Don't be daft Ditty I didn't misunderstand you, I just needed to let off steam.  I'm ok now, you know what a happy puppy I am normally (completely ignoring JJ strops yesterday), this is just another thing to deal with.

ok gonna make you happy here just don't quote me.  I believe...god this is hard to do....I believe that JJ really is upset about his fight with Josie and that he really likes her.....there I said it.  I will NOT be saying anything nice about JJ again

thank you Menty!

Its ridiculous how much I grinned reading that!    I know you hate him, and I respect you for being able to be objective despite this!

*hugs Menty*

*& skips a bit*

Ditty you do make me laugh.  My good humour is fully restored.  Just don't expect me to say it again

let me show you the pics my daughter found last night (I posted them in another thread last night, after Blizzie had said there seemed to be a marine life trend with this years hm's... Nathan - Seahorse, JJ - crab eyes)...

Corin - Rosy Lipped Batfish (actually... this could me any number of past hm's... but this fish made me laugh til I cried last night)



Andrew - daughter wrote the caption to this one too...



    "love me? please somebody love me?"


& finally the best lookylikey fish of the lot...

Steve -


 Its just spooky innit?

OMG those are so funny, that Steve one is slightly creepy.  The first ones mouth , wonder what shade lippy that is?

whore red 

I am gonna have to post that pic a bit bigger... so you can fully appreciate the nana-tache 

what line of evolution resulted in a fish with bright red puckered lips surrounded by a full set of nana whiskers?  

I can't say it looks very happy .. maybe it visited one of those cosmetic counters and got talked into a 'makeover'


Z.

I can almost feel the whiskery nana kiss when I look at it!

I love that pic so much...   Its gonna have to go in my folder of things that instantly cheer me up!

Can you post it on here everyday to cheer me up, I need something to keep my mind off the list

He is a really big version of that photo ... for extra laughing 

http://tarrdaniel.fw.hu/images...osyLippedBatfish.jpg


and you don't appreciate it from the face-on photo... what a nose




Z.

Right, back to disliking JJ, talking about the row with Corin with Josie and Kevin and he is changing everything that happened (I did watch it), this is after him telling her that they were ok and her telling him not to be silly about leaving and being nice to him. Josie (to my surprise) said she did have your back JJ but he is still going on. And as for kevin her 'I'm not going to arselick to anybody' (change arselick to being polite and nice for the rest of us) just shoes what a b***h she is

GET ME OFF THAT LIST NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!

I'll come to you in a sec Menty...  

important stuff first....  

Batfish...

I am struggling to peice together all the bits from both pictures....

     and 

ok... that tuft of white whiskers has just helped me work out that is the nose... 

ok.... its all slotted into place again now...   as you were people!

lol at the underchin whiskers on the side profile!

Aw Menty...

I understand you are disapproving of the JJ...

However,  as a carry over member from the previous establishment your membership is binding & permanent

Have a nice day though 


What do you think....   that was me using the "fogging" customer service technique! 

Reference: *just holds Menty tightly in a bear hug*

Surely that should say flogging as in dead horse as in JJ

I think you've broken a rib

'looks up numbers for Lawyers 4 U'

Look at these fish!

Afternoon all

definitely fogging.... 

NOT figging! DO NOT GOOGLE FIGGING!

you will never use ginger in your cooking again!

ello Maz 

I'm watching last night live feed and this made PMSL

JJ:  I didn't understand the mixed signals, I thought you wanted to start talking to me again coz you were calling me a loser and a w****r

Josie:  Oh my god John James, 'I didn't understand the mixed signals coz you called me a loser and a w****r'  goes off into fits of laughter.

I laughed out loud at that too (I was watching it on LF)...    it was the way he said his line... and then continued talking to Keever...   you just saw what he'd said register with Josie (it had already registered with me)... and she cracked up! 

twas funny!  

makes me like them!

I will be honest (I'm in a benevolent mood today), I want kevin to go first, there is something very nasty about the girl.  Shabby was horrible but she kept me watching, Kevin opens her mouth and I just want to turn off the TV.

she's just turned into a non entity for me, since Shabby left.

She's up in the top few on my out out out list though...  I feel that she made her bed (in terms of not bothering with the other housemates when Shabby was there)...

Also... I think she's bad for Josie and bad for JJ!

and much as I like the pair of them.... I admit they don't need the likes of Keeva pulling them over to the dark side...  they often walk the line as it is!

'come over to the dark side Luke JJ'

  

*bets Gel is putting ginger on this weeks shopping list* 

Those fish are pretty much perfect! Need to find some more... any ideas?

Beats chopping chillies then absentmindedly rubbing your eyes


Z.

I shall assign Agent Ickle (Mo) to go find us a Ben Fish! 

The obvious choice for a Dave Fish would be monkfish..  - but too easy

First thing that came to my mind... his hair.  Lips are quite close too

oooh..   re: the search for a Ben Fish - I swear this came from the kids... I had nothing to do with it...

Not bad!!!  features a bit too 'in the right place'  but it does have a look of him about it

I think this one belongs in the JJ is a w****r thread


Edit the one above the yellow one!!!!!

The Ben Fish Menty?  

Keeva Fish - 

PMSL! Is this what we have come to?

Thanks Veggie. I think?

Oh....and are you on the list already?

I think not.

You gotta love the batfish Ducks!!

Its my fave  (thought the Steve fish (a blobfish) is good too)

Damn..it's been so long since we snared a new member I've forgotten where I put me list.

*goes to search out back*

Out back...outback.....geddit?

The Batfish is an amazing thing in it's own right.....but the Steve fish is astoundingly accurate!

Even Duds knew who it was and he hardly watches BB