You've gotta move with the times James. It's a cut throat world this fan club stuff.

I have the right to reserve my support because it's JJ, however i'll remain just because he's close to Josie.

So Leccy makes the big 5 ohhhhhh! 

1. What's the difference between Aussies and pigs ?
 Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.

2. What's the difference between an Australian and a
 computer ?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.

3. Why do birds fly upside down over Australian ?
It's not worth shitting on.

4. Why was the Christ Child not born in Australia ?
 You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less
a virgin !!!!

5. What do you call a field full of Australians ?
 A vacant lot. 

Sorry to all my Aussie relatives

You're on the list Darlo..... that means you've given up any rights you might have had.

Tough but fair I reckon

Helloooo

Can I have extra pips

Well just for being the first person to ever ask me that....yes you can!

Give her mine, you know you want to

Oi I asked for more and got 3 bleeding twirly girly stars

I really must go now - I'll come back in the morning to see my pips *waits with bated breath*

1. Ducky*****
2. Ditty****
3. Xochi
4. Moomin*

5. Zaph *************** *******

6. VD*
7. Darlo****
8. Lainy****
9. Scatters.   
10. MENTY ***************** (345638295473627 pips)
11. MrsB +
12. Videostar ***************************************************************
13. Suzy
14. Ikataili****
15. James  
16. Maths *
17. DAME ANN *
18. Shizzle. *
19. Jackson *
20. Olly *
21. Barney *
22. Mary *
23. Gel. ***** (loves the Shabbster like her own)
24. Blizzie*
25. Taboo ***************
26. Liverbird ****
27. Ickle *******  (extra pips for appreciating the hat! )
28. Baz
29. Spidermonkey. *
30. Trixy. ****
31. Dancesettee ******* (extra special pips for defense of the Shabby one) 
32. Rawky-Roo *
33. Tayto. ****
34  Hoochie**
35. Ros*************************************************************** 
36. Crunchy Nuts*****
37. Amythist *
38. Low *
39. MrM&PP **
40. The Devil in Diamante *
41. Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead. ****
42. EvelynWilliams. *
43. Tom    
44. Muf * 
45. Gypsie
46. Jenson Junkie
47. Squiggle
48. Moonbeams
49. Amythist
50. Leccy.

What do I have to do kiss BB's ass??

I can't believe that Josie said that JJ reminded her of Alf Stewart from Home and Away before.


G'day mate

That wasn't me ...that was Zaph. That's what you get when you ask a dog to do a ducks job.

Too late I' m off to bed.. Iv'e had the calling

I never liked him

Menty.....I couldn't posssibly deprive you of your world record breaking number of pips. I lubbs you too much to do that to ya.

Night James.

Oh oh I've seen my lubby pips

Thanks Ducky - nite nite

O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even like bloomin Skippy's..........

Er...woof.. it wasn't me ... was it?


Z.

Ducky can do the Maths for Friday.

Night LB

here have a 

'sings' What's love, what's love got to do with it
          what's love but a secondhand emotion

or in our case a secondhand shack

Well it wasn't me! Maybe it was the cow?

Are there not enough Baz?

Thanks Dame Ann I now have another reason to dislike JJ........!!

It's great innit 

*Throws another shrimp on the barbie*
 
 
 
...FFS
 
 
...still,... I was Press-ganged fair and square
 
 

I kinda like JJ - he reminds me of someone I use to know many moons ago 

Can't have the luurve shack half way down page 2 

twas me.... I was trying to be nice...  gave him twirly stars I did!   No appreciation of the meaning & seriousness of the twirly stars has James!

You still got his number? 

The stuff that used to kick off about fm's big twirly stars  OMG!  It was totally hilarious 
I never did get any, think I got as far as a couple of big silver ones 

I got as far as a big sparkly silver one... I think...

See...I still have unfulfilled twirly envy!

Lurrve shack and that.
Well, I've been reckonin' on summat. I've been reckonin' about that NHS hospital ward that was let out to make a porno film. I've been reckonin' that it's a good way of making money for the NHS and for all govt. departments. The woman MP said that the porno NHS film even afforded some light relief to the hospital inmates. Could we let out the shack for like purposes?

I finally got to a pair of twirlies... 40,000 posts I think it took... then C4 shut shortly after


Z.

JJ is  twat Take my name off the list. 

I don't actually mind JJ now, rather Nathan went instead though.