oh lubbly duck and glorious cow with the lubbly dark KIND eyes - please can i come off your list and Baz - i HATE JJ MORE than Scabby *pleading smiley*

cept this one 

Is Nathans monobrow and shoulders here?

Does that mean we are still on a bliddy list

 pointless Rose, it's like talking to JJ  we're stuck

 and

menty - are we still prisoners in here - thought your jokes would have worked by now

Is this you lot on a day out?



SORRY! Just kidding *runs*

In a word...yes!

here have one of these Rose 

OMG Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thank you *feels dead miserable smiley*

but i cannot STAND JJ

Look on the bright side Rose, it could be Keeva's Irish Pub next week 

LECCY!!

Still... nice of you to join us ! 

 But even that would be preferable......!

never!  I'd burn the place to the ground first !  

Hindsight I think you're right Rose, she's a cert to go 

You really shouldn't talk about JJ that way Scatt

I tried that two weeks ago, it doesn't bloody work 

Ummmm...... excuse me Dame Ann, but my name isn't Rose.....  *see what being on the bloomin LIST does*

i know I even provided the fans

ooooh lubbly cow PLEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE can i be relinquished from that list - oh gorjuss squishy tailed beast

...and I had the matches

Ros I will keep trying, but they kept laughing!!!  'Goes to look for really bad jokes'

I do admire your persistence ros...in a you've got no hope sort of way...

oops sorry Baz  me heads done in since the name change 

...and I had the matches


it was a finely tuned arson attack that fell on it's arse 

A passenger plane traveling to California is suddenly hit with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean.

The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one man alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags himself up onto the sandy shores.

Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of miles from home, he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he has found himself on.

Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the beach, another survivor from the crash. He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he gives her the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs into life. As she wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it is...its Kylie Minogue!

Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on the island, they fall madly in love. One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new

found love sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a look of sorrow on his face. She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong. "Kylie," he says, "The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've found this island paradise. We have all the food and water we could require, and I have you, but still I can't help feeling there's something missing."

Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll do anything".
"Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?"
"OK"
"And my trousers?"
"OK"

At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the ground, and draws a neat moustache on her lips. "OK... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off the other way and meet you half way."

"OK dear, whatever will make you happy?"

So off they set. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a sprint, runs up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts:

"Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging'!!

I try to chip away as I know the glorious cow has a kind loving nature - just like the irrepressible duck

We need to finely tune it a bit more methinks

menty
but I fear we will never escape

Scatts I'm onto it  

menty

LOL @ I've been stealthed from a Shabby fan into a JJ fan!!   I can't stand the guy but what the hell, he's one of the best in there.  Do we get new avatars or what?

No problems... I know it's just the stress