Australian Vegetarian? no mate about as likely as a funnel web spider in a bun


Z.

erm..... 

Linda McCartney sausage in a bun?

Ooo, don't mind if I do

alright a bit of halloumi and a kangaroo steak see im crap under pear pressure

think I ate Roo meat when the mad cow scare was at its panic levels....  I know I ate bambi burgers & ostrich burgers....

Hmm a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock ........

 apparently it means someone who is not quite there, you know, a sandwich short of a picnic, etc......  the ozzies sure are weird 

did it taste like chicken?

*hyperventilates*

I am watching HL's!

I was prepared for this argument... I fully expected to be cringing at JJ and sympathetic with Corin...

but I am sooo not! 

She argue's like a 3 year old!!!   oooooh!  I think I may be experiencing my first BB rage of this series... I can't believe its at Corin!

nope....  its pretty red...  in a red meat kinda way

I can  

think she's ok mostly, but that's because I don't have to live with her luvin it and oh my godding 24/7  

"What's that Skippy? you are not as young as you look and you really need to be put in a marinade over night before being chucked on the barbie? Oh and the kids are trapped in the abandoned mine? Yeah nice try hamburger legs but we boarded that up years back"


OZ.

I am sitting here clutching Ickle's leg saying "make her stop.... her voice is splitting my head open... "

someone take her batteries out

Do you know what I mean like

oh god....  I already don't like Ben, liked Shabby, like JJ, and now I dislike Corin!

My forum days are soooooo numbered!

dickhead
dickhead
dickhead
dickhead

Have we had any mention of JELLUS BULLEH yet?

I daren't look


Z.

me neither 

Has anyone got a gun of some sort?


Z.

*makes note to never fly Ryan air again*

its early doors.... but I am liking the blonde! 

I may have to delete my CC's 

no im the same exactly but your one saving grace is...

tell us...you hate the keeva right????? right???

*Long since made a note never to start*..

*Have you eaten lunch Sir?.. that'll be £10 for the extra weight... seat? SEAT? £25.. you want to be able to breathe in-flight? £30 that one is VAT free

You don't give a shit? Well that's £1 saved


Z.

yep!  

face like a slapped bum!

Yeah.. okay Ditty but what about his glasses?

*runs away*


Z.

I am fairly sure we flew Ryan air to Poland last year...   it was certainly that kind of tariff... 

hence my strict baggage restrictions by cruel Mr D!

maths boy has done me a right favour! 

I didn't really want Ickle to apply to Oxford... twas the school who were pressuring her (for their benefit, not hers)...

Maths boy has put her right off!

tsk Ditty !.. What about Cambridge instead?


Z.

no... if she does put in an application to one of those two it would be Oxford.

However, I'd like her to go to Imperial or UCL (London based...   so she could have a room at the flat in Kilburn with her Uncles...  owned by FIL...  so no rent!) or Southampton (good uni, and I have family down there - my great uncle - he used to be the dean of Southampton uni)

don't get me wrong... I am not putting geographical convenience & financial advantages before her education...  but they have to be considered!


besides.... I'm not sure she'd be good in the Oxbridge world

There's nothing wrong with Oxford...rah rah rah 

I know Suzy... and out of the two of them its the one we prefer.

I am just not sure its right for her...   e.g. if she had her way she'd go to Oxford Brookes...  and do the motorsport engineering course....

very very niche...  very vocational...  

huge gamble.

I know a bloke who works for Renault F1 (still)


Z.

Yeah, Cambridge is yuk!

Has she been looking in to the exam and interview?

Braindead bint signing in

I was told to apply to Oxford or Cambridge ditty but was talked out of it by a family friend who went to Cambridge.

Choose your next words with care earthling!!


Z.

Evening Trixy - how you doing?


Z.

You didn't go to that crap hole did you Z?

ermmm... don't think so... she has to have a short list of 5 decided by the time she returns to school.

The research and stuff has pretty much been left to us!    However, she has been going on short residential courses with the Smallpeice Trust for the past couple of years ... she has just done 4 days at Leeds Uni on Nanotechnology (after which she has decided she doesn't want to do nanotechnology)...  

Its a bloody nightmare to be honest Suzy...   I am just trying to steer her towards the broader courses that don't shut too many doors.

The terms of her current scholarship (sixth form)  are that she must do a science based degree at a UK university.