Z.

HAHAXZ

ZX!!! 

Gotta go again tho'... got a friend over... Laters maybe... 

Take your bomb with ya Xochi

No wonder I hadn't heard of it!

The one Xochi posted was recorded the year I was born!  

Its not very catchy is it

Whooop!   Go Xochi

I am liking your style goddess...    no hanging around...  boot em out and get to keep the bed to yourself! 

I haven't clicked on it yet. Should I bother?

I was wondering if she meant that kind of "friend"!

XOCHI.........REMEMBER THE WALLS OF THE SHACK ARE ONLY THIN!!

Generally speaking you don't give someone on suicide watch a load of Leonard Cohen CDs to keep them company


Z.

Dunno what you're complaining about...   Xochi is one of the five shack sisters I have to share the mattress with! 

We have to let her have her turn at the end of the mattress & put the pillow (sack stuffed with socks) over our heads & hum the 1812 overture! 

Mind you... if she takes liberties & doesn't get on with, Menty will start telling jokes and that usually sorts out any lust overtime issues!

I have come to the difficult decision that I would like to resign from the Shabby Club forthwith.

hmmm.. I'm guessing I get the rocking chair on the porch


Z.

I'm afraid we will be playing the 'Hotel California' defence


Z.

I really thought it was worth a try Zaphod

yep.... but you get to choose  between....

 or  


though... as I have supplied the round the necky bit....  you could actually do both!

Now you come to mention it......

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...

"S**t" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.

too kind, Ditty ... that should be enough to keep you all awake .. and frighten off any wildlife


Z.

oooh!    I know Scatts doesn't really want to leave...   this must a ploy for a pip increase!!!

*files for Ducky to review*

 Menty!!!

You've come a long way in 24 hours!

That joke didn't come out of the children's 1000 jokes book did it!

Nope Ditty, neither did this one...

A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"


Do you think Ducky is ready to let me leave yet?

Seriously Scatts.......was it really worth typing that lot out?

*rubberstamps Scatts 10 pip increase*

hell no!

you're on a retainer for the whole season!

No way are we getting rid of you now. If you can go from udderneath to that in 24 hours you're a keeper!

Would it help if we told you we evicted Shabby from the Shack days ago!

Lets be honest we never let her in in the first place

There were three pigs.

The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"

Even ducky's not that desperate

Tis true... but then she's in the BB house....

we saw an opportunity to squat in the squatters squat and went for it!

One for Ducky......

Customer: How much is that duck?
Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.
Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?
Shopkeeper: I'm sorry, but you'll have to take the whole bird.

OK. I suppose it isn't catchy in the usual sense. I must try harder. Yes, I must.
I'll have to think of something catchy like YELLOW SUBMARINE or DONTCHA.
Once again, I'll sleep on it.

Noooo!   I meant nothing by that!

I was showing my ignorance really.  I have of course heard of Leonard Cohen.. but am not well listened enough to be familiar with his work.

Your lyrics were fab!

Evening peeps thought I'd better stop by

well done Loverbird!

*marks off LB in the parole book*

Your absence had been noted LB.

Still liking the Shabby one I hope?

Oooh...you are so more organised than me!