I have been told that all mens nipples are 9.25 inches apart.
Could you get a ruler and tell me if this is true for you please?
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Are you looking for your rulers?
yes, now where did i last have mine?
25cms.
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25cms.
Inches damnit! 
Thats near enough. I have just done Chefboys and am pleased to report they are bang on 9.25.
If I go near Mr Q with a ruler...am likely to flick it on his nose with the mood am in!
morning mofo, Q!
Morning Jacko!
I need more measurements GODDAMMIT!! Its not a proper scientific experiment with just Chefboy and Jackson!!!
WHY ARENT YOU MEASURING??????
I've been struggling to find something 9.25" long to measure with. I've been looking most of my adult life actually. However! I can now report that mine are spaced approximately 9" or so apart.
just done hubby's and his are just under 11"
I would think that a man with a broader chest would have nipples placed further apart. And a very thin man would have nipples very closer together.
I think you are going to have to hit the streets with your ruler, Mo!
I think you are going to have to hit the streets with your ruler, Mo!
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just done hubby's and his are just under 11
Blimey. Is he a very big man? Oooh does he have moobs maybe...that could make things out of whack I suppose...
ha ha! no, no moobs lol
Mine are exactly 10 inches apart as the Crow flies 
Really? 
Could you measure them again but this time squeeze your chest in a bit please. I really want them to be 9.25.
Could you measure them again but this time squeeze your chest in a bit please. I really want them to be 9.25.
off topic sorry but ive just noticed that live cloud hasn't put their clocks back!!
ok ignore that ive just fixed my settings 
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Could you measure them again but this time squeeze your chest in a bit please. I really want them to be 9.25
I can do better than that Mo - Im booked in tomorrow to have my ribs surgically shortened 
from centre to centre & round the curve of chest = 9" , it's fun measuring yourself 
For arguments sake you can put me down as a 9.25" - if it helps your stats
For arguments sake you can put me down as a 9.25" - if it helps your stats
Hubby's nipples don't come straight out as he's got a bit cuddly, 
his measures 9.75 inches. btw he thinks we are all nuts
his measures 9.75 inches. btw he thinks we are all nuts 
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LowonIQ offline 2889 Forum Posts Today at 15:37 (Edited: ) Hubby's nipples don't come straight out as he's got a bit cuddly, his measures 9.75 inches. btw he thinks we are all nuts
There'll be a nuts measuring thread shortly.
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There'll be a nuts measuring thread shortly
weight would be easier to do although must remember to clean kitchen scales ...... first I mean , I don't want a floury sack 
Well I got my mate to measure her bloke and he was 11 inches.
So there you have it, it was a load of shite.
Still, at least we know now...thats something I s'pose!
So there you have it, it was a load of shite.
Still, at least we know now...thats something I s'pose!
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Well I got my mate to measure her bloke and he was 11 inches
impressive 
my tiddy's - my business
but was he standing up when measured ?
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There'll be a nuts measuring thread shortly
I don't think I could persuade him on that, oh no I'm sure I couldn't
I think that you would have to "teabag" a bowl filled to the brim with water and measure that which was displaced. 
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crossy offline 4301 Forum Posts Today at 17:01 (Edited: ) I think that you would have to "teabag" a bowl filled to the brim with water and measure that which was displaced.
Blood temp water not cold , or else said nuts will beat a hasty retreat
i may try to do some measuring later 
Mr Veg's are 10 1/2 inches apart. He thinks you are all mental.
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He thinks you are all mental
But he did it anyway!! 
In the interests of sex equality, what is the average distance between nips for us women.
