Jo is NO cougar!       She's not groomed enough, not rich enough...    Cougars are the women that bed the attractive high school lad that does the garden or the pool boy....

they are uber confident...  and usually HOT!

hahaha...  I got distracted from the clothing critique when I read that... 

my mind was going "Rex, horn, Rex, horn, Rex has horn, Rex has the horn"

And there was me trying to be subtle!    

  

I think I had better just fit drainage grids into the flooring


Z.

could be just what the shack needs   I really don't fancy coming in here in my swim wear 

Do we have to wear swimwear now?

You could have warned me.......I'd have trimmed me feathers.

ello Ducks....

are you feeling better now?

if I don't respond when you return to this thread & give me a Duck health status update....

is cos I am in the middle of doing ma roots !

ello Ditty

Yeah, it was only a cold, nothing too dibilitating

How's the boy?

fine now...   he was fine by the next day!

minimal soiling of household furnishings & clothing...    so I got off lightly

hahaha!

I have just made a really crap joke & am dead proud of it....

hubby just came home, and walked down the drive carrying a plank ....

I said "oh look hubby has wood"   

Ickle paused.... then groaned.... then shreiked!

The question is.....what's he going to do with it?

Hi allSo much for my self imposed exile ................it's quite hard staying away really isn't it?

I'll just try and watch my step ..........should have learned after all these years when to keep my gob shut  

he's going to saw it into bits.... and then make some (public rights of) way markers! 

yeah... though there have been days recently when its been easier than normal

Sounds painful

I am trying to convince him that the job requires the expertise of Public Rights of Way Dog!

I've never managed it yet.

I'm an expert at spotting those threads where lightheartedness is frowned upon though

I'm considering posting this randomly across the forum......

Excuse me a moment.......... my cat attempted to sleep in the drainer, and has smashed what looks like the entire collection of plates in the house.

oh noes!!!

which cat....   nice cat or clingy cat?


my money is on clingy cat!

I LOVE this.....

Just when I turn my back again!!

Afternoon Soozy, Ditty 'n' Ducky

Excellent sign there

Toasters all prepared for Friday.. although I have a bit of a departure for JJ2 but don't think I will be needing it


Z.

afternoon Z...

I am in and out at the moment...    its Ditty female family members hair colouring day (in other words...  I can't do my hair without bleedin Ickle wanting in on the action)....




For Ducky

You guessed it.

He is the most clumsy cat in the world!!!!! I think he has a problem retracting his claws, so they're a little out ALL the time. It means when he jumps up anywhere, like the table, he slides across and knocks everything flying.

I can't have anything breakable in my living room at all!

I tell you what, if my sis does do the unthinkable and moves in with you know who when he buys his house, the first thing she can do is reclaim her cat.

Ooooh......I'm intrigued.

forget the pic...

New pressie for Ducky...



 or

  

I bet its bulging shorts related! 

You have no idea how tempted I am ........ he just smashed FOUR plates

I shouldn't get your hopes up


Z.

FOUR!!!

Pressure washer for kitty time!

booooooooooo!

Hoiking the Shack back to page 1....

and how has everybody been today?

I've bought Menty a pressie.....




Everytime she uses it out on the forum in response to a JJ1 post......I'll take off a pip.

OMG.... I never should have made it....I'm struggling with the temptation to use it already

*sits on hands*

HAHAHAHA!

actually there is only two weeks of BB left...

how much harm can it do?

We really should have a thorough last hurrah to our last hurrah!

Ok...... in that case...........


.....RACE YA!

ok then Ducky....  *nods enthusiastically*


*skids to stop at SHack door*

*watches Ducky from the safety of the SHack*