I have Rufus looking at me now in pre-walk anticipation but I have a bloke here doing the regular service of my alarm system so he will have to wait .. this will confuse him.. 3pm walk is pretty much set in stone and you can set your watch by him

ION : He has stolen 3 tennis balls from other dogs in the last week... I need to take some with me now to compensate them if I get to see them again.


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Forget Ultimate BB....lets have Production Crew BB!

MrsB would watch it for sure!

Awwww poor Rufus!

So many dogs all aorund the country suffering a non-walkies fate today.

hahaha!  poor Rufus...   he will get worried that you don't know the time...  in his head its YOUR 3pm walk you are late for.

AJ would have already assigned blame to the alarm man..    in fact..   if the alarm man has a ladder, and/or wears a jumper that is remotely like a British Gas jumper...   AJ would already be ready to rip his throat out!

YES!   that would be so much better!

they could then have the "front of house" crew as the Big Brothers (cos realistically Davina, Dermot, George & Co would never agree to be in the house)...

THAT would be a much more fitting final send off!

ha ha the alarm man has saved us from a soaking... the heavens have opened and it is torrential rain here for the moment


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the neighbour wielding an evil power tool in the garden next door has saved me from being hypno-dogged for a few minutes.

AJ is now barking like a loon at the fence!  (the neighbour will be getting well pissed off! )

oooh... just checked out the weather forecast for where Ickle is....

is bleedin hot til Saturday...    on Sat & Sun its all heavy rain! 

I am not sure how I feel about that yet!      

oh bollox...  

I give in...  

I am gonna take the hound out

They are experienced yachters,  I'm sure they won't take any risks with your little girl

See you in a bit (well done AJ! ).

Alarm man gone... Rain stopped... Also taking hound out


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right...   I gave him a walk and a half!

that's it from me for the day...   Mr Ditty can take him for a bimble later!

now for a quick coffee...  then time to get the dinner on..    Chicken Korma tonight I think, with naan's, poppadoms, rice etc...    

then I am off duty ...   my services to the menfolk of this household will cease...  and I will settle down ready for the hour & a half big brother flood special that is on at 10pm tonight!


'CITING!

bloody hell!

BEN is back in the house!!!

housework here I come!

WTF? Good job I kept the toaster then


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Hello in here

I normally work Mon- Wed but this week I'm working Wed- Fri so I'm a bit confused!!

I'm being a bit lazy and not reading back so forgive me, I've been at an interview all day for a job I don't even want.
Watching last night's highlights put me off John James a little bit, I didn't like him at all last night ( I will only admit this here because I don't want to be jumped on)

Evening liverbird and Trixy


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Hi trixy and Zaph

Trixy - I felt the same way about JJ1

Evening all 

Evening Soozy


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*pops in quickly*

Trix!!  ello lovely!    and yeah...  I think there's a few of us that feel like that about JJ1   


ello everyone else...    I gotta go now...   I have been keeping dinner on hold...  cos the boys decided to start a mammoth inner tube replacement project ten mins before I was due to dish up!

Evening Shacksters xxxxx


Flitting about again!


Oh....and Vi is back  Don't get too excited yet!!!

Evening MrsB and Lockes


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'wanders around with smug face' 

So, no change there then Mental?


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Can you buy counterfeit deodorant? 

*sniff sniff*


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er... he'll be back...




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Oh dear ................John James is letting himself down a bit . Never mind .................if I could copy and paste the banner I would ...........i like the mean and moody look!

He is being a total prat tonight... 

I see none of them are mathematicians either..you can only give 100% !!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!122321


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yeah....  knew this was coming tonight....

I've moved him from the naughty step to the naughty cellar for time being

I have installed a HANGman noose in the cellar.

I hate it when people say 150% ............or similar. I'm surprised Boffin Andrew hasn't picked them up on it.

really Ducks?     which one? 

I'm bidding on a Burka on e bay.

Yeah ,, to be fair Soozy,, Andrew is only 83% awake


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How is that different from every night?

This one Ditty.