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El Loro

This morning I saw this headline on a placard for the local newspaper:

CROCODILE CAUSED FATAL PLANE CRASH

Which must have made people wanting to know more, Visions of crocodiles leaping up come to mind. But the story was:

Gloucestershire Airport boss adds weight to crocodile Congo aircraft death claim

Pilot: Chris Wilson

EXPERTS say panic sparked by an escaped crocodile could have caused the plane crash that killed a Cheltenham pilot.

Chris Wilson, 39, died with 19 passengers when the jet he was co-piloting plunged to earth in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

The only surviving passenger from the flight says the incident was caused when the deadly reptile clawed its way out of a sports bag and brought chaos to the tiny 19-seater plane.

The article doesn't say what the crocodile was doing in the sports bag in the first place.

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Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Was it a Lacoste sports bag?

10/23/102:53 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Reference:

Was it a Lacoste sports bag?

OMG they're coming to life!! *goes to throw puma shoes out*

10/23/103:00 AM

Crunchy NutsMember

'10 heroic Lions, 1 stupid boy'

10/23/103:40 AM

lainy mMember 10 years

10/23/104:35 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

10/23/104:42 AM

lainy mMember 10 years

10/23/104:50 AM

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10/23/104:53 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Court Reporter Catches Judge

Masturbating While Sitting On Bench

A Petition has been filed by the Attorney General of Oklahoma for the removal of Judge Donald Thompson, an elected District Judge in Creek County.

The Petition claims the Judge repeatedly used a penis pump to masturbate under his robe while presiding over trials. Lisa Foster, Judge Thompson's court reporter for 15 yrs., claims to have witnessed the judge masturbate a number of times.

Others, from detectives to jurors, claim to have heard swooshing noises coming from the bench.

10/23/107:18 AM

squiggleMember 10 years

The one that sticks in my mind is a sports headline after Caledonian Thistle trounced Celtic, obviously its a play on supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

"SUPER CALLY GO BALLISTIC CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS"

And I loved the story about the croc downing the plane, the poor creature survived the crash but was killed by a machete shortly after.

10/23/107:23 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

10/23/107:34 AM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

10/23/107:39 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

Spoof headline from PI mag.

Caught out a lot of dim witted FB people.

10/23/107:45 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

I always remember the one form one of the trash tabloids yonks ago "Freddie Star ate my hamster!"

10/23/107:51 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

10/23/107:54 AM

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10/23/107:55 AM

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10/23/107:56 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

Reference:kattymieoww

I always remember the one form one of the trash tabloids yonks ago "Freddie Star ate my hamster!"

10/23/108:01 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

10/23/108:03 AM

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10/23/108:24 AM

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10/23/108:25 AM

Karma_Member

An oldie but a goodie

10/23/108:29 AM

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10/23/108:31 AM

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