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Oooh...you are so more organised than me!
yes... thats the line you spun me when explaining why I should be number 2.You set the vision you said... I deal with the tea & toilets front line implementation
You set the vision you said... I deal with the tea & toilets front line implementation
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You set the vision you said..
There's a vision? 
Do you mean the one about Rex falling for me and dumping MrsB cos I look hotter in a bowler?
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There's a vision?
yes.... as the leader you always say there is a vision! Very few people will be that interested to continue the conversation and ask what vision it is. Those that do can be fobbed off with "I will email you a copy of the corporate brochure".Guaranteed they will never chase that up!
I demand a corporate brochure and an explanation of the vision 'drums fingers'
*Awaits Mission Statement*
Z.
Z.
Oh crap.
I will email it to you Menty 
I think I have your email address..... it's Mentalshabbylover@Ishareamattresswithacow.co.uk isn't it?
I think I have your email address..... it's Mentalshabbylover@Ishareamattresswithacow.co.uk isn't it?
no probs Menty....
I will email it to you when the shacks dial up has connected!
I will email it to you when the shacks dial up has connected!
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*Awaits Mission Statement
*sits on hands to prevent a relapse into mgmt bollocks*
Still waiting and I have more duck jokes and I'm not afraid to use them
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Mentalshabbylover@Ishareamattresswithacow.co.uk isn't it?
still waiting for a connection Menty...
weeeeeeeeee wooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeee wooooooooooo bing bong bing bong drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
weeeeeeeeee wooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeee wooooooooooo bing bong bing bong drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ok.... if Shabby does manage to get back into the shack....
she ain't sleeping on our mattress!
if she does then bagsy she goes Menty's side!
she ain't sleeping on our mattress!
if she does then bagsy she goes Menty's side!
Z.
You read my mind Zaph
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ok.... if Shabby does manage to get back into the shack.... she ain't sleeping on our mattress! if she does then bagsy she goes Menty's side!
I don't think so Sonny Jim!!! 
hi every body
*bows to ducky and Ditty*
Lovin shabby, Lovin Shabby
*bows to ducky and Ditty*
Lovin shabby, Lovin Shabby
Someone can tell Baz she can stop running on the mill wheel now... we no longer need the interweb connection... Zaph shouted it!
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Lovin shabby, Lovin Shabby
... you can share a mattress with her then!
Just how big is this mattress?
Z.
Z.
hahahaha! at the jelly eating!
I have been to a few of MrD's friends weddings where there have been similar challenges with the desert.
I won the profiterole one.... everyone had to eat it with arms behind back BUT you were not allowed to eat the mint leaf that was decorating the top of it!
our table was the rowdy table!
I have been to a few of MrD's friends weddings where there have been similar challenges with the desert.
I won the profiterole one.... everyone had to eat it with arms behind back BUT you were not allowed to eat the mint leaf that was decorating the top of it!
our table was the rowdy table!
3'6" it gets very cosy!
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ou can share a mattress with her then!
no thanks as second first in command - the pleasure is yoursI have been converted - I think I may leave now - please knock my name off the list - as much as it upsets me
Duckeeey!
Another quit to threat, that is really a bluff for a pip increase!!
Another quit to threat, that is really a bluff for a pip increase!!
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3'6" it gets very cosy!
..and today's award for "It can be taken out of context" goes to....Z.
Nice try Ros
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..and today's award for "It can be taken out of context" goes to....
'Takes a bow'
A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do with them. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from here and that's where you should take them. That should take care of your problem." The man thanks the officer and drives off with the ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" "I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" "I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"
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please knock my name off the list
Er... we have gone into this in some detail.. you know how the teeth in a shark's mouth point backwards so once in its grip it is almost impossible to escape? Well then... need I say more? Z.
besides which.... anyone who has taken the trouble to hike all the way to the shack... to then declare they don't want to be in the shack are just being humble!
it would be cruel to take them literally!
it would be cruel to take them literally!
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Nice try Ros
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esides which.... anyone who has taken the trouble to hike all the way to the shack... to then declare they don't want to be in the shack are just being humble! it would be cruel to take them literally!
- but i mean it *PLEADING SMILEY*Will ask ducks
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u know how the teeth in a shark's mouth point backwards so once in its grip it is almost impossible to escape? Well then... need I say more?
thats quite a harsh description.....
Its more like a chinese finger trap...
Its more like a chinese finger trap...
I prefer the teeth.
That's what this place is lacking....... blood.
That's what this place is lacking....... blood.
lol!
*refrains from posting any comments about eggs*
*refrains from posting any comments about eggs*
I think it is always wise to have a broad range of detention procedures to engender a high degree of observance and compliance
Z.
Z.
but gets the corporate transport out of the carport!
