Don't worry I have more of these, they will be begging me to leave

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

oops... sorry... didn't know you lot were all here...

I was just out the back... having a snuggle dip in the pool  

WTF is this place
 
 

Oh dear lord! I've got quite a few names to add to the list Can't remember what page I left it on either......

Menty 



Keep going, they're bound to get sick of them 

We've been stealth morphed from Shabby fans to JJ fans.  I'm willing to go along with it on the proviso that we get hats with string and corks hanging from it.

menty - they are definitely getting worse - if it was me in charge you would be gone

when you find it DELETE my name please

Shabby loves JJ says hes really a very sweet man 

Tried being nice, so..............*brings in orange sauce, and huge carving knife*

well at least you will be LEGALLY on the list - I do not like him

mmmm... I agree with her ... 

hi Amythist     welcome to the shack

1. Ducky*****
2. Ditty****
3. Xochi
4. Moomin*

5. Zaph *************** *******

6. VD*
7. Darlo****
8. Lainy****
9. Scatters.   
10. MENTY ***************** (345638295473627 pips)
11. MrsB +
12. Videostar ***************************************************************
13. Suzy
14. Ikataili****
15. James  
16. Maths *
17. DAME ANN *
18. Shizzle. *
19. Jackson *
20. Olly *
21. Barney *
22. Mary *
23. Gel. ***** (loves the Shabbster like her own)
24. Blizzie*
25. Taboo ***************
26. Liverbird ****
27. Ickle *******  (extra pips for appreciating the hat! )
28. Baz *********************************************************** (requested pips) 
29. Spidermonkey. *
30. Trixy. ****
31. Dancesettee ******* (extra special pips for defense of the Shabby one) 
32. Rawky-Roo *
33. Tayto. ****
34  Hoochie**
35. Ros*************************************************************** 
36. Crunchy Nuts*****
37. Amythist *
38. Low *
39. MrM&PP **
40. The Devil in Diamante *
41. Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead. ****
42. EvelynWilliams. *
43. Tom    
44. Muf * 
45. Gypsie
46. Jenson Junkie
47. Squiggle
48. Moonbeams
49. Amythist
50. Leccy.


Welcome to the Luuuuurve Shack Moonbeams, Amy and Leccy.

We're not supposed to lurve the colonials
We're supposed to slap them in irons.....and put them behind bars....in London...serving us beers!!!
 
 

+ some yorkshire puddings and gravy

*looks meaningfully at Zaph*

she was hardly a good judge of character

you'll get pips now Baz  

I am knackered 

I am gonna have to turn off the lappy & watch BB in bed... 

 



Night Night Lurve Shack peeps  

Never a truer word Rose 

Nite Ditty, going by that pic you're in for a early night and with JJ it will be very early  

To be honest, I've got that many of the darn things already, a few more won't make any difference

A Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best.
The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass.
The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag.
The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of their Great Wall.
The Aussie said we're the best, 'cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe it's ass with your flag!

 

I'll find some special ones for you

You may even get CAPITALS, I got managed to get shot  of my underline but had to keep my CAPITALS 

night ditty

Nite nite Ditty..... hope that thing you've taken to bed with you doesn't give you nightmares....

1. Ducky*****
2. Ditty****
3. Xochi
4. Moomin*

5. Zaph *************** *******

6. VD*
7. Darlo****
8. Lainy****
9. Scatters.   
10. MENTY ***************** (345638295473627 pips)
11. MrsB +
12. Videostar ***************************************************************
13. Suzy
14. Ikataili****
15. James  
16. Maths *
17. DAME ANN *
18. Shizzle. *
19. Jackson *
20. Olly *
21. Barney *
22. Mary *
23. Gel. ***** (loves the Shabbster like her own)
24. Blizzie*
25. Taboo ***************
26. Liverbird ****
27. Ickle *******  (extra pips for appreciating the hat! )
28. Baz
29. Spidermonkey. *
30. Trixy. ****
31. Dancesettee ******* (extra special pips for defense of the Shabby one) 
32. Rawky-Roo *
33. Tayto. ****
34  Hoochie**
35. Ros*************************************************************** 
36. Crunchy Nuts*****
37. Amythist *
38. Low *
39. MrM&PP **
40. The Devil in Diamante *
41. Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead. ****
42. EvelynWilliams. *
43. Tom    
44. Muf * 
45. Gypsie
46. Jenson Junkie
47. Squiggle
48. Moonbeams
49. Amythist
50. Leccy.

Night Ditty. Enjoy

oh darn, wonderful Ducky  

Hi Shakkies - just popping in quickly to say I'm lurving the re-furb!

What the hell happened to this place!!!

They hate us, pure and simple

It must have got lost in the move. Thanks for reminding me

Yaaay! I'm glad it's to your liking LB

OoooOOOOoooo Baz look at those pips 

My pleasure Ducky