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This is going to shock you Ditty but I only drink about once or twice a year
don't have the Pimms then... I had Pimm's last night and its fruitiness is deceiving! I had a stonking headache this morning!
I had a stonking headache this morning!
I think I feel sick 
too much cake.........
too much cake.........
Is there more cake? 
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Blimey that's a cake and a half
good innit!Ignore the Happy Birthday Lillie bit... dunno who Lillie is... what she don't know about she will never miss!
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I think I feel sick too much cake
That's what you get for eating Mrs B's cakes 
Oi! Hands off 'til you have voted for Dave or Ben
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Cant decide who to vote for , need a bit of cake to help me focus
Have a slice while you choose between Dave or Ben, Amythist 
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Awww you all had cake without me. 
The cake was nice especially MrsB's 
Mmmm.... yeah. Actually can I change that to "Menty had cake without me" 
I think they kept my mouth full to stop me slating JohnJames
That's a good idea! A mutually pleasing arrangement I would imagine.
Right, I have to go visit my sis. I feel like I've neglected the shack the last couple of days, so I will be back with avengence later....... to continue the reign of terror to continue spreading the luurve. 
Morning Mental, Ducky 
Once again a simple comma comes to the rescue
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Once again a simple comma comes to the rescue
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Ben to go.
John James had a right rant last night, I agreed with most that he said from what I could hear and bless he does have it bad for Josie.
.John James had a right rant last night
, I agreed with most that he said from what I could hear and bless he does have it bad for Josie.
I heard that Darlo... & I too agreed with it
& yeah... much as I dislike Dave for all he is outside the house, inside the house its Ben that makes my blood boil...
so for me too, its Ben Out!
Dunno if it will happen though, and if its Dave then that's one hell of a consolation!
& yeah... much as I dislike Dave for all he is outside the house, inside the house its Ben that makes my blood boil...
so for me too, its Ben Out!
Dunno if it will happen though, and if its Dave then that's one hell of a consolation!
Dave is his friend, although the God stuff is annoying and I didn't like that YT video either but he's having fun in there and is much better without Ben.
Ben's just having dig after dig now at John James and Josie- '' Josie doesn't do no domestic work in the house now she's always in bed with Crocodile Dundee''.
*wanders in...sees all the cakes with Menty shaped bite marks....hopes Menty has bad belly ache....goes to sleep on floor*
Wake up Mrs B
I want some chocolate cake.
Ben to go.
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Ben to go.
Sorry Scatts. 
The Tweenie Bashers have driven me to it. 
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The Tweenie Bashers have driven me to it.
I can see why
you tweenie you!
From this day forth the Tweenie Bashers shall be know as Twoaps.
I am now convinced that they are all 80 years old and only like Ben cos they fancy him. And nothing they say will ever change my mind. Even in the face of indisputable evidence to the contrary. 
Play them at their own game I say. If the tweenies exist then so do the Twoaps.
I am now convinced that they are all 80 years old and only like Ben cos they fancy him. And nothing they say will ever change my mind.
Even in the face of indisputable evidence to the contrary. Play them at their own game I say.
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From this day forth the Tweenie Bashers shall be know as Twoaps. I am now convinced that they are all 80 years old and only like Ben cos they fancy him. And nothing they say will ever change my mind. Even in the face of indisputable evidence to the contrary. Play at their own game I say. If the tweenies exist then so do the Twoaps
Yayyyy
I would like to point out though that I certainly don't fancy Ben - I just find him amusing - however, I take your point and am prepared to back you up
Couldn't they just be Twerps?
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From this day forth the Tweenie Bashers shall be know as Twoaps. I am now convinced that they are all 80 years old and only like Ben cos they fancy him. And nothing they say will ever change my mind. Even in the face of indisputable evidence to the contrary. Play them at their own game I say. If the tweenies exist then so do the Twoaps.
Holy Moses!!!!All guns blazing then Ducks?
I too will back you up... I will right there... behind you... peeping over your shoulder
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Couldn't they just be Twerps?
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too will back you up... I will right there... behind you... peeping over your shoulder
Yeah, okay - I'll be right behind Ditty
*waits for Ducky to go out there & rampage*
there is one thread currently begging for it..
there is one thread currently begging for it..
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waits for Ducky to go out there & rampage* there is one thread currently begging for it..
I know exactly the one you mean
Actually, I'm fully prepared to stand up and say I quite like John James
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Actually, I'm fully prepared to stand up and say I quite like John James
YAY, well done Scatts!
(how long have you been harbouring this dirty little secret then?
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Wooo hooooo! 
We're officially a gang!
Three peeps makes a gang right?
You're gonna have to give me a while to prepare my rampage. I haven't caught up today yet.....
We're officially a gang!
Three peeps makes a gang right?
You're gonna have to give me a while to prepare my rampage. I haven't caught up today yet.....
WHOOOP!
Odds are getting better... John James odds have gone from 13/1 (so an implied probability of 7.14%) to 20/1 (implied probability of 4.76%) in half a day!
Bens are shortening... 1/2 (so 66.23%) to 40/85 (67.57%)...
Andrew is currently at 19/1 (5%) Dave is at 9/4 (30.3%)
Odds are getting better... John James odds have gone from 13/1 (so an implied probability of 7.14%) to 20/1 (implied probability of 4.76%) in half a day!
Bens are shortening... 1/2 (so 66.23%) to 40/85 (67.57%)...
Andrew is currently at 19/1 (5%) Dave is at 9/4 (30.3%)