I need some special surgery knickers with "stooopid arse" written on the bum now! 

or... perhaps, given the position of the writing just "stooopid" will do!

indeedy! 

him & mr Pink top would both "get it"! 

(how old are these young men?    should I be ashamed of myself? )

Right.... I'm off out to take the Duds to get some new jeans.....then popping into Tesco on the way home to grab some snackies for tonight (any excuse )

See you in a bit


And if anyone sees Menty, grab her!

see ya soon Ducks 

I am off out for snackies (& copious amounts of alcohol) for tonight soon too.

 They're 'legal' Ditty: 28

wooohoo!

well & truly legal...     well and truly acceptable for the full Ditty treatment! 

phwoooaaaaaaaaaaarrr!

What are you like missus....they share a place together, can you imagine!

mmmmm... yes!

I can imagine!  

two for the price of one n all that !

right... I am popping to the shop... and to the doctors to pick up my repeat prescription.... then off to the chemist to wave goodbye to £22 in prescription charges 

Greedy buga, I was thinking that I could have the dark haired one

hahaha!

I think being "auntie" kinda rules you out of the running!   even for the mate..... can you imagine the post coital banter in their flat!

Gawd.. I thought I was past having to put the mop round in here

Afternoon All .. sorry to hear about the Op delay Ditty


Z.

hello

Can't you get one of those pre-paid certificate thingies?

That's shitty news Ditty

I had to have an MRI once and it wasnt very pleasant

*Hopes Z doesnt see me skiving off in here*

tsk tsk


Z.

I don't think I can...  cos its for painkillers & its supposedly short term.   Hubby has an exemption certificate for his diabetes meds...   I just have to stump up the fees.

  oooh!  I don't imagine it to be either.    What was the worst bit?   Being in the tube?   or was there pain involved?

Dont you tut at me I have finished my archaeological importance section

ha ha


Z.

It didnt hurt, and it might be different now coz I had mine when I was at university so about 15 years ago. They put you in a gown and you go on this platform and it moved you into the tube and there is a little mirror above your head so you can look at your eyes, they had a radio playing but when the scan starts it's like you are in a metal bin and someone is hitting it with a stick. Really loud banging. And I am no good at keeping still. The nurse told me to think of something nice and concentrate on it....all I could think about was this fella called Chris who I was having a thing with and what we had done after the Charity Shield  

It felt like I was in there for ages but am sure it just felt longer than it was.

I've known some people who've had one (including my boyfriend) who've said it was fine. Others not so. For myself, I'd prefer not to hear from others before I go in to something like that.

my only other point of reference for them has been seeing them go spectacularly wrong on "House" 

I reckon I can deal with the "tube" thing....   it shouldn't kick in my kind of clausrophobia... on account of their being abundant oxygen inside & outside the tube...   I ain't gonna drown or suffocate! 

my only worries now are the metal pins & rod in my arm...  & my engagement & wedding ring... which I haven't been able to get off for years...   I was deffo slimmer when I got married!

for Ditty, thats rubbish news about the op

I had a ring on that I couldnt get off and they just taped over it. Was just the noise thing I didnt like, and it might not be like that anymore.

ta Saz...    I am feeling better about it now...   twas the initial "stomach drop" reaction...  I was just getting myself mentally geared up to going in on the 7th...    so when that call came it sent me into a flat spin panic again.

I am feeling better now...   I tend to react strongly to stuff like this.. but I calm down quite quickly too!

back to sticking my head in the sand and not thinking about it for a while now...  til the MRI date comes through!

fabby do!! 

that what I was hoping they'd do.

Have a bit of ice cream to cheer yourself up From your son's tub

hahaha!

Son's tub was emptied within 24 hours!   I even let him have a couple of scoops out of mine this morning.

The rest is all mine....  all mine for tonight!!!  I am even going to let it sit for ten mins before diving in (saves me clearing up chunks of melting ice cream from the walls....  result of chiselling out rock hard ice cream...  it goes catapulting everywhere!)

We were discussing Ben & Jerry's in the office yesterday and I came to the conclusion I'm not really an ice cream person... I can take it or leave it. The Cherry Garcia was starting to get ice crystals it had been in the freezer that long  Chocolate on the other hand... *drool*

Right, I'm all snackied up. What time does it start?

8pm!

It's no good telling me that 23 minutes after I asked! I was resorting to google 30 seconds after I asked it.

Good though innit? Nearly three hours of BB! I soooo should have topped up my Phish food!

hahahaha!

is gonna be BB & Phish Food Fest!!

As long as it isn't a SloshFest I shall be happy

and...  it might, just might....  be a Rex Fest!

Oh god! That had slipped my mind!

I'd better polish off my Phish Food before he (possibly) goes in....... Phish Food dribbling down your chin is such a waste!

Gawd .. it sounds like I will need a mop AND wet wipes now


Z.

Hahahaha!

Well don't forget them! I don't want you spitting on a tissue instead

Hi you fake argumentative peeps.  

I'm interested if Coolio goes in tonight if the same people who complain about Johnny's treatment of women also dislike Coolio for the same reason.  (does that make sense)
Something tells me they won't.