He's not a bad looking bloke (despite his individual features rebelling against each other)..... he's just so........ wet.
He's a great HM though.... he's someone I can enjoy disliking without it spilling into irrational hate.
I knew he would be Maz..... you have previous form
He's not a bad looking bloke (despite his individual features rebelling against each other)..... he's just so........ wet.
He's a great HM though.... he's someone I can enjoy disliking without it spilling into irrational hate.
He's not a bad looking bloke (despite his individual features rebelling against each other)..... he's just so........ wet.
He's a great HM though.... he's someone I can enjoy disliking without it spilling into irrational hate.
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I knew he would be Maz..... you have previous form
I'm definitely not predictable. Also, I'm a fan of him in the suit he had to wear for the standup thing last night 
Evening Shabby Shaksters... I had unexpected visitors 
.. thrown my whole doing mostly bugger all this afternoon plans awry !!
Z.
.. thrown my whole doing mostly bugger all this afternoon plans awry !!Z.
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Also, I'm a fan of him in the suit he had to wear for the standup thing last night
*books Maz an emegency appointment at the opticians*
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I had unexpected visitors .. thrown my whole doing mostly bugger all this afternoon plans awry !!
I really really hate it when this happens! Especially if you just have to sit with family all day and not really do much but just listen to others talking. Reference:
*books Maz an emegency appointment at the opticians*
I think it's for the best
Z.
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Ben's quite up there in the attractive list for me. It's the hair that does it...and the voice!
SPECSAVERS APPT FOR MAZ..... ASAP! 
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I'm definitely not predictable.
No need..... I will lick him clean!
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SPECSAVERS APPT FOR MAZ..... ASAP!
Oh poor Ben
Awww Maz. 
Don't worry we're used to your wierd crushes now 
*wonders how on earth Maz ended up on the good ship Newmark.......and not the Mikey motorboat*
Don't worry we're used to your wierd crushes now *wonders how on earth Maz ended up on the good ship Newmark.......and not the Mikey motorboat*
Not convinced but here goes.....
Z.
Z.
now she looks like a chick with a dick Z!!
I like it! although the bottom bowler could do with increasing in size by... oooh.... 300%
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*wonders how on earth Maz ended up on the good ship Newmark.......and not the Mikey motorboat*
What on earth's the Mikey motorboat? 
you know...
the scottish, chilli eating, visually impaired housemate .....
the sprout chew & spitting housemate
the bogey rolling housemate
I could go on...
the scottish, chilli eating, visually impaired housemate .....
the sprout chew & spitting housemate
the bogey rolling housemate
I could go on...
He didn't actually have a motorboat. But it wouldn't have made sense if I'd said "and not the Mikey"
Bye Shackers.
But it wouldn't have made sense if I'd said "and not the Mikey" Bye Shackers.
bye Ducks...
don't do anything I wouldn't do!
don't do anything I wouldn't do!
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don't do anything I wouldn't do!
hmmmmm Z.
Ohohoho I see, him! Yes well, there were a few times when I had to check myself maybe when he was looking a bit more dishevelled and remind myself that it was Mikey and he was awful
*feels she may be cast out now*
See you later Ducks
*feels she may be cast out now*
See you later Ducks
Let the fact that no one answered you for six hours be a lesson to you young lady. 
OMG OMG I've been bowlered
haha....
it looks good on you low...
your bowlers jiggle a lot don't they?
*wonders if Zaph did that on purpose*
it looks good on you low...
your bowlers jiggle a lot don't they?
*wonders if Zaph did that on purpose*
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OMG OMG I've been bowlered
Well and truly!
They do juggle don't they not too sure about about the front bottom one
not too sure about about the front bottom one
it looks like its pivoting on something!
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it looks like its pivoting on something!
There's only my beaver in there
Who'd have thunk it? Two weeks ago we couldn't give the things away, now it's all the rage to wear three!
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There's only my beaver in there
well you should tell it to stop waving its tail about! Reference:
Two weeks ago we couldn't give the things away, now it's all the rage to wear three!
innit!Bowlermania!
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Bowlermania!
The kids are wearing em now
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I was defending Gel's taste in men....... then she only went and proved me wrong
I don't normally go for the floppy haired adonis look, but there's a vulnerability about Ben too, makes him sweet
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I have to say, Ben's quite up there in the attractive list for me. It's the hair that does it...and the voice!
someone else then with a huge amount of taste in this ole shack, that's two of us then Reference:
well you should tell it to stop waving its tail about!
Morning
I'd like to say the jiggling about was deliberate.. sadly no .. more down to being a bit crap at animation
Z.
I'd like to say the jiggling about was deliberate.. sadly no
.. more down to being a bit crap at animation Z.
Lol
Is this some kinda bizarre remake of A Clockwork Orange place or just a fan club??
Is this some kinda bizarre remake of A Clockwork Orange place or just a fan club??
Muf you would fab in a bowler!
It's kind of a fan club....kind of a prison.
It's kind of a fan club....kind of a prison.
1. Ducky*****
2. Ditty****
3. Xochi
4. Moomin*
7. Darlo****
8. Lainy****
9. Scatters.
10. MENTY ***************** (345638295473627 pips)
11. MrsB +
12. Videostar ***************************************************************
13. Suzy
14. Ikataili****
15. James
16. Maths *
17. DAME ANN *
18. Shizzle. *
19. Jackson *
20. Olly *
21. Barney *
22. Mary *
23. Gel. ***** (loves the Shabbster like her own)
24. Blizzie*
25. Taboo ***************
26. Liverbird ****
27. Ickle ******* (extra pips for appreciating the hat! )ïŧŋ
28. Baz *********************************************************** (requested pips)
29. Spidermonkey. *
30. Trixy. ****ïŧŋ
31. Dancesettee ******* (extra special pips for defense of the Shabby one)
32. Rawky-Roo *
33. Tayto. ****
34 Hoochie**
35. Ros***************************************************************
36. Crunchy Nuts*****
37. Amythist *
38. Low *
39. MrM&PP **
40. The Devil in Diamante *
41. Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead. ****
42. EvelynWilliams. *
43. Tom
44. Muf *
2. Ditty****
3. Xochi
4. Moomin*
5. Zaph *************** *******
6. VD*7. Darlo****
8. Lainy****
9. Scatters.
10. MENTY ***************** (345638295473627 pips)
11. MrsB +
12. Videostar ***************************************************************
13. Suzy
14. Ikataili****
15. James
16. Maths *
17. DAME ANN *
18. Shizzle. *
19. Jackson *
20. Olly *
21. Barney *
22. Mary *
23. Gel. ***** (loves the Shabbster like her own)
24. Blizzie*
25. Taboo ***************
26. Liverbird ****
27. Ickle ******* (extra pips for appreciating the hat! )ïŧŋ
28. Baz *********************************************************** (requested pips)
29. Spidermonkey. *
30. Trixy. ****ïŧŋ
31. Dancesettee ******* (extra special pips for defense of the Shabby one)
32. Rawky-Roo *
33. Tayto. ****
34 Hoochie**
35. Ros***************************************************************
36. Crunchy Nuts*****
37. Amythist *
38. Low *
39. MrM&PP **
40. The Devil in Diamante *
41. Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead. ****
42. EvelynWilliams. *
43. Tom
44. Muf *
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44. Muf *
Could you not slip me in a bit higher??
Lol*edit*
You will just have to recruit some more members Muf.
I'm off to worship the sun for a bit...while I'm gone get yourself a hat! You stick out like a sore thumb in here without one
See you later