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but ditty - you are such a fab cow doesn't quite work
It does so work! 
but glorious cow works even better!
but glorious cow works even better!
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udderneath
Keep that up and you'll soon be off the list 
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She wants to look udderneath
hahaha!boom boom!
Ok....Ditty can be in charge of laughing nicely at the members jokes. 
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Keep that up and you'll soon be off the list
REALLY!!!' Goes to find sons corny gag book'
Oh god what have I done?
a fab duck and a glorious cow - NOW can I come off the list
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EALLY!!!' Goes to find sons corny gag book'
menty - you had better not get off this list with a couple of corny jokes
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members jokes
read this as the jokes members
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
The one on the range.
...on a dark desert highway.... again
Z.
Z.
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*gets very long megaphone and shouts through letterbox... from bottom of driveway*
You may as well save your breath and come and make yourself comfy. Or as comfy as you can be in a shabby squatters shack.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
A. Where you left it.
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WANT OFF THE LIST!!
join the flippin queue - i fort the duck was a pushover - lubbly duck and the glorious cow just glorious BUT no I am still on that flippin list Reference:
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range.
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menty - you had better not get off this list with a couple of corny jokes
It might take more than a couple but I am determined
*covers ears from menty's jokes*
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
A. Pink fluff
Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
OMG - please let it stop
- please let it stop
Yellow and dangerous?
Z.
Z.
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I WANT OFF THE LIST!
Duckeeey!!!Baz is at the shack gate.... she says she wants promoting up the list!!
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Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Pink fluff holding it's breath
I actually like that one Reference:
Baz is at the shack gate.... she says she wants promoting up the list!!
Oooh 
*rushes off to get more pips*
1. Ducky*****
2. Ditty****
3. Xochi
4. Moomin*
5. Zaph ***************
6. VD*
7. Darlo****
8. Lainy****
9. Scatters. **
10. Menty ***************** (345638295473627 pips)
11. MrsB +
12. Videostar ***************************************************************
13. Suzy
14. Ikataili****
15. James*
16. Maths *
17. Dame Ann *
18. Shizzle. *
19. Jackson *
20. Olly *
21. Barney *
22. Mary *
23. Gel. *
24. Blizzie*
25. Taboo ***************
26. Liverbird ****
27. Ickle ******* (extra pips for appreciating the hat! )ïŧŋ
28. Baz *********************************************************** (requested pips)
29. Spidermonkey. *
30. Trixy. ****ïŧŋ
40. Dancesettee *
41. Rawky-Roo *
42. Tayto. ****
43 Hoochie**
44. Ros***************************************************************
2. Ditty****
3. Xochi
4. Moomin*
5. Zaph ***************
6. VD*
7. Darlo****
8. Lainy****
9. Scatters. **
10. Menty ***************** (345638295473627 pips)
11. MrsB +
12. Videostar ***************************************************************
13. Suzy
14. Ikataili****
15. James*
16. Maths *
17. Dame Ann *
18. Shizzle. *
19. Jackson *
20. Olly *
21. Barney *
22. Mary *
23. Gel. *
24. Blizzie*
25. Taboo ***************
26. Liverbird ****
27. Ickle ******* (extra pips for appreciating the hat! )ïŧŋ
28. Baz *********************************************************** (requested pips)
29. Spidermonkey. *
30. Trixy. ****ïŧŋ
40. Dancesettee *
41. Rawky-Roo *
42. Tayto. ****
43 Hoochie**
44. Ros***************************************************************
aren't the pips a good thing???
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
how come xochi has no pips??
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aren't the pips a good thing???
No!!Reference:
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
ca???
*still working very hard doing the Ducks grunt work*
DUCKEEEY!!
Ros's hat has arrived!
DUCKEEEY!!
Ros's hat has arrived!
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No!!
*Innocent look* Why???
one of my all time fave crap jokes...
what has no arms, no legs & can't swim?
what has no arms, no legs & can't swim?
DITTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - I don't want a hat
a brick!
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how come xochi has no pips??
Call yourself a member of SS? 
Go back and read the rules.
