Oh dear! Hug time? 

Thank you, but no hugs needed.  

I just hate them all 

RZB try the other way around 

mine snores like a pig..i dig him to get him to stop....then he moans 'you woke me up'.....oh i'm sorry.....you've only kept me awake snoring like a pnuematic drill the last hour....men......

This help Cinds? 

...I get the picture,, taps side of nose.

  

This isn't where I parked my carrrr

What they done

 Mines snorts like a pig, wakes himself up, looks at me like I punched him or something then snorts back of to sleep.

men smell of poooooooop

One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
"The good news," replied Adam.
"Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
"OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?"
"I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

They do, they pump and everything.

I am actively ignoring RZB, only cos he is a male. (I like him really, he has good taste in music)

 Like it!

when adam was a little boy and girls were not invented
he bore a hole into a tree and had to be contented

*snigger*

For RZB, and Hoochie, and Slinki, and Bov

And my late great dad's version.

In days of old, when knights were bold and loo paper wasn't invented
they wiped their bums on a lump of gum and walked away cemented.

*checks underwear*

Men are great. Women are rubbish at football though, which is kind of annoying. They're good at hoovering though which is great 

Prom, don't get me started on Women How can the fricking talk for so long!?!?!? And why does a 'shopping trip' have to take ALL DAY?!?!?! Its my money she's spending

I spend my own money - I earn it - I spend it. Rawky if you have a gf spending your money I suggest you either ask her to get her own stuff or get a new gf..

I was told from an early age that all men are b'stads. I wish I'd taken more notice

Duhhhrrurrurrrurrrurrrurrruhhh! Angus!! Angus!! !!!

That's a bloke kind of job though is it not? Cause it involves machinery.. was the one housey thing my west- of -scotland- male (washing up's girly!!) dad used to do .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

I can't complain too much about mine at the minute (it won't last though) cos when the daughter came home drunk last night and though the big pouffe in the living room was the kloo, pulled her trousers and knickers down and peed on it it was him that dealt with it and put her to bed and cleared it all up, all while I blissfully slept!

Hahaha Croc ... how is she today??

Well this was at about 4am and she was up by 9am, bright and breezy knowing nothing about it and with no hangover....shes out shopping now.

Good for her

Thats good isn't it? You can go to the footy with your mates You need to have words about her spending your money though

hear hear

Not yet sure whether this thread is tongue in cheek or more serious.

Anyway, I'm a bloke and you hate me - how come, I have done nothing to you

I think I am quite nice.


I will say one thing though. I knew someone who was not particularly happy with her homelife and husband. I told her to have a good think about her life and her marriage and really decide if she wanted to carry on. I said that if you go on for another five years and hit forty and are still not happy then you have wasted five years......

Well she carried on for another four and a bit years and they split. Now she is with another man (who she could have been with a lot earlier if she had got her act together).

What I say is life is way too short and you never know how long you got - so don't continue to live with your partners habits or your stagnant relationship. Sort them out or ship out.