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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog? A. Where you left it.
More pips for Menty!!!*loads customised staple gun*
*loads customised staple gun*
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what has no arms, no legs & can't swim?
I don't know, what has no arms, no legs & can't swim?
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Ros's hat has arrived!
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I don't want a hat
Trust me...with a forehead like that...you do! 
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what has no arms, no legs & can swim?
Bob? 
Strolling off into the Shabtastic Sunset.. Night Shabaholics
Z.
Evenin'
you missed the answer to my joke...
a brick!!!
(I am assuming the lack of side splitting laughter is cos you thought I was calling one of yous lot a brick!... In a famous five kinda way)
a brick!!!
(I am assuming the lack of side splitting laughter is cos you thought I was calling one of yous lot a brick!... In a famous five kinda way)
One more before I go to bed...
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
I'd better be off that list now Ducky or I will be back
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
I'd better be off that list now Ducky or I will be back
Reference: Traitor!!!!!!!!!!
Evenin'
Evenin' 
Menty... you have revealed talents that now make you indisposable to the SS!
You should be promoted to SS Moral Officer!
of course with promotion... there will be more pips...
You should be promoted to SS Moral Officer!
of course with promotion... there will be more pips...
Oooops... me manners!
Night Night Z
Helllooooooooo Xochi!
(we obviously have our end of alphabet members on a shift rotation)
Night Night Z
Helllooooooooo Xochi!
(we obviously have our end of alphabet members on a shift rotation)
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I'd better be off that list now Ducky or I will be back
Well if you're still on the list of course you will be back. You live here. 
Night Menty.
You have taught me to appreciate the art of a good joke
Have a good woosh Zaph
Reference: 
(we obviously have our end of alphabet members on a shift rotation)
If I'd known we were staying I'd have baked a cake... 
hahaha!
I like that cake....
I like that cake....
You have no idea how much I could say about this Duckster!
... but it would use a banned word and a feathered bird that rhymes! 
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Ros... I got your hat express delivered... I was concerned... your forehead looks cold!
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but it would use a banned word and a feathered bird that rhymes!
you have no idea how long I spent trying to work it out using words that rhymed with stunt! I was there once I gave up on that banned word!
night Zaphod
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you have no idea how long I spent trying to work it out using words that rhymed with stunt!
Dare you to find a bird that does though!
Ooops! Didn't say it in the bar, as I haven't dropped in tonight... so NiteZX! 
I'm off to bed. Keep an eye on that Xochi Ditty. She seems a bit ....... destructive.
Night Shabby dabby doos
Night Shabby dabby doos
night 
Night Ducks....
I am distracted atm...
Russell is on Chatty Man (on C4+1) *swoons*
& am searching for birds that rhyme with stunt!
I am distracted atm...
Russell is on Chatty Man (on C4+1) *swoons*
& am searching for birds that rhyme with stunt!
Nite Duckster Duck'nor... *hears slamming of cell doors echoing around forum*
Ros! Run! You're being swallowed by a black snake!
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Dare you to find a bird that does though!
there aren't any! which is a massive oversight considering the amount of tits, boobies, cocks, thrushes, honeyeaters
& shags!my fave is the red-rumped parrot though!
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my fave is the red-rumped parrot though!
Oooo! I hope El Loro doesn't see that!
aw... I will have to find him a pic now...
to say I am a little disappointed is an understatement!
I agree! My version shows a bit more red, but not really rumpish imo. 
its nowhere near the birds rump ... and whilst I am thinking birds probably don't have a lot of rump, whatever rump they have would surely be under the tail feathers wouldn't it?
that red patch is on its kinda the lower back region....
its the red lumbared parrot or red lower backed parrot!
that red patch is on its kinda the lower back region....
its the red lumbared parrot or red lower backed parrot!
OK FOLKS D'YA remember I had another song for Shabby??????
YA DO?
Well, here it is - this time set loosely to Leonard Cohen's SUZANNE:
Shabby has a home, a place across the river
She's just a little crazy, a'hither and a'thither
Theatre she loves, a cinema of truth
Shabby lives out life 'neath alternative roof
Shabby's on a wavelength, a post-Marxian sprite
No sittin' in an office suffused with neon light
She's making her own statement and cops a load of flak
But there's always time to shelter inside the shabby shack
YA DO?
Well, here it is - this time set loosely to Leonard Cohen's SUZANNE:
Shabby has a home, a place across the river
She's just a little crazy, a'hither and a'thither
Theatre she loves, a cinema of truth
Shabby lives out life 'neath alternative roof
Shabby's on a wavelength, a post-Marxian sprite
No sittin' in an office suffused with neon light
She's making her own statement and cops a load of flak
But there's always time to shelter inside the shabby shack
Excellent, Taboo
Z.
Z.
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Excellent, Taboo
FANKOO Z!Reference:
this time set loosely to Leonard Cohen's SUZANNE:
I don't know that one 
It makes an excellent poem though
What a great song/poem - shame it's about Shabby
This is the song 'Suzanne' by Leonard Cohen. A cheerful ditty I think you'll find... Sorry Ditty...
