I will escape *peals of maniacal laughter*

Oh lord... we don't have a synchronised mattress full do we?

I think I might stroll off into the woods to wrestle a grizzly bear... for relaxation


Z.

PMSL Zaph!

nah!  but you going all devil duck is a handy reminder for me to add a few bits n bobs to my next weeks shopping list! 

Just relax Ros..... you'll give yourself wrinkles

Glad to be of service.

its handy!    not been caught out since we came over to Gaga! 

*takes keys to JCB from Ros tsk tsk*

Time for the 'Night John Boy/Girl [delete where applicable]'

Now .. about that.. the 'delete where applicable' bit you get on forms that could be read as delete the applicable terms.might explain some bizarre medical checks I get invited to...

Right .. off to the woods.. Night Shabaholics


Z.

hmmm.... I have got a yearning for a cheese & onion crisp sandwich!

NIght Z

*sprints to bar to see if I can beat him there*

Noooooooo don't mention crisp sandwiches!

I'm glad you're going to bed Zaph....... in a good way I mean! It's reminded me what time it is

Night Shabby chic-sters.

night Zaphod

night ducky

Night Ducks!

*trundles off to get crisp sandwich*

*drags the Shack out of the mud though who knows why as my lofty reputation seems to have been flung in it! *

My friend was a uni friend who loves tennis like I do!  This is how bad rumours start on a forum  

*meanwhile, back in drooling land...* 

tennis? 

well I am not gonna get my vicarious jollies off that am I?

More fool you!  

Safe haven luv!

well... best I go get into bed....   the warthog symphony seems to have finished...  if I am quick I might get to sleep before the walrus overture begins!

Night Xochi (who I am now seeing in the style of that tennis poster) 

I KNEW I was tempting fate posting that....

Mr Ditty has just kicked off into a llama in pain style encore!  

I will just have to go in and play hardball (NO PUN AT ALL INTENDED)...  hard ball of my foot in his shin!

Awww... ya see, I can almost imagine that sounding pleasant!!  

*scurries off for sounds to send Ditty off to sleep...*

If it takes a whale *snigger* I'll be back anon! Goodnight Shockers! Shackers!  

Another song for Shabby.
This time it's set to traditional english FOLK music. Lutes and flutes. CATCHY too

Shabby a child of London town
The seething place - you know around
Waterloo sunset, the London Eye
Pink Floydian pigs o'er Battersea

The Globe, a theatre of delight -
A place to dream before the night
Pavement sing-song, Westminster Abbey
The silver screen beckoned Shabby

Another way! Wat Tyler's scion
Another style!  Anarchist - nigh on
Shabby - graft and grit and grime
Maybe you're made for other time

Z.

That's way too upmarket for a Shabby Shack Zaphod!

oh god she's here for another week 

Bliddy hell, I'm not coming in here tonight can you imagine what the duck and bird will be like, they'll be handing out pips left, right and centre

 

I'm avoiding the thread, hoping that when they update the list they miss our names off Menty 

Not a chance





Z.

There's no hope for us hostages Shabby fans then 

hahaha!

I don't think she's have been evicted even if she hadn't won the immunity.   Just as I was getting fed up with her... the public seemed to be warming to her!

She has had extremely favourable HL edits!

BUT... this Friday is gonna be a good one!!!    I think Mario is safe...   so its Gollum, Dave or Ben!

I am ecstatic whichever one it is!    All three are a total waste of rations and some of the poorest examples of men I have ever come across....

...& I have come across some pretty poor examples

Pips are obviously no longer working as motivational tools for Dame & Menty....

I think it might be time to use the BOLD & UNDERLINE...  

Or....  an employee of the month type thing....

Shack Rack of the Day perhaps!

 

quick hi & bye, tennis has sorta taken over for now 

That sounds extremely painful  Ditty I may try to attend the shack more frequently, I've come to the conclusion until the Shabbiness goes we're gonna have to comply adhere to the Greenham Commonness of the shack. 

Ooo do I have to look for torture equipment too?


Z.

I hadn't been thinking of that type of rack...  but if that's your preference!

Somehow... I knew that





Z.

It's not my preference  I feel well tears when I see a gimp mask in sex shops my local supermarket, I'm your top coward 

Hahahaha Dame!

*wonders which Supermarket Dame shops at*

 see I bought one >>>>>>  buy one get one free, Netto