Nooooooooooooo! It's not fabby dooozy!!! I had to hastily delete my last post before I left here last night, cos it was all sweary and CAPITALY!

I haven't dared step back through the door till now.

Evening Ducky 'n' Ditty & darlo

How on earth did he keep that secret, Ditty?


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PC!

Had a chicken tikka pasty earlier, they are lush.

You rang?

See, now you're stood too close again.

I knew that! 

I knew pent up forum frustration was the reason for your absence!

Who's the next target?.

an oversight apparently...    a casual "did I not tell you?  I am sure I have mentioned it before."

NO YOU DID NOT MENTION IT BEFORE I WOULD HAVE BLIDDY REMEMBERED!!!

I daredn't ask how long his mate has worked for BB...  

what if...   he worked there...   during BB9!

Reference: I knew that you'd know that!

I actually did some work today. I suppose it was about time........ I go back a week today!

Oh god.

I bet the staff on BB4 didn't crack a smile.

nooooooooooooooo!

I hate it when normality starts to show its ugly face at the end of the summer hols!

I bet there was a mass exodus of staff at the end of that series.

They all went to find something more exciting to work on....... like countdown

*hides behind KG*

Jeff Stelling is witty, and I inspect Rachel's legs.

I have noooo idea what any of that means, but I'm assuming it's because I haven't seen countdown for about 10 years.

my kids have developed a strange obsessive love of countdown!!!    They even get pens & paper ready for it! 

The excitement peaks when its the numbers one...     Ickle ends up with her nose pressed on the telly screen screaming the correct formula into the tellybox!

in an Ronnie Corbett kind of way! 

I don't watch much Countdown now.. I got bored of it big time like DOND

See if it was all  numbers I'd be there!

(ok, I probably wouldn't, not unless they got Dermy to present it or something).

Ok......I've been here and in the Hotel for just under an hour and I haven't felt like getting stabby with anyone yet......so I'm venturing out.

If I'm not back in 10 come and get me!

she's bloody good at the numbers one..   nearly always gets it spot on..   and all in her head!

oooh possible future job for her...   Carol Vordemann Countdown job!    (so long as she's allowed to giggle immaturely if the letters start to in any way spell something naughty..    such as poo...  actually not even naughty..  I could see her cracking up if it spelled cow or puke or something)

Nooooooooooooo Ducky!!!


Here & the hotel are not representative of the general forum mood!

Don't panic, I was distracted by the cat...... I haven't got out of the door yet.

which cat?

distracting you how?

does the cat still live?

I do hope that no taxi driver EVER allows Nikki in their cab again!!  

or.. only if they have eaten a bag of the original tortilla chips (they make for the worst breath )

The clingy cat.

He clung to my leg.

He is alive but banished to another room.

ION ... Showing my age..

Last night someone on Facebook put as their status 'is alive'

So I put 'Yeah.. but so is Gordon'

Now... before I give the first two wrong answers (no cheating by looking back).. who was I referring to? 


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The green room? With the lid and the little wheels?

hahahaha...

initially I had an image of the clingy cat..   face pressed up against the door... claws on the door...  with a "pleeeeeeese mummy... love me mummy" look on his face!

now I have the same image in my head...  but its of Peter Cat!

Or as Croc's joke today..

"I don't know what all the fuss is about, Top Cat lived in a dustbin for years"


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I have no idea...  

I will have a few guesses though...

Gordon the Gopher
Gordon the moron
Gordon Brown
Gordon's Gin!

I expect to be lynched now by all the 'animal lovers' tucking into their bacon sandwiches

I read that out to MrDItty...   he proper guffawed!

*hastens to add*

though I found both the wheelie bin cat related posts above highly amusing...   I do not condone the actions of the woman that put Lola the cat in the wheelie bin

Flash Gordon of course... Brian Blessed... tsk tsk





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