In a couple days, I get some money... I'm gonna buy a bowler.
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Is she?
I thought she was.... she was upper 6th... I have just been told she is having a gap yah.... an at home gap yah!
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Is she?
not reaaaally... shell visit... but shes going into her gapyah 
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enough of the text-speak smileys!!
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I have just been told she is having a gap yah.... an at home gap yah!
I'm pretty sure she's gonna visit us every week... atleastNONONO MY TV JUST DIED! - wait, nevermind, it was their side
eh up.. they have nuked BB 
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In a couple days, I get some money... I'm gonna buy a bowler.
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NONONO MY TV JUST DIED!
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I'm pretty sure she's gonna visit us every week... atleast
*visit minski 
FOR MORE WOOD SEX. Wha, whosaid that???
FIX!!!
OFCOM!!!!
OFCOM!!!!
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*steaaaaall*
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Get down wid da kidz yeeer
Allow me to introduce you to the alphabet..ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVQWXYZ
You might find AEIOU come in particularly handy
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Do we need to light some candles and have a sing along?
we reckon they cut transmission cos Ben lost it under the pressure to perform... came out of the doors all frothing at the mouth... eyes rolling.... running like a manic zombie! 
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Allow me to introduce you to the alphabet..
Oh trust i know the alpahbet... i can say it backwards in 3 seconds and besides i talk surrey now anyway
ha ha ha ... back to the tape.. bit of a give away
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and besides i talk surrey now anyway
I grew up in Surrey Z.
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I grew up in Surrey
Sandy Lane, Cobham?
They probably cut it just to run through his standup incase he was racist or swore badly or something.
Ben obviously didn't go to Toastmasters ...
Brave bloke
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oh god... my toes have curled up into me undercarriage I am cringing so much...
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Sandy Lane, Cobham?
Sandy Lane in Esher No.. Kingston Upon Thames..er....yah
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Marks and Spencers model??? HUH? No ben, you've never been Twiggy...
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No.. Kingston Upon Thames..er....yah
Errrrm... is that just kingston? Cause I know there... I've been there a few times... went to tgi's there 
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Errrrm... is that just kingston? Cause I know there... I've been there a few times... went to tgi's ther
Did you see a wide strip of water with several bridges built over it? Well.. that was THE THAMES 
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I don't like surrey...
am scared!
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we just frightened the dog with our screechy girly YES cry!
Bye Bye pre-breakdown Amy Winehouse! No-one liked you!
Wow
And the scruff goes marching ON ON ON!
And the scruff goes marching ON ON ON!
I don't really want her to be boo'd though....
We live to fight another day .. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Did you see a wide strip of water with several bridges built over it? Well.. that was THE THAMES
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I don't like surrey..
I do fit booooys
YES SHABBY
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I don't really want her to be boo'd though....
Neither do I, she certainly wasnt the worst HM... I want JJ, Ife and Nathan gone