Have I told you that Mr Ditty has actually got quite into this BB?  Well, by "in to it" I mean he doesn't huff, puff, tut & make snide remarks when its on.... he actually watches it.

He's not exactly a JJ fan... but he says he's ok.

He absolutely HATES Ben though... which surprised me, considering Ben's background is the one hubby could most relate to...    

Mr Ditty has almost charmed his way into speshal cuddle time his BenRants have been so impressive!

I think it has been for a while.

I was coming round to almost liking Ben...  and I suspect some of my dislike of him is a reaction to the JJ hate on here ... I think if I read more objective discussions on Ben's faults... or if at least Ben & JJ got a level playing field when discussed I wouldn't feel quite like I do.

Not to mention his fans.......if I read that I only like him for his looks one more time!

I DO NOT FANCY JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we do a poll on that

Z.

Oooh....nice forum face!

thats kinda indignant duck...    

that duck won't crash forums...

True..... it might get an internal or two though

Rufus's forum face....




Z.

Yeuuwww!  

put that dilator down Ducky

awwwwwww!

*melts*

That is the cutest and bestest forum face EVER!

I'm cuter than that

*sigh*

come on Menty... back into the bosom with you ...

I'm beginning to think you hate me and I'm one of the nicer JJ dislikers!!  'doesn't hear reply as ears are blocked.........goes blue.......thud'

Nooooooooooooooo! The bosom is a treat saved for a few select haters!

Although, now you come to mention it......I'm sure it could be used for evil. There must be the odd one worth smothering.

Mmmf fmmmth mmth frioonth

it is... its my "I love you little one... but you are doing my bleedin head in and I need you to shut up" parenting skill.

I developed it when dealing with my son... who won't shut up sometimes.

I do stroke the back of your head whilst you're in there!!

What's that Menty?

You love JJ? You want to marry him you say?

I am wiping my spear tips on the back of small but very pretty rainforest frogs to deal with those I am really cross with..

fnaaaaaawwwww!!!!!

ooops... forgot about you for a minute...

*removes Menty*

there you go...

<----------- colour of Menty

Just be grateful you're not this colour Menty >>>>

True.....hang on a minute...... does death by boobies get me off the list?

I have a sweaty cleavage now!

No... it would get you commemorated... and as our first loss we would make you a symbol... a shack Saint!!

I will etch the list on to your gravestone Menty.

A martyr to the cause, a martyr to JJ cause   No thanks, I'm fine, look all back to normal

Menty... you are reminded me of my son a lot at the moment...  .

He must be lovely

he is!   Very!

but he too is troublesome at times!

anyway... I see we are winnng you round slowly...   JJ is no longer top of your hate list...  

we are making progress mwaaahwaaaah

Erm....no I really dislike JJ, but I dislike Keefer even more.  But never fear, once she goes on Friday JJ will be top of my hit list again

We shall see! A few more goes in the bosom should sort you out......it's amazing what a lack of oxygen can do to a persons will power.


Night Menty and Ditty. See ya tomoz.

Oi! Night Ducky


Z.

Night Ducky... 

the love of our bosom!!!   that has a ring to it!

I do but it's not why I like him as a housemate!
And I'm fed up of reading that I am 12 or 65 and menopausal...
*wanders off to find her forum face*