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....and a thing for the females of her own species. You should see how she ogles those udders
ok.... so my cow persona has had a few gay moments... 
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don't say that... you'll frighten her!
Ok I've braved the forum to stand up for our man twice tonight, I think that deserves a cheeky vodka.
All it needs is a scabby hat and an duck tail
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I think that deserves a cheeky vodka.
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I think that deserves a cheeky vodka.
Well if that's what you get for it doing it, I may have a go myself!
omg omg omg omg omg
how cute is he!! I want him I want him I want him!
Mr Ditty is coming round to the idea as well
how cute is he!! I want him I want him I want him!
Mr Ditty is coming round to the idea as well
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a Tamworth pig!
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and a bit of tamworth pig liver
Oh i'd love a pet pig! When I'm rich and famous I'm gonna have one.
Three times now...I'll make it a double
Three times now...I'll make it a double
He is pretty cute 
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I watched Midsomer Murders today and I now know what a Tamworth pig looks like and I also know that it was introduced in the 1800's but didn't become popular until the 1870s
ah... Menty does Tamworth pig trivia! 
sorry Dits' but Iurve liver & onion show me a pig and I can devise a hundred ways of eating it!
show me a pig and I can devise a hundred ways of eating it!
Unfortunately the Tamworth Pig is threatened in USA and vulnerable here in England. Not very popular I'm afraid 
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sorry Dits' but Iurve liver & onion
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Unfortunately the Tamworth Pig is threatened in USA and vulnerable here in England. Not very popular I'm afraid
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Tis ok.... I will keep them going!
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Tis ok.... I will keep them going!
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so do I... but lambs liver is by far superior!
But can't beat a pork chop
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Is she planning a cross breeding programme
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The children Ducky, think of the children
The Tamworth Pig originated on Sir Robert Peels estate in Tamworth, hence the name.
This is all I learnt from Midsomer Murders
This is all I learnt from Midsomer Murders
Det Inspector Barnaby would be proud of you Mental
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.. you forgot about the Spey casting!!
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I am having a argghhhhhhhhh nightmare!
I am trying to book a hotel for saturday night... but getting mr ditty to do it over the phone (cos I do not have my own credit card anymore ... I am not allowed one)
in the other ear... I have Ickle getting all angst over when we will get there. the gates open at 1.30pm.. There is NO WAY I am getting there for then! ... my preference is 3pm- 4pm ish.
and its angst angst angst!
I am trying to book a hotel for saturday night... but getting mr ditty to do it over the phone (cos I do not have my own credit card anymore ... I am not allowed one)
in the other ear... I have Ickle getting all angst over when we will get there. the gates open at 1.30pm.. There is NO WAY I am getting there for then! ... my preference is 3pm- 4pm ish.
and its angst angst angst!
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you forgot about the Spey casting!!
I know I'm going to look thick but 
Where are you going Ditty?
The technique of a particular method of casting whilst fly fishing which wasn't invented until after the artist was long dead.... please keep up there are questions later!!
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please keep up there are questions later!!
I was more interested in the pigs!You are obviously Midsomer Murders fan.
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and its angst angst angst!
What time does it start?
Milton Keynes Superbowl.... to see The Prodigy!
Hotel is booked... In LUTON!!! cos everywhere else is booked.
the way I am feeling right now though... we will be driving straight home!
I want to keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel her!
Hotel is booked... In LUTON!!! cos everywhere else is booked.
the way I am feeling right now though... we will be driving straight home!
I want to keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel her!
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What time does it start
gates open at 1.30pm. Prodigy are scheduled to finish at 10pm... there is a 'grounds curfew' of 11pm... so they have to get everyone out by 11pm.And... I wanna see Pendulum too... and Chase & Status .... but these are headlining acts...
they are not gonna be playing at 2pm!
Watching bands in daylight.. it's not right 
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Watching bands in daylight.. it's not right
I don't agree... the first time I ever heard Faithless & Green Day were mid afternoon at festivals!And Morcheeba at Somerset House was early summers evening...
oh... I can think of loads now... Placebo, Happy Mondays....
mind you... I was off me face for all of those
This time is gonna be interesting... how much of a maternal mode will I have to maintain...
actually should be fine, I took her to Brixton Academy to see Linkin Park, just the two of us, when she was 12 and we had a fab time!
This time is gonna be interesting... how much of a maternal mode will I have to maintain...
actually should be fine, I took her to Brixton Academy to see Linkin Park, just the two of us, when she was 12 and we had a fab time!
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Yeah Liver, it seems like every single thread comes down to whats wrong with JJ...I wouldn't be surprised if he gets the blame for Roxy's scar in the eastenders discussion.
it is scary in the other threads - I feel safer here
I think the 'off me face' was a clue
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I think the 'off me face' was a clue
see... this is my deepest darkest fear... I loved Happy Mondays in the early 90's... me & my mates saw them live dozens of times and thought they were great. then I got preggers with Ickle, but still went with the girls to see them at Brixton.I was stone cold sober, straight as a dye... and they were shit!