*hides behind Ditty *

*hangs onto door frame & locks legs in the "I will not be moved position" up against the shack threshold*

I ain't going out there..... noooooooooooooo!

*tickles Ditty until she lets go of the door frame and has to readjust her legs into the "I will not pee on the floor position"

Oh yes you are!

CHEATING!!!!

you've done this before...

........or had it done to me.

Hellooooooo, if you lot won't come to the JJ1 haters, the JJ1 haters will come to you 

I would use the sign Ducky if I had any idea how to take it off you 

there are no threads on the front page that are totally centred on the evilness of john james!!!


how typical is that!!   You made the sign... and for the first time in over two months... there is nowhere obvious to post it!

Heelllloooooooo Menty 

I sent out a memo 

I just right click on it in Ducky's post and copy it... then paste it in my reply box.

However, I have been told that not everyone is able to do this (& I have no idea why this is)

Yaaaaaaaay! Come here ya big JJ hater you.

I am more than willing to give you a step by step guide to stealing someone elses smiley.

All you have to do it ask.

Mr Ditty has just given me a big plate of noodles he has lovingly made for me....

so I will be very quiet for ten minutes....

but I will be watching, & reading...    

I swear you lot can spot when I am not looking


Evening Mental, Ducky 'n' Ditty ... next time? ... no comma!!!


Z.

I think you just squeezed my dinner out Ducky 

Show me in a couple of weeks 

Sorry Ditty just can't read what you are telling me, cot and piste, I no understandee 

Tis a talent I have cultivated. 

'snigger'

Evening Zaph

there will be tomorrow night when highlights show this afternoons outing outta the house 

Evening Shackies  

Evening MrsH

No idea what happened today.... suppose I will have to look at the C4 website


Z.

*starts nailing together a few more signs*

Hope you don't mind having a whole in the wall next to your place in the mattress Menty?

Evening MrsH. Can't wait to see the race.

I can tell you Zaph

JJ1 - having a moan about Corin whilst trying to dodge Josie kisses
Josie - trying to kiss JJ1 whilst ignoring what he says about Corin
JJ2 - licking JJ1 a**e and JJ1 enjoying it
Jo - changing the diary room door to a revolving one so it's easier for her to keep going in and saying she wants to go home
Corin - buzzin' and applying her makeup
Dave - complaining to anyone who will listen that BB hates him
Steve - welded to the sofa
Mario - trying to decide which of his many personalities he will be today
Sam - undermining everyone at every opportunity
Andrew - looking sternly at anyone who breaks the rules

If I've missed anyone it's because they are too boring to mention.

There you go Zaph saved you a C4 trip

I don't mind, I mean a bit of ventilation, just what the shack needs  'wonders how big the hole will be 

Thank you Mental

Sounds about right then


Z.

Guess


Z.

Speaking of live feed.......(just look away a second Menty).....Ditty did you see JJ1 and 2 in the outside shower together the other night? (a couple of nights ago I think??) JJ1 had that baseball cap on, the one with purple spray paint type writing on it.......turned back at a funny (but very cute) angle.


Oh....dear.....GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*makes the signs out of paper instead*

n...n...n...nnoooooooooo! 

Oh................. I don't think I've ever felt more sorry for anyone ever.

are you listening to live feed now Ducky?

Sam & Dave talking about people on the forums....    

Missed it

ha!  KNEW IT!!!

Mario has just described himself as a bird of paradise.... explaining the term means a young gay bloke who is spoiled rotten by all the old rich blokes!

Huzzah!

I saw JJ1 get into his leotard and I'm afraid you ladies are in for a disappointment, more camel hoof then meat and two vedge 

Have they called you tweenies yet? 

Ditty watched it too......and judging by her excitement at the time she wasn't disappointed. Mind you, she might have zoomed in to 500% again

rubbish Menty...   I saw him getting his kit off... standing there in his pants .... getting into his leotard... getting out of his leotard, getting into it again, taking it off again, and then getting into it again...

and I was not dissappointed!  

I'm hoping for a Menty sized hole 

It would take more than that!!

Ditty stop drooling on the sawdust!