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One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" "The good news," replied Adam. "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." "OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?" "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."
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monkey13
when adam was a little boy and girls were not invented
he bore a hole into a tree and had to be contented

*snigger*
Reference:
One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" "The good news," replied Adam. "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." "OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?" "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."
FM
I can't complain too much about mine at the minute (it won't last though) cos when the daughter came home drunk last night and though the big pouffe in the living room was the kloo, pulled her trousers and knickers down and peed on it it was him that dealt with it and put her to bed and cleared it all up, all while I blissfully slept!
Croctacus
Not yet sure whether this thread is tongue in cheek or more serious.

Anyway, I'm a bloke and you hate me - how come, I have done nothing to you

I think I am quite nice.


I will say one thing though. I knew someone who was not particularly happy with her homelife and husband. I told her to have a good think about her life and her marriage and really decide if she wanted to carry on. I said that if you go on for another five years and hit forty and are still not happy then you have wasted five years......

Well she carried on for another four and a bit years and they split. Now she is with another man (who she could have been with a lot earlier if she had got her act together).

What I say is life is way too short and you never know how long you got - so don't continue to live with your partners habits or your stagnant relationship. Sort them out or ship out.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities

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