock is sandwiched between non-porous layers in a geological formation in the shape of a basin.

Rain falls on an exposed part of the porous rock, near the top of the basin shape, and the water is absorbed then flows down to the bottom of the basin through the force of gravity, where it cannot escape because it is trapped inside the porous rock which is itself trapped between two layers of non-porous rock.

All you need to do is drill down at the bottom of the basin until you tap into the porous rock, through the upper layer of non-porous rock, and the water will come gushing out like a fountain! 

or


Ointment!


Z. 

Zaphod
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could you ask what quaint old country custom Ickle was describing in her FB status earlier today?


she's "misplaced" a letter from the passport office...  she'd left it til last minute on a Friday to ring them to arrange her interview date....  & couldn't find the letter!

I was more disturbed to read my brother's never experienced it!
Dirtyprettygirlthing

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