barney, I know your new, but discuss our plans in our thread.......
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barney, I know your new, but discuss our plans in our thread.......
*Goes to read thread *Z.
*quickly camouflages Peter the spudbear*
I miss these crisps soooooo much! they were my fave flavour!
&... you can roast us, gun us down, smash us, dissect us...
but the power of the Bowler protects us!
we are immortal! mwaaaah mwaaaah mwaaaah *RUBS HANDS EVILLY*
but the power of the Bowler protects us!
we are immortal! mwaaaah mwaaaah mwaaaah *RUBS HANDS EVILLY*
*deep fries bowler hats*
with the cunning disguise of the Bowler hat removed.... I peel back my chest hide to reveal.....
SUPER COW!
SUPER COW!
but hasnt super cow always dreamed of being a horse 
*sets off on mission to destroy fascinators*
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we are immortal! mwaaaah mwaaaah mwaaaah *RUBS HANDS EVILLY*
shouldnt that be mooo ha haaaaaReference:
but hasnt super cow always dreamed of being a horse
thats not super cow.... that's Mary!!
we lubs Mary! But she is not super cow!
46 pages....
is this the longest current BB housemate fan thread?
is this the longest current BB housemate fan thread?
mary is one super cow
super cow mehhh
you will be "wotsitsed" into oblivion
super cow mehhh
you will be "wotsitsed" into oblivion
I have evil plans for later
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we laugh in the face of evil 
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we laugh in the face of evil
Right up until the point where you no longer have a face with which to laugh..MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I like scabby to. OK so she is a loud mouthed show off... AND??? aren't they all
OK so she is a loud mouthed show off... AND??? aren't they all Reference:
OK so she is a loud mouthed show off... AND??? aren't they all
'xactly ! 
the more Shabby hate I read - the more I support her!
'Witch on the list then
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THE WMD ROLLS INTO ACTION................
First it sends out constant sunshine rays at the BB producers saying "confiscate the hat, confiscate the hat, confiscate the hat.............."
AND THEN OUR STATE OF THE ART SUNSHINE OOMPAHLECTORNATOR WILL MAKE YOU EAT YOURSELVES
*fava beans and nice chianti sold seperately"
First it sends out constant sunshine rays at the BB producers saying "confiscate the hat, confiscate the hat, confiscate the hat.............."
AND THEN OUR STATE OF THE ART SUNSHINE OOMPAHLECTORNATOR WILL MAKE YOU EAT YOURSELVES
*fava beans and nice chianti sold seperately"
ha ha ha... well done DS
BUT
A world of pain awaits you!!
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BUT
A world of pain awaits you!!
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BRAVO!!!!!!
That's the best
That's the best
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A world of pain awaits you!!
i doubt if we will be reacting as drastically as your girlie is on E4+ at the moment mwahahahahahahahahahahah! go for the Oscar bitch! and blame your supporters for forcing our hand
DS ... don't want to worry you but that crazed monkey-drummer keeps following you around
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Well I am DS's General......
I know a monkey-drummer when I see one.. if you prefer General monkey-drummer
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I do yes.
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don't want to worry you but that crazed monkey-drummer keeps following you around
go chew your stick...Rover
You could just be a wuss monkey drummer then that crate with WMD on must be your living quarters
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go chew your stick...Rover
a) It's Rufusb) I can chew soft furnishing too you know!!
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wuss? WUSS!? WUSS!!!!?!?!?! 
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go chew your stick...Rover
a) It's Rufus
b) I can chew soft furnishing too you know!!
a) It's Rufus
b) I can chew soft furnishing too you know!!
i'm sure you can chew a lot of things Scooby-Doo
This is the strangest thread I have EVER been in
Reference: Ding Dong
This is the strangest thread I have EVER been in
no way! I absolutely refuse to believe that!
Anyways... under Ducky's rules... its your thread too now Ding Dong
hahaha! thats cool!
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Anyways... under Ducky's rules... its your thread too now Ding Dong
I will keep it clean, and keep staple gun fights to a minimum. Reference:
This is the strangest thread I have EVER been in
I generally take that as a compliment Right DS.. I am back home now... so beware!!!
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so beware
whooooooooo 
