Men are like buses

Topics

Sexy_Kelly

You wait around for ages and ages then 3 all come at once (not litreally Blizzie

) So you jump on the one you think is going the right way only to find it ends up in a dead end, but its too late to jump off and hop onto the next one

and the third one has stalled.
Oh well cant win them all i suppose or in my case any.

Replies sorted oldest to newest

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

*** wonders where this reputation for smut came from ***

Secsy, get to a bus stop, catch a bus, and explain that you aren't paying until you reach the right destination.

Do not sit at the back and do not put your feet on the seats.
If it's a bendy one, be very careful getting on and off.

4/14/1011:21 AM

Garage JoeMember

4/14/1011:25 AM

Former Member

I agree with Bliz

...Oh, and don't sit on the top deck until you've travelled many times!

4/14/104:35 PM

Soozy WooMember

Choose your destination as you embark but never go all the way until you're completely satisfied with the service and can be assured of a return journey. Going all the way too soon takes all the anticipation out of the journey and the driver becomes complacent.

4/14/104:43 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

I forgot - check the seat isn't damp, before sitting down.

4/14/105:25 PM

Yellow RoseMember

Reference:

I forgot - check the seat isn't damp, before sitting down.

It should also be checked as to how many have sat there before

4/14/105:48 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: Yellow

It should also be checked as to how many have sat there before

Yes, and whether they inconsiderately left their chewing gum to get stuck to you.

4/15/1012:15 AM

Add Reply

<ul id="{%=id%}ButtonGroup" class="button-group h-popup-buttons even-button-group even-1">
    <li id="{%=id%}Okay_buttonContainer"><a id="{%=id%}Okay" href="javascript:void(0);" class="button success no-margin-bottom h-alert-modal-ok-button" role="button">OK</a><script type="text/javascript">
        (function() {
            function {%=id%}Okay_click(event, data) {
            {%=id%}Popup.hide();
        }
        
                $('#{%=id%}Okay').on('click', {%=id%}Okay_click);
        })();
    </script></li></ul><a href="javascript:void(0);" class="close-reveal-modal" aria-label="Close Modal">&#215;</a><div class="last-modal-focus focus-utility-element" tabindex="0"></div>
</div>
<script type="text/javascript">
        (function() {
            {%=id%}Popup = new SS.Popup.ModalPopup('{%=id%}');
        })();
    </script>

Ad-Free	Search Site	Start Dialogs
Upload Photos	Upload Videos	Upload Audio
Upload Documents	Use Signature	Block Members
View Member Directory	Mark All Topics As Read	Edit Posts Anytime
Post To Walls

Skip to main content

Topics

Add Reply

Membership Required

Remove From Your Block List

Manage Follow Preferences

Block

Premium Membership Required

VIP

Please wait...